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ANY SCHMUCK CAN BE A BEST SELLING WRITER

I can write a book. I think everyone has a good book somewhere in them. I do not think it matters what the subject is. I think it is all about how interesting the story is based on how good a storyteller the author is.  That is why one can look at the books stacking the shelves of bookstores and immediately realize that getting published is a combination of luck and timing. A few authors dominate the book space.  Success is all about the voice of the writer.  Can you keep people captivated with your experiences or knowledge? If so, write about stories are.  Who knows? By voice I mean the way the words are put together. Like a golfer every writer must make contact at the end of the swing. Attracting interest is the key to writing. It is the contact.  I feel that pure talent has very little to do with writing success in terms of technique. Tons of writers with all kinds of degrees in journalism cannot make a nickel with the words they put out.  Then, some sch...

TOP EARNING BLOGS AND BLOGGERS

MOST POPULAR TYPES OF BLOGS Fashion  Blogs   Food   Blog Travel  Blogs   Music  Blogs Lifestyle  Blogs Fitness  Blogs DIY  Blogs Sports Blogs TOP HIGHEST EARNING BLOGS Moz: $44.9 million per year. PerezHilton: $41.3 million per year. Copyblogger: $33.1 million per year. Mashable: $30 million per year. TechCrunch: $22.5 million per year. Envato Tuts+: $10 million per year. Smashing Magazine: $5.2 million per year. Gizmodo: $4.8 million per year. TOP BUSINESS BLOGGERS Noah Kagan. Noah Kagan of okdork.com is the founder of two multi-million businesses. Darren Rowse Pat Flynn Neil Patel Seth Godin Matt Marshall Rand Fishkin Matt Cut All of these blogs were started by a person with an idea.   Starting a blog is free, easy, and fun.  If blogging interests you than try it. Go to #Blogger on #Google. You can be up and running in 15 minutes with almost no computer skills. FREE If I can do it anybody can. I am a 72 year old man who does ...

FUCK YOU GOOGLE ADSENSE. YOU SUCK !!

I cannot make a dime on @adsense anymore. It used to be possible to earn a few pennies here. Not anymore. I have been writing my brains out for months and drawing viewers. Yet, my earnings do not change. It is as if Google has run out of time and money to calculate revenues that a little hitter like me has made.  I have a good blog which many people read. I have complained mightily about Google Adsense being cheap and difficult to write for with all their bullshit codes and requirements. So, fuck you @Google adsense !!

GOOGLE ADSENSE IS FOR SCHMUCKS WHO WRITE ON BLOGGER

I show no earnings on Google Adsense for last week despite many clicks. I think the Adsense crew must all be home trying to stay safe. But, Google ought to let us bloggers know we would not be seeing our daily reports on the clicks we received. For bloggers like me that make peanuts the clicks are what I survive on.   The satisfaction of knowing some people read my stuff is enough. For bloggers who make real money from Adsense they must be unhappy not seeing daily hit numbers. Google has a help and support page that is supposed to answer questions. I ignorantly asked why no daily earnings were being posted.  I might as well have asked for the combination to open the Fort Knox vault. The more I asked the community help section the more complicated the answers became if anyone answered at all. So, I still think Google Adsense sucks because they are not efficient in dealing with simple questions. Maybe #mashable can get the scoop when he asks but I'm just another unim...

GOOGLE ADSENSE WILL NOT PAY ME MY BLOGGING $$$$$.

Google Adsense has screwed me again. I am a Google Blogger and am registered and verified to be paid by Googles Adsense  payments  dept. Good fucking luck Google bloggers !!  You must make $100.00 to qualify to get paid. So, after about 5 years I finally made the $100.00 threshold. Ahh, I thought.  Show me the money.  Not so fast though.  With my $100.00 earnings statement came bank account and tax information requirements to be provided. Also, various bullshit demands about technical payee crap.  But, just when I thought I sent Google everything they asked for I was notified that I had to wait several weeks or more for a pin number or I still would not get paid. Than, Google told me I also had to wait for Google to do a transaction on the bank account  they would be transmitting my payment through. More Google bullshit.  I could not get confirmation from Google that my bank account had even been properly linked to their...

