Showing posts with label tomato cans. Show all posts
Showing posts with label tomato cans. Show all posts

Tuesday, October 21, 2014

Trestman: Smash A Tomato Can In The Mouth

I would like to see Chicago Bears coach Marc Trestman smash a chair over one of his pathetic players heads. Or punch a SCORE radio commentator in the mouth.

That is what people want and love to see and read about. Remember big bully Mike Ditka? The hottest mess of any coach when the Bears were losing. He would angrily flip out just like people want Trestman to do.

That sure helped didn't it? Ditka got fired and his Bears got worse. But, the  "tomato can" fans loved him. Still do. Why? Because macho morons always keep things exciting.

Action is what people want. Sex drugs, and rock n roll does it every time. So does sensationalism

Who cares about intelligent, responsible behavior. That does not sell advertising or attract listeners. Craziness sells and don't think all the announcers and reporters don't know it. It pays their salaries. Some people understand  that concept. Many others don't.

So, people and mad dogs out there who are getting off on the Chicago Bears misery.
You are the real "tomato cans".

Chicago Bears fans are Tomato Cans

Tomato cans are what radio commentators Doug Buffone and Ed O'bradovich insultingly called weak, easy to knock around teams before Sundays Bear game against the Miami Dolphins. During the game those two has beens agreed that the Chicago Bears were the real tomato cans since they were playing so badly.

Well, did anyone ever stop to think that ratings from all Chicago media skyrocket when the Bears get defeated? The airwaves are filled with Bear bashing radio hosts going on a feeding frenzy. Advertising dollars must come pouring in when the Bears stink up the field otherwise airtime would not be wasted with around the clock Bear bashing.

The reporters argue with each other, with fans, and have a verbal orgy after the Bears lose. And they should. The listening audience would quickly tire if all the Bears did was win. There would be no controversy and that's what all reporters thrive on. So, stop acting like you are so incensed and angry about the Chicago Bears losing. You love it boys. Those losses are paying your salaries .

The real tomato cans are the fans that do not make any money from Bear losses. The just feel depressed