TRUMPS SECRET CONFESSION

He quietly dialed the stored numbers of the heads of major US news outlets. 

It was 3am Tuesday in Washington. The same words were said to each startled person with no greetings or apology.

“It's the President.” 

The voice was unmistakable to the thirty people called from the oversized, greasy, black cell phone.

 He ordered each of them to attend an emergency press conference at the White House West Wing at exactly 12pm later that day.  

Each call ended with the words “no questions” and an abrupt hang up. 

He then called key cabinet members and instructed them to come to the noon conference with the stern admonition “no questions”. 

Finally, he called Chief of Staff, Jack King, his oldest, most loyal confidant and only real friend in his 75 years of privileged existence. 

He directed him, without hesitation, to have the outdoor West Wing set up for “a big crowd” of reporters and others that would be attending the “high noon” press conference he had decided on.

“What's going on, Mr. President?” Jack King, excitedly blurted out. 

“I'm done, Jack. I can't take anymore. It's over. The con is folding at noon today.

“All my loyal supporters better get ready to go to jail or to go out looking for real jobs. 

“I've decided to tell the country the truth. The real truth.

From the four hundred million my dad left me, to the deal with Putin to get elected, and everything in between.  

No more bullshit, lies, fantasies, con, or deception about anything.

I'm going straight. 

 “We both know I've been feeding my ignorant base bullshit since I started running in 2015. 

Forty million fools think I am legitimate. 

They live and die by my words. Me! 

The world's biggest fraud. 

The worst student in the class. 

The bottom line is I am physically afraid to be President anymore. 

“When Putin hears my confession, let alone all the others who despise me and want my scalp, I don't know how I will survive?

 “I can't win in 2020, and I'm scared to death of ending up in jail,

 here, or maybe in Moscow after I lose. 

Or worse.”

“Then why are you going to tell the truth now asked the Chief of Staff?”

"Because, I might have the best chance of making a deal that may keep me out of jail and keep me protected by the Secret Service. 

"I'm poison for the country, and it's worth everything to a few honest party leaders to get me out of here. My value is dropping everyday as the roof keeps

caving in. 

“If I wait until after the election, then no one will have any reason to do anything with me. 

“Now, I still have the power of this fake presidency.  

“Maybe, I'll have a pardon party. It will be the hottest ticket the world has ever seen. Only, I don't know if I'll still be able to use the pardon power if I can make deal. 

The other crooks that have been kissing my ass always knew this whole scam was going down. The virus, unemployment, the Putin bounty on dead soldiers... look at the polls.

The game is over, Jack.

 “I intend to leave with dignity, no matter what the price. I hate the truth but I've got to tell it. 

I'm going out like a man.

I hate who I am. 

That changes today.  

 "I'll tell the world the story about the  bullshit border wall, about why I don't have the balls to stand up to Putin, about those pathetic immigrants, about all my bogus deals, crimes, and violations of my oath. 

Everything.   

"I'm also going to release my tax returns and take down a lot of oligarchs.

  "I'm sick of the presidency. It's just a shitty job. This whole country is gonna get the virus and go broke at the same time.

“I'm going to answer every question anyone asks and I'm going to tell the truth if I know how to.”

“What about your close supporters?” said King.

“Those fools always knew they were playing a con game that I was running and the con could fold anytime. 

It did. They are all a bunch of morons for following me. Just like all my old investors who busted out believing me. 

This is all about saving myself and a few of my kids.”

“And your wife, Donald?” asked King. 

 Who's that?

“I'm going to meet with the top Democrats and Republicans in my office after the noon showdown and tell them what it will take for me to resign. I'll shoot for the moon but

 they will know I have no more leverage other then stretching out my resignation. Maybe I can use that? I'm  resigning tomorrow, deal or no deal. 

I'm out."

  But, they may be so hot to get me out of the House quickly, that I might keep my pardon power.  

I'll test the waters as soon as the country comes out of shock tomorrow after my confession.”

“What if no one will play ball?” said King.

“I'm fucked.”

I cannot concentrate..

I want my daddy.”

You're the only person I can trust, Jack. The 

What will I do when I'm out of here without you  protecting me?”

"Pardons for friends if you can, asked Jack?"

“What friends?

All those morons knew what they were doing grabbing onto my ass and getting a free ride. Well, as my dad used to say, “even a train stops.”

“12 noon, just like that great, old movie High Noon, with Gary Cooper and Grace Kelly.”

“The showdown.

 I will finally show the world and myself that I do have balls.

