DONALD J. TRUMP: THE ORANGE HEADED DEVIL. A NARCISSISTIC MENTALLY UNSTABLE LIAR

Donald J. Trump became President of the United States of America in 2016 because he is a great con man and sold the country snake oil by convincing enough people that he could lead the nation.

He fast talked a big base of mostly right wing, angry, disenchanted, gullible, and fed up voters into believing he was their champion and would stand up to establishment politicians and institutions.

Trump quickly realized that his colorful, rebellious, showman style and spiel mattered much more to his followers than truth or policy. The more outrageous, nonsensical, and ridiculous the wild claims he made were the more his supporters worshiped him.

Among his lies and baseless promises he made he said he would build a wall to stop illegal aliens from coming into the United States. He said Mexico would pay for the construction of that wall. 

He also said that he would create a new and better health care program to replace Obamacare. He promised to end wars, get nuclear disarmament with North Korea and guaranteed many other things he has not delivered on. 

He is a pathological liar.

He has blurted out scores of outrageous, imbecilic falsehoods each day he has been in office. His words are sucked up like chocolate sodas by his believers. Trump has told more than fourteen thousand lies since his inauguration.

That ignorant moron bullshits his base of voters over and over but they continue to mindlessly inhale his verbal pollution to the point that he has developed a cult like following.

He has been so incompetent, negligent, and destructive in abusing his unparalleled power that he is one of the few presidents in history to be impeached. He is unquestionably unfit to be our commander-and-chief.

As bad as his presidency has been, his egregious behavior fortunately never involved risking the health of the citizens. That recently changed.

A devastating, lethal sickness much worse than any other epidemic is ravaging our nation and most of the globe. It is called the coronavirus and was originally predicted to kill 100,000 to 250,000 Americans and sicken countless others.

It has killed over 100,000 already after Trump ignored early briefings about the virus and when he stupidly insisted that the virus would quickly disappear.

Trumps only claim to fame during his disastrous presidency was the economy and low unemployment. That is gone.

The economy is in a recession and unemployment is insanely high.

However, this virus spells disaster for Trump's re-election. If it spikes up again than the nation will suffer a lethal blow.

The proper response to avoid transmitting the virus or contracting it is for people to stay home and stay away from each other. 

We did that but Trumps refusal to accept science and the current riots cut the time off too soon to flatten the virus properly. 

So, it's now a crap shoot whether we are safe. We will see soon.

Hundreds of thousands of businesses are closed indefinitely. 

Unemployment numbers are skyrocketing at about forty million while the stock market fluctuates wildly. 

We are literally dying for factual information and guidance from our president about the virus, the economy, foreign policy and most importantly we hunger for leadership. 

Trump cannot be a leader because he is an ignoramus to many and even to conservative Ann Coulter who used to support him but abandoned him.

Yet, Trump rambles on continually making things worse by insulting anyone who criticizes or disagrees with him.

He is a thin skinned little baby with a nine year old spoiled brat mentality who unfortunately became an accidental, and fake president.

Instead of being concerned with what should be his highest priority, the safety of the citizens, this dope  is consumed with his real highest priority which is saving his own ass.

He  pitched a scientifically unproven cure for the virus. He was wrong.

Do you think that our president suddenly wanted to do his duty and protect the health and safety of the country? 

No way. 

Trump doesn't give a shit about anyone but himself.

He hustled the terrified, sick, and dying nation with the same words that he used to try and convince African Americans to vote for him in 2016.

"What do you have to lose?" he barked out to millions a while ago. He implored us to take doses of an unproven drug he pitched.

Maybe it will perform miracles he implied? Who knows? Try it.

Medical experts say that the side effects of this drug could hurt us badly or could kill us. That is what we have to lose by listening to Trump.

Our lives. Donald J. Trump, you are an ignorant, moronic, nauseating, reprehensible, vile, evil, treacherous, rotten fucking excuse for a human being. 

You are the devil.

This narcissists' words matter greatly to many.

