TRUMPS SECRET CONFESSION

He quietly dialed the stored numbers of the heads of major US news outlets. 

It was 3am Tuesday in Washington. The same words were said to each startled person with no greetings or apology.

“It's the President.” 

The voice was unmistakable to the thirty people called from the oversized, greasy, black cell phone.

 He ordered each of them to attend an emergency press conference at the White House West Wing at exactly 12pm later that day.  

Each call ended with the words “no questions” and an abrupt hang up. 

He then called key cabinet members and instructed them to come to the noon conference with the stern admonition “no questions”. 

Finally, he called Chief of Staff, Jack King, his oldest, most loyal confidant and only real friend in his 75 years of privileged existence. 

He directed him, without hesitation, to have the outdoor West Wing set up for “a big crowd” of reporters and others that would be attending the “high noon” press conference he had decided on.

“What's going on, Mr. President?” Jack King, excitedly blurted out. 

“I'm done, Jack. I can't take anymore. It's over. The con is folding at noon today.

“All my loyal supporters better get ready to go to jail or to go out looking for real jobs. 

“I've decided to tell the country the truth. The real truth.

From the four hundred million my dad left me, to the deal with Putin to get elected, and everything in between.  

No more bullshit, lies, fantasies, con, or deception about anything.

I'm going straight. 

 “We both know I've been feeding my ignorant base bullshit since I started running in 2015. 

Forty million fools think I am legitimate. 

They live and die by my words. Me! 

The world's biggest fraud. 

The worst student in the class. 

The bottom line is I am physically afraid to be President anymore. 

“When Putin hears my confession, let alone all the others who despise me and want my scalp, I don't know how I will survive?

 “I can't win in 2020, and I'm scared to death of ending up in jail,

 here, or maybe in Moscow after I lose. 

Or worse.”

“Then why are you going to tell the truth now asked the Chief of Staff?”

"Because, I might have the best chance of making a deal that may keep me out of jail and keep me protected by the Secret Service. 

"I'm poison for the country, and it's worth everything to a few honest party leaders to get me out of here. My value is dropping everyday as the roof keeps

caving in. 

“If I wait until after the election, then no one will have any reason to do anything with me. 

“Now, I still have the power of this fake presidency.  

“Maybe, I'll have a pardon party. It will be the hottest ticket the world has ever seen. Only, I don't know if I'll still be able to use the pardon power if I can make deal. 

The other crooks that have been kissing my ass always knew this whole scam was going down. The virus, unemployment, the Putin bounty on dead soldiers... look at the polls.

The game is over, Jack.

 “I intend to leave with dignity, no matter what the price. I hate the truth but I've got to tell it. 

I'm going out like a man.

I hate who I am. 

That changes today.  

 "I'll tell the world the story about the  bullshit border wall, about why I don't have the balls to stand up to Putin, about those pathetic immigrants, about all my bogus deals, crimes, and violations of my oath. 

Everything.   

"I'm also going to release my tax returns and take down a lot of oligarchs.

  "I'm sick of the presidency. It's just a shitty job. This whole country is gonna get the virus and go broke at the same time.

“I'm going to answer every question anyone asks and I'm going to tell the truth if I know how to.”

“What about your close supporters?” said King.

“Those fools always knew they were playing a con game that I was running and the con could fold anytime. 

It did. They are all a bunch of morons for following me. Just like all my old investors who busted out believing me. 

This is all about saving myself and a few of my kids.”

“And your wife, Donald?” asked King. 

 Who's that?

“I'm going to meet with the top Democrats and Republicans in my office after the noon showdown and tell them what it will take for me to resign. I'll shoot for the moon but

 they will know I have no more leverage other then stretching out my resignation. Maybe I can use that? I'm  resigning tomorrow, deal or no deal. 

I'm out."

  But, they may be so hot to get me out of the House quickly, that I might keep my pardon power.  

I'll test the waters as soon as the country comes out of shock tomorrow after my confession.”

“What if no one will play ball?” said King.

“I'm fucked.”

I cannot concentrate..

I want my daddy.”