My dad and everyone else will know I'm a brave man. Just like Gary Cooper 

That I'm not a coward.

I don't know if I can do this?”

GET A SET OF BALLS LAURA INGRAHAM LIKE COULTER HAS

Laura Ingraham, an entertainer posing as a newscaster on Fox News has millions of listeners and viewers and is a rabid supporter of Donald Trump.

If you support Trump and his followers and their policies you will get only praise and agreement on her talk shows. If you oppose Trump you will get verbally abused and bounced around like a rag doll by her.

Right and wrong means nothing to sweet Laura.

Trump means everything because Fox News lives off Trump.

With further thought it is apparent that Laura is just a participant in the Trump lie scam based upon his disproven and impossible contention that the 2020 presidential election was stolen by some mystical force that cannot be identified. 

All legitimate investigations agreed there was no significant voter fraud of any kind in the election. That stolen election lie was shot down by over sixty five judges and even by the Supreme Court. 

To believe otherwise is to be doing so to exploit Trumps popularity for the money he brings in via contributions and advertiser dollars. 

Big journalistic salaries are paid by Trumps idiocy so it pays to be oblivious to impartial incontrovertible evidence that Trump is still Don the con. He is the train wreck that does not stop.

To capitalize on Trumps supporters by kissing up to his base and promoting his lies is pure prostitution. Every Trump supporter who has done any research and thinking knows that.

Laura, we know that you are a tragic, misguided, dysfunctional, angry person but you are very educated and very smart. You have the pedigrees to prove it.

Look at Ann Coulter, your rival. She had the balls to blow off Trump and she is as big as you are. Be like Ann. 

Coulter, as much as I disagree with her has a heart and soul that you need. She is a human being and not a creature from beyond. She is reasonable. You are not.

You are just another Trump grave jumper still trying to pick away at the bones of our worst president in history for the capitalistic opportunities Trump has left.

How about changing and telling the truth to your followers Laura Ingraham?

You would be fired quickly but at least you would regain your dignity after the long walk of shame you have taken. 

Get a set Laura.

ASSHOLE TRUMP TALKS ABOUT THE COLOR WHILE WE DROWN

Wonderful. 

Trump goes on TV yesterday at his country club and tells a nation of people starving for cash money to live on that he has no date when they will get a check or how much, if anything, the check will be for? 

The sum total of that big buffoons wasted speech to a sick, hungry, destitute country was to talk about nothing we want to hear about.

No relevant virus talk, no relevant stimulus talk, no unemployment talk. The schmuck of the earth Donald J. Trump stood up there at his fancy ass country club and jagged us all off.

He spent his useless time calling names and insulting his Democratic opponents. He talked politics. Politics. Can you imagine? We are drowning and asshole Trump talked about the color of the water. 

He will not address the question of Putin's paid bounties for the killing of American soldiers. Putin must literally have Trump so totally intimidated and in fear of dreaded consequences if he bad mouths the Russian president that Trump is a total mental case.

Also, dumb asshole Trump threatens to suspend or permanently eliminate payroll taxes which fund Social Security and Medicare. 

That is a giant hunk of the nation. What is going on? Huh???

Additionally, does anyone care that it appears that we are not even trying to stop Russia from interfering on our 2020 election?

Are we going to sit on our asses while we get eaten alive?

TRUMP SAYS FUCK YOU PUTIN AND DOUCHEBAG BANK. YOU ARE STIFFED.

WTF is this thing between Putin and Trump? What does Putin have over Trump that makes chickenshit Donnie refuse to even say anything bad about Putin and Russia?

Trump has the biggest, stupidest mouth about every idiotic subject put before him. He seems to be a learning disabled total dope. But, he craps in his depends when the Kremlin comes up. He is silent. He cannot keep his thoughts or strategy together for more then an hour about anything it seems. Yet, he surely pisses in his pants when Russia or Putin are mentioned. 

Why doesn't he get up there on his bully pulpit and say "Hey Putin, hey Russia, go f-k yourselves. I am not afraid of you. I know that you made me President and got the Douchebank bank to lend me all my money but I don't care. You are stiffed. Just like most of the other people I have done business with. 

So stick it up your asses Putin and Russia. I' ain't paying you shit.

Sue me!

DONALD J. TRUMP: THE ORANGE HEADED DEVIL. A NARCISSISTIC MENTALLY UNSTABLE LIAR

Donald J. Trump became President of the United States of America in 2016 because he is a great con man and sold the country snake oil by convincing enough people that he could lead the nation.

