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GUTLESS GROVELING CONGRESSIONAL TRUMP MAGAS

What a pathetic joke it is to try and baselessly impeach Joe Biden. I hope the sicko fringe Republicans do not proceed, If the DOJ starts digging into the backgrounds of some of the most radical anti-Biden morons they may end up thrown out of office and impeached themselves for good reasons. Mr. Garbage, speaker of the house Kevin McCarthy a weak, groveling dope  and total Trump loyalist and Jim Jordan, two of the garbage picking Republicans attacking the President and his son both have dirty and immoral backgrounds. Jim Jordan or Gym as he is sometimes called would not act to help his wrestlers at Ohio State University a few years ago when he coached college wrestling when some wrestlers told him of the perverted sexual actions of Dr. Richard Strauss who acted out sexually with at least six of Jordan's wrestlers. Jordan knew and walked away without opening his disgusting mouth while knowing about the sexual attacks on his wrestlers by Strauss.  Cowardly Strauss than choose su...

COACH DAVE MAY BE THE PERSON TO TALK WITH

I am someone who understands inner torment and can connect to many people who suffer from depression, anxiety, and addictions.  The right person and the right words can be critical to finding relief.  I am a retired, single male of 72. I  understand people like me and may be able to help you.  I am a lifelong sufferer of addiction including, ocd, impulse disorder, adhd,  compulsive gambling, sex and love junkie.  I have tried it all and found talk therapy works best. Contact me. Coach Dave Free 1 hour consultation

SEVENTY TWO YEAR OLD MALE WITH LIBIDO THAT VIAGRA CANNOT HELP

Sex and a seventy two year old healthy male? There is a question mark because I really do not know what happened to my once voracious libido. I always was virile. Hot. Ready to get it on and make love with the right person who fortunately is still around. She is very sexy, uninhibited, and ready to make love. I'm not. My libido has disappeared. It started decreasing some years ago. Then, I discovered Viagra and its cousins. My penis danced around for several years firm and proud.  I loved being hard like a sixteen year old artificially or not. My orgasms were still explosive.  I constantly have needed my little blue helpers in increasing amounts for the last ten years. I did not care. With assistance my sex organ still worked like a well oiled machine. Maybe my sex drive decreased gradually but I could still have great sex.  About six months ago my dick went south. Literally. The hard on pills stopped working as they always had. My sex drive decreased significantly. Bigge...

WHY IS ATTORNEY GENERAL BILL BARR PRESIDENT TRUMP'S PERSONAL WHORE?

How did Attorney General Bill Barr, once a distinguished lawyer, decide to write a paper to Donald Trump essentially offering to become his exclusive whore? A letter that said, that in Barr's opinion, a sitting president was basically immune from the law. That said that Barr felt the Commander-in-Chief was by and large above the law. So, bogus Trump got Barr in as Attorney General in a heartbeat. The Attorney General is supposed to work for all the people equally. He is the boss of the Justice Dept. .promising to uphold the laws of the land and make his best efforts in managing the Justice Dept. Instead, he became Trumps personal whore masquerading as Attorney General. He has acted to defend, lie for, support, and  cover up Trumps many abuses and violations of the Presidency.  He instantly started acting as Trumps personal attorney as soon as he became AG. instead of being the legitimate Attorney General of the United States which he was charged with. Why? Barr is so bogus and...

GIGOLO OFFERS FREE TIPS ON DATING SERVICES

As a 71 year old gigolo who has been very successful on the dating site match.com and other sites I will share with you a sure fire method of finding out if will be attractive to women who inhabit on those meat markets. It is still all about looks. Just like in high school boys. Brains and sensitivity and all other attributes are very critical In the rest of your life. But, not on dating sites. If you care about hooking up with hot ladies your face and body is the ticket to ride. Maybe it's been a while since you were in the romance game? You may think that it is different now in this advanced world than it was when you were just a young man. Yes. It is different in many ways.  But, no it is not different when it comes to your appeal. Looks still wins the babes whether you are 7 or 70. Oh, one exception. If you have a ton of money along with that can make a difference. With enough cash that you should splash in  when writing about yourself in your profile let those women know ...