You're the only person I can trust, Jack. The 

What will I do when I'm out of here without you  protecting me?”

"Pardons for friends if you can, asked Jack?"

“What friends?

All those morons knew what they were doing grabbing onto my ass and getting a free ride. Well, as my dad used to say, “even a train stops.”

“12 noon, just like that great, old movie High Noon, with Gary Cooper and Grace Kelly.”

“The showdown.

 I will finally show the world and myself that I do have balls.

My dad and everyone else will know I'm a brave man. Just like Gary Cooper 

That I'm not a coward.

I don't know if I can do this?”

GET A SET OF BALLS LAURA INGRAHAM LIKE COULTER HAS

Laura Ingraham, an entertainer posing as a newscaster on Fox News has millions of listeners and viewers and is a rabid supporter of Donald Trump.

If you support Trump and his followers and their policies you will get only praise and agreement on her talk shows. If you oppose Trump you will get verbally abused and bounced around like a rag doll by her.

Right and wrong means nothing to sweet Laura.

Trump means everything because Fox News lives off Trump.

With further thought it is apparent that Laura is just a participant in the Trump lie scam based upon his disproven and impossible contention that the 2020 presidential election was stolen by some mystical force that cannot be identified. 

All legitimate investigations agreed there was no significant voter fraud of any kind in the election. That stolen election lie was shot down by over sixty five judges and even by the Supreme Court. 

To believe otherwise is to be doing so to exploit Trumps popularity for the money he brings in via contributions and advertiser dollars. 

Big journalistic salaries are paid by Trumps idiocy so it pays to be oblivious to impartial incontrovertible evidence that Trump is still Don the con. He is the train wreck that does not stop.

To capitalize on Trumps supporters by kissing up to his base and promoting his lies is pure prostitution. Every Trump supporter who has done any research and thinking knows that.

Laura, we know that you are a tragic, misguided, dysfunctional, angry person but you are very educated and very smart. You have the pedigrees to prove it.

Look at Ann Coulter, your rival. She had the balls to blow off Trump and she is as big as you are. Be like Ann. 

Coulter, as much as I disagree with her has a heart and soul that you need. She is a human being and not a creature from beyond. She is reasonable. You are not.

You are just another Trump grave jumper still trying to pick away at the bones of our worst president in history for the capitalistic opportunities Trump has left.

How about changing and telling the truth to your followers Laura Ingraham?

You would be fired quickly but at least you would regain your dignity after the long walk of shame you have taken. 

Get a set Laura.

DONALD J. TRUMP: ORANGE HAIRED DEVIL EX-PRESIDENT IS GUILTY

Who has the balls to stand up to ex-president Donald J. Trump and his followers?

Impeachment trial number two is coming up shortly. The facts will be presented again that this degenerate dog Donald Trump incited a riot.

Every politician and person who is not brainwashed by Trump knows that he is guilty of causing the death and destruction that took place when he instigated his followers to attack the United States capital.

Most Republican senators and other Trump supporters know beyond any question that Trump was responsible for the January 6, 2021 chaos and death in the capital riot.

Yet, those who know Trump understand that he is a sleazy, criminal, scum bag and con man but they have continued defending him anyway since 2016 and before. 

That is nauseating but true of these morally defunct sub-humans who care only about power. 

It is forever shameful for those cowardly political whores who have kept Trumps bullshit con game going. They should rot. 

They should be voted out of office and some should be thrown in jail.

The real Trump patriotic believers who somehow had their brains washed and who bought into Trumps big lie, that the election was stolen, need therapy. 

Maybe a miracle will happen during the impeachment proceedings and Trumps lies, failures, and crimes as president will explode undeniably to all. 

They lost their minds over this orange haired devil. 

Hopefully, the of a bitch will be convicted and than barred from ever running for office again.

If not, than Pelosi, Schumer, and all the other anti-Trump politicians and people will have done their job anyway.

Impeaching and attempting to convict Trump is the right thing to do.

Acquitting him is wrong and should not happen.

Lock him up.