He fast talked a big base of mostly right wing, angry, disenchanted, gullible, and fed up voters into believing he was their champion and would stand up to establishment politicians and institutions.

Trump quickly realized that his colorful, rebellious, showman style and spiel mattered much more to his followers than truth or policy. The more outrageous, nonsensical, and ridiculous the wild claims he made were the more his supporters worshiped him.

Among his lies and baseless promises he made he said he would build a wall to stop illegal aliens from coming into the United States. He said Mexico would pay for the construction of that wall. 

He also said that he would create a new and better health care program to replace Obamacare. He promised to end wars, get nuclear disarmament with North Korea and guaranteed many other things he has not delivered on. 

He is a pathological liar.

He has blurted out scores of outrageous, imbecilic falsehoods each day he has been in office. His words are sucked up like chocolate sodas by his believers. Trump has told more than fourteen thousand lies since his inauguration.

That ignorant moron bullshits his base of voters over and over but they continue to mindlessly inhale his verbal pollution to the point that he has developed a cult like following.

He has been so incompetent, negligent, and destructive in abusing his unparalleled power that he is one of the few presidents in history to be impeached. He is unquestionably unfit to be our commander-and-chief.

As bad as his presidency has been, his egregious behavior fortunately never involved risking the health of the citizens. That recently changed.

A devastating, lethal sickness much worse than any other epidemic is ravaging our nation and most of the globe. It is called the coronavirus and was originally predicted to kill 100,000 to 250,000 Americans and sicken countless others.

It has killed over 100,000 already after Trump ignored early briefings about the virus and when he stupidly insisted that the virus would quickly disappear.

Trumps only claim to fame during his disastrous presidency was the economy and low unemployment. That is gone.

The economy is in a recession and unemployment is insanely high.

However, this virus spells disaster for Trump's re-election. If it spikes up again than the nation will suffer a lethal blow.

The proper response to avoid transmitting the virus or contracting it is for people to stay home and stay away from each other. 

We did that but Trumps refusal to accept science and the current riots cut the time off too soon to flatten the virus properly. 

So, it's now a crap shoot whether we are safe. We will see soon.

Hundreds of thousands of businesses are closed indefinitely. 

Unemployment numbers are skyrocketing at about forty million while the stock market fluctuates wildly. 

We are literally dying for factual information and guidance from our president about the virus, the economy, foreign policy and most importantly we hunger for leadership. 

Trump cannot be a leader because he is an ignoramus to many and even to conservative Ann Coulter who used to support him but abandoned him.

Yet, Trump rambles on continually making things worse by insulting anyone who criticizes or disagrees with him.

He is a thin skinned little baby with a nine year old spoiled brat mentality who unfortunately became an accidental, and fake president.

Instead of being concerned with what should be his highest priority, the safety of the citizens, this dope  is consumed with his real highest priority which is saving his own ass.

He  pitched a scientifically unproven cure for the virus. He was wrong.

Do you think that our president suddenly wanted to do his duty and protect the health and safety of the country? 

No way. 

Trump doesn't give a shit about anyone but himself.

He hustled the terrified, sick, and dying nation with the same words that he used to try and convince African Americans to vote for him in 2016.

"What do you have to lose?" he barked out to millions a while ago. He implored us to take doses of an unproven drug he pitched.

Maybe it will perform miracles he implied? Who knows? Try it.

Medical experts say that the side effects of this drug could hurt us badly or could kill us. That is what we have to lose by listening to Trump.

Our lives. Donald J. Trump, you are an ignorant, moronic, nauseating, reprehensible, vile, evil, treacherous, rotten fucking excuse for a human being. 

You are the devil.

This narcissists' words matter greatly to many.

Trump is on a mission. He needs you to get off your butts and start working again. He has prematurely opened the flood gates and encouraged people to go back to work even though the coronavirus still is expanding in many areas.

If Trump does not win re-election than his power, his money, and hopefully his freedom may be gone.

He is very likely to get indicted, prosecuted, and thrown in jail because of his criminal conduct in office. As president, he is almost untouchable. 

As a civilian there are countless people who would love to go after him locally and federally.

He deserves the enormous anger and hostility that he has rightfully earned

He has to be watched carefully now because he is cornered like a trapped rat.

But, unlike a rat who can fight Trump is a cowardly rat who must have others do his fighting. They will be gone when Trump is neutered.

I believe Donald J. Trump deserves to be in jail for life.

His ultimate fate may be uncomfortably resting his orange head on a steel bunk.

Wouldn't that be a shame?