SEX GAMBLING AND LOVE IN A RAMBLING POORLY WRITTEN FORM

I just sat down at my laptop which I have not used for a few months. I have been blogging off and on for many years. I'm a bad procrastinator even though I love to write. In fact, it took me five years to make $106.94 from Google AdSense.   I am a tall, thin, white haired 71 year old Jewish male who lives with his girlfriend in a nice over fifty five complex. She is sleeping soundly in the bedroom that I just left after sleeping only three hours when I really need eight hours. Cannot sleep. Lots of anxiety. Its 3 am and I have swallowed a couple of Valium 10 mil. pills but they have not even phased me. Probably, too tolerant of them from too many years of being semi-addicted. But, I sure am glad I have them along with a stash of power packed Xanax tablets for insurance. I have ferocious demons. Anyway, I got sidetracked. I was going to talk about one of my many neurotic fears. I developed a kidney stone several years ago and read that if you ever get one you would likely...

PRESIDENT TRUMPS SEXUAL BOOTY CALLS NOW A TOUGH TASK

I wonder what Donald Trump is doing for fresh booty these days if anything? We all know he is a sexual superman. If he wanted a woman before he was elected President he got one fast.  At least that used to be the case before he was confined to the watchful eye of the entire nation after getting involved in some very scandalous episodes. Paying strippers for sex and being exposed as somewhat of a predatory beast with many accusations of his unstoppable style of assaulting women created his reputation.  Being President is terrific but it does have it's limitations. The President cannot just grab a woman by the p...y and make her into an instant lover. It seems a very tough task to be abstinent when you are the leader of the free world and unable to get it on at will.  Read and research information about Presidents Bill Clinton or John Kennedy about sex in or out of the White House. Check out many other politicians whose careers disintegrated upon being disco...

STORMY AND TRUMP SEXUAL REMATCH. WHAT A BALL!!

Seems to me that Stormy Daniels and her lover boy Donald Trump still have unfinished business. Trump was burning hot for Stormy before. Maybe it would be good closure for them to get together again and satisfy their obviously unsatisfied desires.  It sure seems that Melania wants no part of Donald. She slaps his hand away from hers when he tries to touch her.. Makes sense. Who wants Stormys rejects. But, Donald also hates looking like a loser. He sure did not look like the stud he has acted like in the past after Stormy outed his weird penis. Stormy made Trump seem like a sexual failure. She said nothing at all to compliment Trumps supposed sexual prowess. Sounds like his little hands and package did not impress Stormy. Trump used to come off  like Mr. hot pants. Stormy hurt Trumps reputation. Trump must hook up with Stormy to  redeem himself to regain confidence in his bungled libido.  I think Trumps wounded ego might be redeemed if he had another chance ...

TIPS FROM A BLOGGER DUMMY ON MAKING MONEY FROM GOOGLE ADSENSE

                    Tips On Making Money Blogging 1-Pick a specific subject and stick to it. 2-Do not drift. 3-Use SEO  (keywords) words such as dummy, sex, drugs, free, scandal, violence, Trump. etc. SEO stands for Search Engine Optimization.   The search engines loves hot words.They pick them out and may lead them to your blog. You do not even have to know what a search engine is. Search engines know you.                                       4-Find a subject that really interests you. Write for yourself and the audience will find you. 5-Check other blogs and offer comments no matter how stupid and boring they are. Then, ask permission to post a link to your own blog. You will probably get it and may attract valuable, new traffic.  6-Remember, at all times that Google AdSense is the place that keeps a record o...

GOOGLE BLOGGER SUCCESS STORY GRANDPA MAKES MONEY AND SHARES THE SECRET

Do you want to know how to make money on Google Adsense?  I finally figured it out.  Google Adsense is  the Google tracking system where you get paid from Google on the number of clicks or looks your blog pages get from the internet universe.   Your blog followers, either new people or repeat viewers, who click on your blog then see the ads that Google sells to people to run on your blog pages. Traffic is the key to any blog. The more traffic your blog attracts the more chances there are that your advertisers will get responses. Remember, the main thing that gets and keeps traffic coming to your blog is great content. Content is king. Every click on your blog can be worth cash. Remember that. Google advertisers have their ads placed based on the content you provide your audience.   If you have a blog, for example, that offers information on sex then Google will sell ad space to advertisers who sell dildos, lingerie, aphrodisiacs, vibrators, handcuffs, ...