RESIGN PRESIDENT TRUMP AND MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

Enough is enough Mr. President. Resign immediately. You got the job because you are a great con man. So effective that you still have millions of supporters hypnotized by your bullshit. You keep insisting despite indisputable evidence that you won the 2020 Presidential election. 

The facts do not matter to your rabid followers. They are now a cult of believers that have not yet abandoned you. Too bad. You abandoned them and the rest of the country of Americans you vowed to defend and protect.

Many of us know you are a coward who is shitting in your pants because your term will end in about 50 days. Then, you are just another ordinary citizen in big trouble financially and criminally. 

You are making a herculean effort to fleece your disciples for all the money you can raise. You will use their cash personally for the huge legal and other bills you are on the hook for. 

You will try to pardon yourself for all the federal crimes you have committed while serving your pathetic term as President. 

But, you cannot pardon yourself in New York State where Attorney General Cyrus Vance and other prosecutors have you by the balls. You will be lucky if you do not end up in jail along with some of your family.

 It is certain you will have to pay large amounts of money to many attorneys for many years. That money will have to come from your own pocket after January 20, 2021. You know you are fucked. 

And now you have turned on your own party of cowardly Republicans who have been humoring you in your insistence that you really did not lose the election. That is because they are gutless and terrified you will destroy them by tweeting attacks. 

You are a spoiled, stupid, deranged imbecile who thinks you can keep getting away with lawlessness because you have been allowed to so far. Well, buddy boy, every train eventually stops. Yours is coming to a screeching halt. 

If you do not deliver the vote in the runoff in Georgia for the two open Senate seats you will become a bigger pile of garbage than you already are. You will be ostracized. Many of your ass-kissing Senators will lose their power and their jobs. Think they will keep their lips attached to your butt then? 

Before it's over, you will probably humiliate and debase your own party by threatening to withhold your support for the sleazy Republican Senate candidates if you do not keep getting free assistance. 

Interestingly, no one knows whether you are going to help or hurt the ticket in Georgia if you do try to support the candidates. The odds are you will start talking about your sickening self and repeat your ridiculous lies, and not even try  to promote the shitty candidates your party needs to win to keep the Senate Republican majority.  

Trump, I hope you end up with no supporters, no friends, no money, and you call a prison cell your home. You tried to destroy this country and I'm sure you will continue trying until they throw your ass out of the White House on January 20, 2021. 

You gave up on this country in its biggest time of need by going to the golf course in the midst of a pandemic, a looming recession, and a terribly divided country for which you are to blame.

Resign today LOSER. Make America great again.

TRUMP SAYS FUCK YOU PUTIN AND DOUCHEBAG BANK. YOU ARE STIFFED.

WTF is this thing between Putin and Trump? What does Putin have over Trump that makes chickenshit Donnie refuse to even say anything bad about Putin and Russia?

Trump has the biggest, stupidest mouth about every idiotic subject put before him. He seems to be a learning disabled total dope. But, he craps in his depends when the Kremlin comes up. He is silent. He cannot keep his thoughts or strategy together for more then an hour about anything it seems. Yet, he surely pisses in his pants when Russia or Putin are mentioned. 

Why doesn't he get up there on his bully pulpit and say "Hey Putin, hey Russia, go f-k yourselves. I am not afraid of you. I know that you made me President and got the Douchebank bank to lend me all my money but I don't care. You are stiffed. Just like most of the other people I have done business with. 

So stick it up your asses Putin and Russia. I' ain't paying you shit.

Sue me!

DONALD J. TRUMP: THE ORANGE HEADED DEVIL. A NARCISSISTIC MENTALLY UNSTABLE LIAR

Donald J. Trump became President of the United States of America in 2016 because he is a great con man and sold the country snake oil by convincing enough people that he could lead the nation.

He fast talked a big base of mostly right wing, angry, disenchanted, gullible, and fed up voters into believing he was their champion and would stand up to establishment politicians and institutions.

Trump quickly realized that his colorful, rebellious, showman style and spiel mattered much more to his followers than truth or policy. The more outrageous, nonsensical, and ridiculous the wild claims he made were the more his supporters worshiped him.