Trump is on a mission. He needs you to get off your butts and start working again. He has prematurely opened the flood gates and encouraged people to go back to work even though the coronavirus still is expanding in many areas.

If Trump does not win re-election than his power, his money, and hopefully his freedom may be gone.

He is very likely to get indicted, prosecuted, and thrown in jail because of his criminal conduct in office. As president, he is almost untouchable. 

As a civilian there are countless people who would love to go after him locally and federally.

He deserves the enormous anger and hostility that he has rightfully earned

He has to be watched carefully now because he is cornered like a trapped rat.

But, unlike a rat who can fight Trump is a cowardly rat who must have others do his fighting. They will be gone when Trump is neutered.

I believe Donald J. Trump deserves to be in jail for life.

His ultimate fate may be uncomfortably resting his orange head on a steel bunk.

Wouldn't that be a shame?

STUCK SNEEZE EXPLODES IN A SEA OF SNOT ENDING MY ASNEEZIA

I finally sneezed today. I had not sneezed in exactly 19 days. I was going crazy with anxiety. In the midst of this coronavirus pandemic, unemployment in the millions, a crashing stock market, and brutal world conditions I sat in my apartment and was entirely consumed with thoughts of waiting for when I would sneeze.

Yes. This is not a stranger than fiction piece of creative writing. It is about me in mental torment because of this strange, rare, hardly researched condition that has destroyed much of my life. 

My inability to sneeze is not new. It seems logical that each time it happens and than when I finally blast out a sneeze I should be cured. But, over many years it does not work that way. 

The problem just rebuilds again very soon after a sneeze finally comes. Then, soon after a few aborted sneezes I am back sitting and obsessing about the next sneeze I want so desperately to happen no matter what real legitimate problems I have going on. It is so sick.

 Once again, as of yesterday, my sneeze center had been stuck for over six weeks. Not one sneeze had exploded out of my nose. None. Many Aaahs but no Choos. I know because I keep a vigil.  I waited and waited obsessing away for a successful blast. I was met with continual failure and frustration with every urge. Can you even comprehend that?

Finally, yesterday the gates of sneezing fury riveted open my nose and I started to sneeze my head off. One boomer after another for several hours. Snot flying all over. It was orgasmic. It was a gift from heaven. I immediately came out of my morbidly depressed mood and became a descent human being again.

You see, I am a 71 year old, physically healthy, active extremely neurotic Jewish male.
I am not some weirdo seeing how insane my fantasies can go with stranger than fiction writing. This is a true tale. It just so happens I am brutally afflicted with obsessive compulsive disorder. (ocd)

Back in 2006 I was sitting at my desk in my cubicle at the family business in Chicago. I had never even thought about sneezing. I had sneezed normally my whole life. 

Megan, my friend and the woman who sat at the cubicle next to mine changed my life in a heartbeat. She innocently triggered my neurotic head into an inability to complete a sneeze. A relentless hell that has lasted off and on a seeming eternity. 

She innocently stood near my cubicle entrance about to ask a question. I felt a big sneeze coming and help up my finger for her to not talk until I finished my sneeze. 

I went Ahhhh and then she playfully said "now go Choo David". My sneeze immediately aborted and from that day on I have not been able to sneeze normally. Yes. I have sneezed many times but never in a normal consistent way like I'm sure you do. My sneezing nightmare has stopped and started again and again for a few days only to stop again for months.

 I have gone from agony to ecstasy so many times over the years waiting for that elusive sneeze to set me free. A successful few sneezes would only falsely lead me to believing I was cured. 

But, soon I would go back on stuck sneeze again and the frustration would restart. You would think I would say fuck it and stop caring since I knew there was really nothing wrong with me. But, so does every other person on psychological tilt. Understanding crazy is not usually an answer. 

Thinking about sneezing has been a full time job involving thousands of hours of time googling, researching the scant information on what is called "asneezia" and talking to Dr.s and therapists giving me assurances that they knew nothing was physically wrong with me but they could not explain this condition they had never seen or heard of before. 