FREE TALENT WAITING TO WORK WITH YOU

Normally, I would take forever to start writing this article. I would check my blogger statistics, I would see if I earned any money in the last few days, (which I almost never do) I would jealously check out other successful blogs, or focus on anything other then getting to work and just writing.  Kinda stupid cause I love to write. I wish I knew I had talent. I have this blog with several hundred articles, and stories. It makes me feel worthwhile as a contributing human being that the world can gain something constructive from. But, I get so little traffic it is pathetic. However, I just do not understand how to build an audience because I am too old and not computer literate enough to apply the necessary skills to get a respectable following. It is not Googles fault. They are aware of my problems. I am worth money and readership to Google and their advertisers who run ads on my blog. They send me reports and technical information including steps regarding...

TIPS FROM A BLOGGER DUMMY ON MAKING MONEY FROM GOOGLE ADSENSE

                    Tips On Making Money Blogging 1-Pick a specific subject and stick to it. 2-Do not drift. 3-Use SEO  (keywords) words such as dummy, sex, drugs, free, scandal, violence, Trump. etc. SEO stands for Search Engine Optimization.   The search engines loves hot words.They pick them out and may lead them to your blog. You do not even have to know what a search engine is. Search engines know you.                                       4-Find a subject that really interests you. Write for yourself and the audience will find you. 5-Check other blogs and offer comments no matter how stupid and boring they are. Then, ask permission to post a link to your own blog. You will probably get it and may attract valuable, new traffic.  6-Remember, at all times that Google AdSense is the place that keeps a record o...

GOOGLE BLOGGER SUCCESS STORY GRANDPA MAKES MONEY AND SHARES THE SECRET

Do you want to know how to make money on Google Adsense?  I finally figured it out.  Google Adsense is  the Google tracking system where you get paid from Google on the number of clicks or looks your blog pages get from the internet universe.   Your blog followers, either new people or repeat viewers, who click on your blog then see the ads that Google sells to people to run on your blog pages. Traffic is the key to any blog. The more traffic your blog attracts the more chances there are that your advertisers will get responses. Remember, the main thing that gets and keeps traffic coming to your blog is great content. Content is king. Every click on your blog can be worth cash. Remember that. Google advertisers have their ads placed based on the content you provide your audience.   If you have a blog, for example, that offers information on sex then Google will sell ad space to advertisers who sell dildos, lingerie, aphrodisiacs, vibrators, handcuffs, ...

A Place In Hell for Google

There is a special place in hell for the people at almighty Google who run AdSense. I have written to Google so many times begging them to explain why I have not been paid my Blogger money. I am an old man and do not have the understanding to read the AdSense blogger reports on what my blog is doing. I write and write cause I love to write. Someone click on my blog address and you may want to buy my work.. My site on blogger is kingdavidsplace.blogspot.com. I feel as if I don't exist. Help already Google. Call me or write me . David

Crabs Scratch A Hot Night

First time I lost my virginity was back in 1967 in a whorehouse in Peoria, IL.  I was with a bunch of guys on New Years Eve and we decided to drive up to this house of ill repute. I was really nervous. I was still a virgin.  My sexual experiences were mostly hand jobs from my trustworthy high school girl friend. I thought I was one of the only guys to not have done the real thing. So, we entered this prostitution house and I looked around at several available women all in negligees.They were just sitting around on display.  I saw an African American who was so hot with big tits and long legs. She kind of looked like Eartha Kitt. I pointed to her and she got up and she took me to a little room with a small bed. It did not smell good in that room but we did the deed after a little performance anxiety by me. I strutted out to my friends who were already finished with their ladies. I had a big smile on my face.We left and had some food and drinks celebrating our accomplis...

David's Place Blog Getting Read

Progress. This blog is starting to get read.  Search engines are finding me and page views are increasing   Thank you..