Among his lies and baseless promises he made he said he would build a wall to stop illegal aliens from coming into the United States. He said Mexico would pay for the construction of that wall. 

He also said that he would create a new and better health care program to replace Obamacare. He promised to end wars, get nuclear disarmament with North Korea and guaranteed many other things he has not delivered on. 

He is a pathological liar.

He has blurted out scores of outrageous, imbecilic falsehoods each day he has been in office. His words are sucked up like chocolate sodas by his believers. Trump has told more than fourteen thousand lies since his inauguration.

That ignorant moron bullshits his base of voters over and over but they continue to mindlessly inhale his verbal pollution to the point that he has developed a cult like following.

He has been so incompetent, negligent, and destructive in abusing his unparalleled power that he is one of the few presidents in history to be impeached. He is unquestionably unfit to be our commander-and-chief.

As bad as his presidency has been, his egregious behavior fortunately never involved risking the health of the citizens. That recently changed.

A devastating, lethal sickness much worse than any other epidemic is ravaging our nation and most of the globe. It is called the coronavirus and was originally predicted to kill 100,000 to 250,000 Americans and sicken countless others.

It has killed over 100,000 already after Trump ignored early briefings about the virus and when he stupidly insisted that the virus would quickly disappear.

Trumps only claim to fame during his disastrous presidency was the economy and low unemployment. That is gone.

The economy is in a recession and unemployment is insanely high.

However, this virus spells disaster for Trump's re-election. If it spikes up again than the nation will suffer a lethal blow.

The proper response to avoid transmitting the virus or contracting it is for people to stay home and stay away from each other. 

We did that but Trumps refusal to accept science and the current riots cut the time off too soon to flatten the virus properly. 

So, it's now a crap shoot whether we are safe. We will see soon.

Hundreds of thousands of businesses are closed indefinitely. 

Unemployment numbers are skyrocketing at about forty million while the stock market fluctuates wildly. 

We are literally dying for factual information and guidance from our president about the virus, the economy, foreign policy and most importantly we hunger for leadership. 

Trump cannot be a leader because he is an ignoramus to many and even to conservative Ann Coulter who used to support him but abandoned him.

Yet, Trump rambles on continually making things worse by insulting anyone who criticizes or disagrees with him.

He is a thin skinned little baby with a nine year old spoiled brat mentality who unfortunately became an accidental, and fake president.

Instead of being concerned with what should be his highest priority, the safety of the citizens, this dope  is consumed with his real highest priority which is saving his own ass.

He  pitched a scientifically unproven cure for the virus. He was wrong.

Do you think that our president suddenly wanted to do his duty and protect the health and safety of the country? 

No way. 

Trump doesn't give a shit about anyone but himself.

He hustled the terrified, sick, and dying nation with the same words that he used to try and convince African Americans to vote for him in 2016.

"What do you have to lose?" he barked out to millions a while ago. He implored us to take doses of an unproven drug he pitched.

Maybe it will perform miracles he implied? Who knows? Try it.

Medical experts say that the side effects of this drug could hurt us badly or could kill us. That is what we have to lose by listening to Trump.

Our lives. Donald J. Trump, you are an ignorant, moronic, nauseating, reprehensible, vile, evil, treacherous, rotten fucking excuse for a human being. 

You are the devil.

This narcissists' words matter greatly to many.

Trump is on a mission. He needs you to get off your butts and start working again. He has prematurely opened the flood gates and encouraged people to go back to work even though the coronavirus still is expanding in many areas.

If Trump does not win re-election than his power, his money, and hopefully his freedom may be gone.

He is very likely to get indicted, prosecuted, and thrown in jail because of his criminal conduct in office. As president, he is almost untouchable. 

As a civilian there are countless people who would love to go after him locally and federally.

He deserves the enormous anger and hostility that he has rightfully earned

He has to be watched carefully now because he is cornered like a trapped rat.

But, unlike a rat who can fight Trump is a cowardly rat who must have others do his fighting. They will be gone when Trump is neutered.

I believe Donald J. Trump deserves to be in jail for life.