Viagra Does The Job Saving My Relationship

  I woke up this morning in terror about my life. Broke and three days from being homeless thanks to my fucking girlfriend - ex-girlfriend. She gave me the boot just because my old dick won't go up all the time. Ok. Most of the time . Fine. Almost never. I get it. My dick is really a problem. But, its only been bad for 7 or 8 years.  No big deal I tell her. "That's right" she says. "Your dick used to be a big deal. Now its mush just like the person its attached to. You two belong together. Two worthless . I don't know.... Things.  Three days to find another sucker for free rent . Good luck. Your ex- main asset  is now as useless as rotten eggs"   I hobbled over to to  the computer table to take my pills. I glanced at the computer screen and my heart jumped.. I'm not too sharp but I do know a good deal when I see one. She thinks I'm dumb. Ha.  There it was. On the screen in big, bold print  an offer that said." We can make you wealthy wit...

LOVE SICK OLD GUY SUFFERS A BROKEN HEART BECAUSE OF A BIG MOUTH

I just blew the one chance I've had in several years to find the last love of my sixty nine year old male life. I blew it because this gorgeous lady I met on match.com warned me the first time we went out that she would would never surrender to my way of trying to control and dominate her. She saw that defect as soon as she showed a little interest in me. She is a therapist, in her sixties, free spirited, financially secure, kids are grown, sexually uninhibited and open for love. Perfect. I was immediately swept away on our first date several months ago  My love starved self got carried away and started trying to turn a few simple kisses into an instant love story.  My seductive, aggressive style is all I ever knew and it had served me well occasionally. Mostly it had burned me in romance, money, people, business, and everything else I used it for. Despite that, I thought,that my life of loneliness was at an end. I felt I had found my final soul mate.  Naturally,...

Online Lovers Nightmare

I saw this beautiful black haired woman on an online dating site. She was about 45, tall, and classy looking. Her profile said she lived in a fancy suburb outside Chicago , and that she was divorced and had no kids living at home. Perfect person for me, an inveterate professional online dating love junkie 55 years old, good looking, smooth talking and a great hustler of women.  I sent her an email on match.com which is the online site. She saw my profile and which showed my pictures, age, religion, income, likes and dislikes. All the stuff that is supposed to matter. It may to some. Pictures and not having kids living at home and a convenient location are the only things that matter to me. She sent her phone number and we chatted briefly and then she told me that she was going to be at this bar a few nights later to meet a girl friend. I asked if I could meet her before her girlfriend got there and she said yes. But, I would only have about 20 minutes to impress her becaus...

Fear Would Not Let Me Fuck

Many years ago I went to visit a friend in Arizona. I was in my forties. My older friend introduced me to his younger daughter who I knew previously on only a superficial basis. She had never looked very good to me.  She was too heavy. But, she had gotten in shape and was a knockout when shes passed by her dads swimming pool a day or so after I arrived to visit him. I told him that his daughter looked great and that I would like to go out with her. He called her and told her of my interest but she said she had no time because her and her boyfriend were on their way to a tennis tournament and would not be back in town for several days. "Oh shit" I thought. "Too bad".   Shortly thereafter  the phone rang. Her plans to go out of town with her boyfriend were cancelled due to an argument they had had. She asked her dad if "that guy still wanted to go out with her"? He told me of her interest.. He then put me on the phone with her. I said  "I would like t...

