DAVID'S PLACE:

  Do I have bad breath, a communicable disease, or am I just too stupid to get a following? I cannot. I just can't find one.  After 10 years and hundreds of fiction, non-fiction stories, sacastic, and serious liberal political commentary and true life experiences I never get any followers. Also, I still do not know and will never know how to configure this site so I can attract readers. I still type with two fingers if that tells you anything. I do not know hardly anything about blog development. I flunked geometry 3 times in high school. However, if you are an addictive soul and are a compulsive gambler, womanizer, love to play pickleball and golf I am your guy.  I am 72, retired and single. I love my big family who lives all over the country and I love my little doggie who happily lives with me. Would someone look at my useless blog and give me some advice? I really think I am a great but undiscovered writer. Thanks. David

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For a long time I have been researching ways to make money from home on my blog. I have not had much success although I have tried many different types of writing and online businesses.  Some of it has to do with my lack of computer skills. Also, I have never hit the right idea.  I have learned about many different types of online businesses by thousands of hours of personal experience and research.  I am offering my audience useful tips and knowledge. T he first thing that must be done is to  start   a blog which can be created  for free.  I created a free blog from #Google. It is called  #Blogger and is owned by #Google.  My blog is kingdavidsplace.blogspot.com .   Google has a dept. called #Adsense which keeps track of all the visitors and clicks you get on your #Blogger blog. All of your activity is  recorded by #Adsense which is the department you are paid from owned by #Google. I have had my blog for many years.There is o...

It's a waste. A giant waste of time. I have been writing on this same blog for about 10 years. Writing about everything and getting almost no feedback.  Lately,  I have written a lot about how I despise that miserable, despicable criminal Donald J. Trump and everything he stands for.  But, it does not matter. You are all immune from reading my writing the same as you Trumpers are immune from rejecting Donald's diarrhea. I post on Twitter, Facebook, to private parties, on other blogs. Wherever. It does not matter. I am a bust. I have only a small, sick following. My work is like a morsel of parakeet shit floating in the Atlantic ocean. Irrelevant . I am not really here. I have published several hundred articles that are fiction. non-fiction, I have started screenplays, biographies, autobiographies, porno stiff, essays. All bullshit to you.  However, all of it sits in my blog for the taking. One of you geniuses could probably do wonders with some of my work. That is if...

I surrender. I will never figure out how to paste the Google Adsense code into my blog. I do not know how much money I have lost in the clicks I did not receive. I feel like Google ought to pay me for all the hundreds of hours I have spent over the years trying to figure out correct placement of the code. After all, my work has gone to readers all over the globe. I am valuable. I can blame it on being an old, stupid, technically retarded 71 year old guy who just has no technological ability. I don't give a shit. I have had this very good but hidden Blogger blog for many years. I have posted over 300 articles on everything you can imagine.  I have written lots  about politics lately because I hate that miserable human scum bag by the name of Donald J. Trump.  But, before the world ended a few months ago I wrote mostly non-fiction articles on my personal experiences with family, business, ocd, sex, drugs, and a lot of other subjects. My life has been fascinating and the ...

Google Adsense has screwed me again. I am a Google Blogger and am registered and verified to be paid by Googles Adsense  payments  dept. Good fucking luck Google bloggers !!  You must make $100.00 to qualify to get paid. So, after about 5 years I finally made the $100.00 threshold. Ahh, I thought.  Show me the money.  Not so fast though.  With my $100.00 earnings statement came bank account and tax information requirements to be provided. Also, various bullshit demands about technical payee crap.  But, just when I thought I sent Google everything they asked for I was notified that I had to wait several weeks or more for a pin number or I still would not get paid. Than, Google told me I also had to wait for Google to do a transaction on the bank account  they would be transmitting my payment through. More Google bullshit.  I could not get confirmation from Google that my bank account had even been properly linked to their...

There is hope for my blog. I actually made about $2.00 from AdSense in a few days.  AdSense is the Google tracker that records and credits Blogger on Google Blogger as to how many clicks you get on  articles posted on your blog. It's just so brutally hard for a 70 year old guy who is not computer literate to succeed in blogging. That's because despite Google AdSense sending reports and helping with very technical support it is just too hard to understand the Google information.  I'm sure I could have built a large audience by now if I understood a few moves that I could make to build traffic. But, I do not have the smarts to understand the subjects required.  So, I just keep writing and hoping the strength of my content will be strong enough to draw an audience to my blog. I also do know how to promote my blog on Twitter. But, I do not know anywhere near what a good blogger knows. I am weak at promoting my good blog.  However, for the last few ...

Does anyone read this blog? I really do not know. I am old school and don't know how to use the widgets, gadgets, and SEO. that are so popular in building traffic. I realize that I publish all kinds of content in articles that all over the place but I don't. think anyone cares..  I would be so inspired if I just saw a comment or two about anything I have written.Then I would gain focus and stop thinking I have no followers. You would make me happy. So, I will make it worthwhile for you to submit a comment. I will pay $1.00 to the first 100 different people from the USA who respond to this blog with a comment that I publish.  Paypal will be used to pay the $1.00 awards. I reserve the right to reject any comment for any reason. It is Peanuts but so what?

I asked a blogging expert to give me some help on improving and understanding my blog. He helped me proving that anyone has a chance to learn how to blog because I am beyond a blogging dummy!!... I'm an old school very computer illiterate and  horribly uneducated  blogger who wants to ultimately become a good blogger.and  build a big  audience                                        I also want to figure out how this whole blogging thing works and see if I can make money at it. I like blogging but not if nobody is reading my stuff.. . As you can see I have posted plenty of articles with next to no feedback or traffic for my efforts..  Matt Banner sent me this very useful and valuable analysis of my blog .I am already putting his easy to understand and pertinent information and tips to use..                 . ...

Progress. This blog is starting to get read.  Search engines are finding me and page views are increasing   Thank you..