His ultimate fate may be uncomfortably resting his orange head on a steel bunk.

Wouldn't that be a shame?

TRUMP- RESIGN AND GO EAT WHOPPERS. YOU ARE FIRED

Trump was voted by the House of Representatives today to be impeached and then comes a Senate impeachment trial. The stink of his Presidential misconduct caused him to join the putrid company of less than a handful of other U.S Presidents who have faced impeachment.  

Our derelict, degenerate, unfit ignoramus and total moron of a President becomes part of the most undistinguished group of leaders in our country's history. He well deserves that dishonor.

Doesn't it figure that an intellectually inferior spoiled brat who never followed rules and who became an accidental president would end up facing impeachment? 

 Unbelievable. A President dying to be admired afflicted with severe narcissistic personality disorder ending up with the ultimate political smack down of possibly being removed from office. The smartest guy in the room who could do whatever he wanted ending up out in the street.

Millionaire daddy Fred Trumps money ruined his spoiled brat son. Donald always thought he was above rules and regulations. Donald never learned what the word no meant. Too bad for us and him. Do not forget what he has done. Feel no pity. Trump has hurt this country badly.

He thinks he is above everyone else but he's just a good old fashioned dummy who thinks money makes him better than the rest of us. All schmucks think like that. 

What a lethal blow to Trumps already permanently destroyed Presidential legacy these impeachment hearings have been. He has forever groveled to powerful people and institutions to be accepted and respected. Now, he is forever buried in the manure of shame he has always been so terrified of.

 He is just a brainless punk with a big mouth who is getting dragged through the mud by the same professional, accomplished people who he has always wanted so badly to impress and be accepted by. 

The nation is not far behind the House of Representatives in throwing Trump in the trash can.  He is done ever trying to seriously lead us. Who will listen? Not the majority. He has done almost nothing good for us in his job. Now, things get worse for him like he has made them so bad for many of us.

He has lost the little respect he had by ignorantly and egotistically trying to do a job that he knows he is incapable of. He rejected all help and support so he could do things his way. He is left only with our contempt, disgust, anger, rage, and much worse.

When respect is gone it is like virginity. There is no way to get it back. Trump is finished.

So, Donald John Trump, you stupid, mindless pile of human junk, listen up. You are unfit for almost anything except eating whoppers, playing golf and conning your supporters with lies. Go do that. 

Whatever your insecure, fatally flawed ego was looking for when you accidentally became president your life will only get worse now. Your sensitive ego is shattered beyond repair. You will never be okay with the world and you know it. 

You poor baby. You will cry, scream, kick, and throw tantrums continually to get revenge and regain esteem from those you pissed on and those who pissed back. 

You will act the victim and beg for sympathy. That will only make your useless life deteriorate more quickly. People hate desperate crybabies. Times will get bad. Suck it up and eat it all. Enjoy yourself. 

You have become a terrible investment for anyone with a drop of sense. You are a ticking time bomb Donald. You will soon lose the last of your misguided supporters. You are headed for the massive junk pile of flash in the pan people that got lucky once but threw it away. Your fifteen minutes of fame is timing out. 

Eventually, your loyal pack of psychologically infected supporters will get sick of feeding your unquenchable ego and abandon you.
You have nothing but frustration, shame, embarrassment, and possibly jail to look forward to. 

You are too ignorant to know that. Your motley crew of die hard Republican senators will get what they deserve too by hanging onto your coat tails thinking you are their salvation. You will be their demise.

Their reward for loyalty to a dunce like you will be to also go down as you flop around in the political mud. You will shortly be formally impeached and maybe removed from office. You and your comrades are already beat. They know it. You don't.
You are as good as out of office and facing a ton of indictments. 

Even if you are acquitted in the senate impeachment trial by your gang of shit faced senators that will only be a temporary reprieve. You are done.  

You better throw everyone under the bus now and make a deal to resign because this may be your last chance to avoid dancing with the devil in hell.   

Unfortunately, you are taking our beautiful country down with you.You have done huge damage to this wonderful nation.
As my high school counselor once begged me "please quit."
We need a real President, not a fake one. 