Compulsive Gambler With Nowhere To Go

Write, write write, I am a 67 year old guy who wants to leave his mark on the world and writing is the one approach I can think of.  I certainly will never run out of content. I blew a ton of money because I am a compulsive who built a small business newspaper in the 80,s and 90,s. I have lived a life of sex, drugs, and chasing women.I sit here alone and depressed. I have great children and grandchildren, no debts because I have been bailed out, I'm healthy...but..life sucks. Depression is destroying me. I started the newspaper with literally no money but I was great at selling ads. So, in a few years I had the newspaper it up to a million dollar volume and 25 people working for me. I didn’t know shit about managing a business or publishing or anything that makes a good publication.. But man, could I hustle that advertising space. On the phone, in person, selling subscriptions or selling full page ads to IBM or the corner store.. It did not matter. I was a great hustler. ...

Old Love Junkie

 There we were. Two 63 year old adults wrestling around on her sofa like high school kids. Me, trying for weeks to get in her pants. She, holding me off continuously insisting that necking and petting was all we would ever do. But, boy it was hot. Hot kisses, hot touching all over. So hot that she agreed to go in the other room and change into something flimsier and easier for me to get at.  I still all my clothes on as she left the room. The Viagra I had taken earlier, just in case, had completely kicked in and I had a big, hard rod that a 16 year old would envy. She and I had been toying around for 6 weeks with hot kisses but with clothes on.  I decided that I would go all in as I sat waiting for her to return. So, I quickly whipped off my clothes except for my underwear. She came back to see me lying on the sofa with socks and a pair of black underwear which was struggling to hold in my giant dick. He...

Boy Toy Goes Lymph Cause Viagra Does Not Work

Here I am at Dunkin Donuts blogging about my crazed, sad life. You see, just a few days ago l was living the life of luxury one would expect from a boy toy. I was with my older but glamorous sugar mama eating dinner at the fanciest restaurants, getting pedicures, going to plays. The whole nine yards. In return, I spent my time with her, in large part, enjoying our bodies locked together in the same  passion and bliss we have seemingly had forever. Then, it was time to take her back to airport so she could get back to her real other life. I am merely filler as much as she says she loves me which she has proven over and over. However, not enough to throw in the towel on the high life and become a slave to my neediness and neurosis. It was just a few weeks ago that I went off to Arizona with my mamas blessing to pursue an old relationship. Things were all set for me to find a 24/7 mama who I had had a relationship with years before. When the moment ...

Long Shot Lover Goes Ballistic

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                                              Online Lovers Nightmare I saw this beautiful black haired woman on an online dating site. She was about 45, tall, and classy looking. Her profile said she lived in a fancy suburb outside Chicago, and that she was divorced and had no kids living at home. Perfect person for me, an inveterate professional online dating love junkie 55 years old, good looking, smooth talking and a great hustler of women.   I sent her an email on match.com which is the online site. She saw my profile and which showed my pictures, age, religion, income, likes and dislikes. All the stuff that is supposed to matter. It may to some. Pictures and not having kids living at home and a convenient location are the only things that mat...

Sex Stories For Feedback

I could tell you many stories about torrid affairs I have had in my 65 years. I am thinking about devoting an entire blog to the multitude of sexual experiences I have had with all kinds of women . But, that gets boring unless I feel someone is reading this blog. I need some encouragement or I will continue to think I am writing to myself. Where are all the responses? Anyone with a great story you want to tell and still remain anonymous? Feedback please so I don't have to go find a real job.                                                                                    ...

Crabs Scratch A Hot Night

First time I lost my virginity was back in 1967 in a whorehouse in Peoria, IL.  I was with a bunch of guys on New Years Eve and we decided to drive up to this house of ill repute. I was really nervous. I was still a virgin.  My sexual experiences were mostly hand jobs from my trustworthy high school girl friend. I thought I was one of the only guys to not have done the real thing. So, we entered this prostitution house and I looked around at several available women all in negligees.They were just sitting around on display.  I saw an African American who was so hot with big tits and long legs. She kind of looked like Eartha Kitt. I pointed to her and she got up and she took me to a little room with a small bed. It did not smell good in that room but we did the deed after a little performance anxiety by me. I strutted out to my friends who were already finished with their ladies. I had a big smile on my face.We left and had some food and drinks celebrating our accomplis...