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ANY SCHMUCK CAN BE A BEST SELLING WRITER

I can write a book. I think everyone has a good book somewhere in them. I do not think it matters what the subject is. I think it is all about how interesting the story is based on how good a storyteller the author is.  That is why one can look at the books stacking the shelves of bookstores and immediately realize that getting published is a combination of luck and timing. A few authors dominate the book space.  Success is all about the voice of the writer.  Can you keep people captivated with your experiences or knowledge? If so, write about stories are.  Who knows? By voice I mean the way the words are put together. Like a golfer every writer must make contact at the end of the swing. Attracting interest is the key to writing. It is the contact.  I feel that pure talent has very little to do with writing success in terms of technique. Tons of writers with all kinds of degrees in journalism cannot make a nickel with the words they put out.  Then, some sch...

FREE TIPS TO START AN ONLINE BUSINESS ON GOOGLE BLOGGER

For a long time I have been researching ways to make money from home on my blog. I have not had much success although I have tried many different types of writing and online businesses.  Some of it has to do with my lack of computer skills. Also, I have never hit the right idea.  I have learned about many different types of online businesses by thousands of hours of personal experience and research.  I am offering my audience useful tips and knowledge. T he first thing that must be done is to  start   a blog which can be created  for free.  I created a free blog from #Google. It is called  #Blogger and is owned by #Google.  My blog is kingdavidsplace.blogspot.com .   Google has a dept. called #Adsense which keeps track of all the visitors and clicks you get on your #Blogger blog. All of your activity is  recorded by #Adsense which is the department you are paid from owned by #Google. I have had my blog for many years.There is o...

FUCK YOU GOOGLE ADSENSE. YOU SUCK !!

I cannot make a dime on @adsense anymore. It used to be possible to earn a few pennies here. Not anymore. I have been writing my brains out for months and drawing viewers. Yet, my earnings do not change. It is as if Google has run out of time and money to calculate revenues that a little hitter like me has made.  I have a good blog which many people read. I have complained mightily about Google Adsense being cheap and difficult to write for with all their bullshit codes and requirements. So, fuck you @Google adsense !!

GOOGLE BLOGGER ADSENSE CODE IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME

I surrender. I will never figure out how to paste the Google Adsense code into my blog. I do not know how much money I have lost in the clicks I did not receive. I feel like Google ought to pay me for all the hundreds of hours I have spent over the years trying to figure out correct placement of the code. After all, my work has gone to readers all over the globe. I am valuable. I can blame it on being an old, stupid, technically retarded 71 year old guy who just has no technological ability. I don't give a shit. I have had this very good but hidden Blogger blog for many years. I have posted over 300 articles on everything you can imagine.  I have written lots  about politics lately because I hate that miserable human scum bag by the name of Donald J. Trump.  But, before the world ended a few months ago I wrote mostly non-fiction articles on my personal experiences with family, business, ocd, sex, drugs, and a lot of other subjects. My life has been fascinating and the ...

GOOGLE ADSENSE IS FOR SCHMUCKS WHO WRITE ON BLOGGER

I show no earnings on Google Adsense for last week despite many clicks. I think the Adsense crew must all be home trying to stay safe. But, Google ought to let us bloggers know we would not be seeing our daily reports on the clicks we received. For bloggers like me that make peanuts the clicks are what I survive on.   The satisfaction of knowing some people read my stuff is enough. For bloggers who make real money from Adsense they must be unhappy not seeing daily hit numbers. Google has a help and support page that is supposed to answer questions. I ignorantly asked why no daily earnings were being posted.  I might as well have asked for the combination to open the Fort Knox vault. The more I asked the community help section the more complicated the answers became if anyone answered at all. So, I still think Google Adsense sucks because they are not efficient in dealing with simple questions. Maybe #mashable can get the scoop when he asks but I'm just another unim...

GOOGLE ADSENSE WILL NOT PAY ME MY BLOGGING $$$$$.