Please quit.
You are a loser.

You are going to be fired.

TRUMP CANNOT MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

Trump and his candidates are going down the drain as I write. Republicans are losing massive ground. Trump, despite his attempts to rally his base, may not be able to save anyone's job including his own. 

He represents many Republican candidates in tightly contested races and his endorsement is not helpful but can be damaging. Many candidates do not even want him around. What a testimonial for a President !!

If he would have shut his mouth when his advisers told him to, his own position and the Republications appeal would be much stronger. Instead, Trump ignorantly has continued to embarrass himself, our country, and the people he represents by being a mindless egomaniac and narcissist. 

 He misguidedly feels he must be the smartest guy in the room despite how devoid of basic intelligence many Americans and leaders of other countries think. The President seems hardly able to speak well and when he talks he constantly lies.  

Trump could not get health care repealed, immigration reform completed, and a border wall he promised delivered for his supporters. He failed while controlling both houses of Congress. He has all the power a President could ask for and has been a dismal failure. Like the failure he was in the five businesses he ran into bankruptcy using his dads fortune.

Why? Because he is a total fool, a dunce, an "ignoramus" per Ann Coulter. Trump has continued replaying the 2016 election, hiring and firing cabinet members, calling other leaders nasty names, insulting people mercilessly and wasting his time watching TV and playing golf instead of working. He has put himself and his rich friends above everything else. 

He also is threatening to rob our Social Security, Medicare, and Medicaid treasuries by taking money from them to repay the tax cuts he gave his billionaire friends who will not need more money anyway. 

He gave us a tax refund or tax break or whatever you want to call it and acted as if it were a big deal but it was really peanuts. He keeps throwing urine in our faces and tells us it is raining. Many of us believe him.

His racism and bigotry, his numerous sleazy scandals and insensitivity repel the majority of good, honest Americans. He goes against all of our values and our better angels. Trump is a horrid President and a horrid human being and his collapsing support underscores that.  

Whats more, to add to the miseries Trump faces, here comes the millennial's voting against Republicans. Gun control, equality for women, bogus agreements, lying, adultery, and all the rest will not be accepted by millennial's. We have had enough crap from Republicans and from Trump.

With no House of Representatives in his control, as the polls indicate, Trump will not only be much less powerful but will likely be impeached as he should be. He has lied, defrauded, abused his power, and been the most unfit President in U.S. history. He is a bad guy and a monstrosity of a POTUS.

Robert Mueller has not even got started on Trump yet. He could be more dangerous to Trump then anyone or anything out there. Trump could end up indicted and maybe in jail.

A no vote for any of Trumps endorsed candidates is a vote for a return to the wonderful America we will again become.

Trump has not seriously gone after Saudi Arabia for the murder of our American resident and journalist because he does not want to lose the money those stinking Saudis spend with us and probably personally lend him. 

He pees in his pants when he even has to talk about KGB killer and Russian leader Vladimir Putin. He is a stone, cold coward. 

Trump is the only President I have ever thought to be gutless. He is too afraid to even fire anyone face to face let alone telling KGB killer Vladimir Putin to stay out of our elections.

Now, he is sending 10-15k troops unnecessarily to the southern border to stop some fleeing immigrants from coming here. It is all for show to impress his supporters. That is probably dummy Trumps worst mistake among many.

Also,, here comes the millennial's to the polls who cannot be lied to and ripped off like Trumps supporters. They will be the moving force in the years to come. Donald is screwed.

So, lets start making America great again by voting out Trumps endorsed candidates and impeaching Trump.

. 

Hillary: Tell Me It Ain't So

They say write wriite write.  So, here I go again.
Hillary Clinton  was apparently miappropriating funds sent to the Clinton charitable foundation.
Impossible!!

The 33K emails she deleted was ok with me. That seemed like business. Unseemly, but business.                 I understand that. But, I do not get stealing charitable contributions. Unconscionable.

I still believe Clinton is the best choice for President because Trump is a total incompetent idiot with severe emotional problems.
He would destroy the country.

But, Hillary, tell me it ain't so.