The issue has always been that I am very physically healthy in my body but not in my mind. All the multitudes of professionals I saw knew nothing about a person not being able to release a sneeze. It is not in anyone's playbook. Too much sneezing is easy to resolve and a no brainer. But, not being able to sneeze even intermittently for many years? Huh?

 I know this all sounds ridiculous right? Well, see how you feel after your honker attempts to go Choo thirty times in a row over a one week period of time and you fail to pop a sneeze?  A little frustrating do you think?

Some background obviously needed.
Add in a lifelong brutal case of ocd. (obsessive compulsive disorder) and you have a very hot mess of a person in me. Thousands of  dollars spent in therapy, countless hours living immobilized with paralyzing obsessions, a life of mental torment.  

Paradoxically, an amazingly wonderful life filled to the brim with all the important blessings like health, a wonderful family, a longstanding lover of indescribable magnitude, many friends. That is me. A lucky lucky guy with a life filled with recreation and joy. But, a tormented nut. Somewhat of a spoiled brat who nonetheless has had my psyche beaten silly.

It's the ocd. Besides the inability to sneeze regularly (excuse me, I just went into a sneezing fit the likes of which I have not experienced maybe ever. I'm jubilant and mentally orgasmic Hallelujah. YES. YES. YES.
I cannot believe it !!!!) 

There has been similar ocd situations so bizarre I could write forever.  Unexplained, frequent urination, decade long confrontations with people, knocking on doors in the middle of the night because of a little noise, doing dangerous things just to get them off my mind. Craziness. 

My issue is all about being bullied and having the guts to stand up for myself. I am totally non-violent and a big chicken.

You get it or you don't out there. I am a real rarity. That is a fact. 

I want so badly for someone to read this story and allow me to make my mark in this world. Where are you, screenwriters, film makers, novelists, etc???

Find me. I have a fascinating life and my stories are spot on true.

David Stein

Email me at tshirtdave69@gmail.com 

DONALD J. TRUMP, THE ORANGE HAIRED DEVIL FUCKED US ALL

Every day I watch ignorant, blowhard, orange headed fake president Donald J.Trump hold a campaign rally disguised as a press conference. 

Americans are sick and dying from the horrible coronavirus that this moron Trump could have headed off but did not. He disregarded briefings that warned him of a pending pandemic. 

Instead of doing his duty and protecting us and keeping the nation safe this nauseating pig faced buffoon played golf. He told us not to worry and assured us we would be fine. He said the virus would blow away just like the puffs of bullshit that blow out of his  mouth.

 But, as Trumps experts predicted from all their the scientific research, the global virus exploded in the United States. So, our idiotic, mentally challenged, unfit, illiterate so-called commander-in-chief started trying to convince the country he did nothing wrong and China should be blamed. 

The virus invaded our country with Trumps help. It has already killed over sixty thousand people and has made hundreds of thousands very sick. 

When Governors from both parties started to scream and plead to Trump for federal assistance he kept making excuses. He did have an easy answer. By using the power of the federal government he could get the states the health care supplies necessary. He inexplicably refused to use that power until the last few days.

This dimwit is overwhelmed and incapable of doing his job. He is a fool and he cannot properly lead this country. So, he blabs away denying his weaknesses and mistakes and wastes time watching TV and attacking the media instead of working.   

He is a thin skinned, unfit, incompetent piece of junk sub-human being.  He refuses to blame himself for anything bad that happens on his watch.

Now, there is depression sized unemployment claims, closed businesses, and our food supply chain is breaking down.
Trump has fucked us all.

This evil dunce goes on TV and makes the mess even worse by turning the virus into a political football. He encourages idiots to protest and disobey his administrations own advice and act unsafely. He even defends people who oppose all of his experts imperatives to fight the virus. 

This devil and monster has one responsibility and duty that transcends all the others and that is to keep us safe. 
He has failed at the most critical time.
He is "scum" as he calls good people who disagree with him.

This orange haired devil should be thrown in a dungeon.