Google Adsense has screwed me again. I am a Google Blogger and am registered and verified to be paid by Googles Adsense  payments  dept. Good fucking luck Google bloggers !!  You must make $100.00 to qualify to get paid. So, after about 5 years I finally made the $100.00 threshold. Ahh, I thought.  Show me the money.  Not so fast though.  With my $100.00 earnings statement came bank account and tax information requirements to be provided. Also, various bullshit demands about technical payee crap.  But, just when I thought I sent Google everything they asked for I was notified that I had to wait several weeks or more for a pin number or I still would not get paid. Than, Google told me I also had to wait for Google to do a transaction on the bank account  they would be transmitting my payment through. More Google bullshit.  I could not get confirmation from Google that my bank account had even been properly linked to their...

GOOGLE ADSENSE HAS AN INEXPENSIVE COMPETITOR

The handle for my shower broke and I got frantic because I am totally helpless when it comes to fixing anything. I can't even change a flat tire. Call me lazy, stupid, inept, or whatever. The bottom line is my brain and hands are no good for anything that needs assembly.  I have tried forever to become proficient with computers. I cannot. That has been my deficient reality for 71 years. I could not learn geometry either. You have no idea how hard I have concentrated on learning   computer programs. No dice. I would like to make a little bit of money from this blog but I make peanuts from Google Adsense.     Adsense is Googles bookkeeping arm to keep track of all the data bloggers provide by the clicks received generated to blogs they read and shop from. Google pays their bloggers per each click received. Google pays peanuts and makes a lot from both their bloggers and those who read their blog called Blogger.  The advertising content which Go...

EARNING MONEY FROM MY GOOGLE BLOGGER BLOG

There is hope for my blog. I actually made about $2.00 from AdSense in a few days.  AdSense is the Google tracker that records and credits Blogger on Google Blogger as to how many clicks you get on  articles posted on your blog. It's just so brutally hard for a 70 year old guy who is not computer literate to succeed in blogging. That's because despite Google AdSense sending reports and helping with very technical support it is just too hard to understand the Google information.  I'm sure I could have built a large audience by now if I understood a few moves that I could make to build traffic. But, I do not have the smarts to understand the subjects required.  So, I just keep writing and hoping the strength of my content will be strong enough to draw an audience to my blog. I also do know how to promote my blog on Twitter. But, I do not know anywhere near what a good blogger knows. I am weak at promoting my good blog.  However, for the last few ...

TIPS FROM A BLOGGER DUMMY ON MAKING MONEY FROM GOOGLE ADSENSE

                    Tips On Making Money Blogging 1-Pick a specific subject and stick to it. 2-Do not drift. 3-Use SEO  (keywords) words such as dummy, sex, drugs, free, scandal, violence, Trump. etc. SEO stands for Search Engine Optimization.   The search engines loves hot words.They pick them out and may lead them to your blog. You do not even have to know what a search engine is. Search engines know you.                                       4-Find a subject that really interests you. Write for yourself and the audience will find you. 5-Check other blogs and offer comments no matter how stupid and boring they are. Then, ask permission to post a link to your own blog. You will probably get it and may attract valuable, new traffic.  6-Remember, at all times that Google AdSense is the place that keeps a record o...

GOOGLE BLOGGER SUCCESS STORY GRANDPA MAKES MONEY AND SHARES THE SECRET

Do you want to know how to make money on Google Adsense?  I finally figured it out.  Google Adsense is  the Google tracking system where you get paid from Google on the number of clicks or looks your blog pages get from the internet universe.   Your blog followers, either new people or repeat viewers, who click on your blog then see the ads that Google sells to people to run on your blog pages. Traffic is the key to any blog. The more traffic your blog attracts the more chances there are that your advertisers will get responses. Remember, the main thing that gets and keeps traffic coming to your blog is great content. Content is king. Every click on your blog can be worth cash. Remember that. Google advertisers have their ads placed based on the content you provide your audience.   If you have a blog, for example, that offers information on sex then Google will sell ad space to advertisers who sell dildos, lingerie, aphrodisiacs, vibrators, handcuffs, ...

A Place In Hell for Google

There is a special place in hell for the people at almighty Google who run AdSense. I have written to Google so many times begging them to explain why I have not been paid my Blogger money. I am an old man and do not have the understanding to read the AdSense blogger reports on what my blog is doing. I write and write cause I love to write. Someone click on my blog address and you may want to buy my work.. My site on blogger is kingdavidsplace.blogspot.com. I feel as if I don't exist. Help already Google. Call me or write me . David