Showing posts with label retired. Show all posts
Showing posts with label retired. Show all posts

Saturday, April 10, 2021

BLOGGER WHO CANNOT FIND VIEWERS

 Do I have bad breath, a communicable disease, or am I just too stupid to get a following? I cannot. I just can't find one. 

After 10 years and hundreds of fiction, non-fiction stories, sacastic, and serious liberal political commentary and true life experiences I never get any followers.

Also, I still do not know and will never know how to configure this site so I can attract readers. I still type with two fingers if that tells you anything. I do not know hardly anything about blog development. I flunked geometry 3 times in high school.

However, if you are an addictive soul and are a compulsive gambler, womanizer, love to play pickleball and golf I am your guy. 

I am 72, retired and single. I love my big family who lives all over the country and I love my little doggie who happily lives with me.

Would someone look at my useless blog and give me some advice?

I really think I am a great but undiscovered writer.

Thanks.

David

Tuesday, August 25, 2020

SEVENTY TWO YEAR OLD MALE WITH LIBIDO THAT VIAGRA CANNOT HELP

Sex and a seventy two year old healthy male? There is a question mark because I really do not know what happened to my once voracious libido.

I always was virile. Hot. Ready to get it on and make love with the right person who fortunately is still around. She is very sexy, uninhibited, and ready to make love.

I'm not.

My libido has disappeared. It started decreasing some years ago. Then, I discovered Viagra and its cousins. My penis danced around for several years firm and proud. 

I loved being hard like a sixteen year old artificially or not. My orgasms were still explosive. 

I constantly have needed my little blue helpers in increasing amounts for the last ten years. I did not care. With assistance my sex organ still worked like a well oiled machine. Maybe my sex drive decreased gradually but I could still have great sex. 

About six months ago my dick went south. Literally. The hard on pills stopped working as they always had. My sex drive decreased significantly. Bigger dosages of Viagra helped less and less.

Now, I cannot get it up regardless of whatever I do. Huge doses of Viagra on an empty stomach, sex toys, sleazy lingerie, everything I or she can think of I does not get me going.

The biggest problem is I have plain lost the desire. The urge is non-existent.  I am all squirted out it seems. 

I am done sexually and I want to miss it. But I don't.

I live a retired, relaxed, stress free life. So, take comfort compatriots.

Don't tell me or try to sell me magic creams, procedures, or anything else. 

I accept my fate.