Showing posts with label food. Show all posts
Showing posts with label food. Show all posts

Friday, August 14, 2020

TRUMP'S LIFE IN JAIL

He sat alone at the table built only for him. He is the man they call the monster.

No one is allowed to get within six feet of him. 

Inmates filled the air with vicious insults.

They hate him. 

The monster kept his face down and grabbed food with both hands, stuffing his mouth and gulping diet sodas.

Oblivious.  

Four men in suits guarded him. Always.

He was served only junk food as he wished. 

He ate and drank like a hungry animal.

Eating was his only joy. 

He did nothing else.

No one was envious. 

He had ruined America.

Sunday, July 12, 2020

THE MISERY OF MONSTER #2016 (TM)

Exactly forty two more torturous minutes until he got satisfaction. He obsessively kept looking at the time on his little television screen. 

Then, three Big Macs, four bags of burned French fries, and two extra large sodas, with three chunky chocolate chip cookies, would be arriving. 

His small, smelly, solitary cell sat alone in a corner in the bowels of the prison. He could not be allowed nor did he want to be in the general population. 

He was too hated for destroying the country.
He would be easy, high value, desirable prey.

Two different, muscular, serious men in suits would make each food delivery three times a day, everyday, without comment.

The men would return exactly thirty minutes after each feeding to take away the always empty, sloppily, crunched up garbage.   

The waiting was excruciating for the man they named the monster. 

The monster nickname was an oxymoron. 

The other prisoners knew him to be a physical coward from the few times he was tested when he first arrived.

Then, the warden isolated him from all the other prisoners so he could be protected. 

The big slob paced and drooled waiting to be fed.

His feedings were all he lived for now. 

Obese, sloppy, prisoner 2016 sat listening for the footsteps alerting him to today's delivery.

The monster neither cared nor thought of anything else but the food that was coming. 

He received very few visitors. 

His life was miserable. 

Thursday, April 2, 2015

Chicago's Top Food Dives From a Lyft Driver

                               David's Top Food Dives in Chicago
Kumas-2900 W Belmont- Fabulous Burgers
Jay's Beef-North Av west of Damen-As good as any I've eaten
Hero Submarine-Western and Addison-Perfect
Jeri's all night diner-Western and Montrose They give you the whole can with the milkshake- unheard of
the Diner on Irv Park Rd. a few blocks west of Ashland av-That white shack
Ricobenes- Great breaded steaks and pizza On 26th St near Wells. St
                       MORE PLACES LATER IF I GET IN THE MOOD