Showing posts with label online dating. Show all posts
Showing posts with label online dating. Show all posts

Wednesday, June 10, 2020

GIGOLO OFFERS FREE TIPS ON DATING SERVICES

As a 71 year old gigolo who has been very successful on the dating site match.com and other sites I will share with you a sure fire method of finding out if will be attractive to women who inhabit on those meat markets.

It is still all about looks. Just like in high school boys.

Brains and sensitivity and all other attributes are very critical In the rest of your life. But, not on dating sites. If you care about hooking up with hot ladies your face and body is the ticket to ride. Maybe it's been a while since you were in the romance game? You may think that it is different now in this advanced world than it was when you were just a young man. Yes. It is different in many ways. 

But, no it is not different when it comes to your appeal. Looks still wins the babes whether you are 7 or 70.

Oh, one exception. If you have a ton of money along with that can make a difference. With enough cash that you should splash in  when writing about yourself in your profile let those women know you got a lot of money baby money. Do it subtly. You will start looking beautiful to some. 

Otherwise, you are going to be stuck in the wallflower section again. Sorry. 

So, the good news is that you can buy your way into a romance. Lavish that great looking sexpot with gifts and fancy dinners immediately. You will succeed. 

Or, you can sign up for one of the numerous match making services that cater to men with money. Just be careful because who can easily get hustled by gold diggers. But, you are sharp so play the game. It is all about sex for many.

If you do not know whether you will be a winner on a dating site like match or date than save time and find out. Use my system. It is free. Than, you will know where you stand.

It's very easy to use. I emphasize that success with online dating is all about looks. Shallow and superficial yes. But trust me, I'm right. So, do a test.

This is how it works. You will know how physically appealing you are on match.com or any other dating site very quickly. You get an instant judgement so you don't have to spin your wheels.

Decide on your requirements regarding age, location, financial status of your match.. You can set the search criteria to access only those women you are interested in. Write 25 emails exactly as I have written the sample below.

Then, do the following. Email the 25 ladies all at one time. Don't get fancy, don't try to be witty. Just copy and paste what I have written. It is what I have used effectively forever. You will know if you are going to be a player, a partial player, or a reject.

I'm interested ( in caption line above email box)

"Hi, I like your profile and I like the way you look. Let me know if you are also interested. Yes or no will be fine."  

Sincerely, David

Wait about 30 minutes after you have written the emails. Then, you should get some results. Click on the people who have most recently viewed you. Match them to the 25 you emailed. You can navigate all that on the match site. If you see a bunch of women you emailed looked at your profile you will know your fate.

If your inbox is empty or almost empty because no emails came back you are probably going to be a loser on  the popular dating sites. Live with it. 

If a few responses came back saying they are interested along with some messages you are in business.  Than, go to work on who suits your fancy. Many responses come from women who send outdated pictures. Many come from undesirable people for whatever reason. So, meet at Starbucks first. Easy place to use and nit's cheap. If your superstar shows up you will figure out what to do quickly.

If a whole bunch came back with messages indicating a desire to meet you, with some phone numbers included, then you are going to have a great time hustling all those endless ladies out there. Have fun. Go for it. But, start at Starbucks. Don't get sucked in with a hot phone call or message.

If you cannot  make a determination after those first emails try another 25  people. If you get no good responses you do not have dating site appeal. Start thinking of paying a service for romantic connections. 

Don't be shy. Get yourself out there. Either your looks or your money will work.

Guys, you aren't going to learn anything about yourself you didn't already know. You are just confirming reality. I have done great online. But it never goes fast or easy for me. I am ok looking and have a little money. 

Persistence is my answer. It works but it is so slow.

Tuesday, February 17, 2015

Online Match Becomes Stalker

                                        Internet Fatal Attraction

I was cruising my favorite internet dating sight a while ago and the ultimate sexual fantasy happened. I looked at the picture and profile of a gorgeous, seductive looking, tall red head with big tits, long legs, and undeniable animal magnetism.

She was jumping thru the screen beseeching me to go after her. She described herself as being all about fun and gratification and wanting a magical man who could enjoy blissful pleasure with her.

Well, I am a 45 year old inveterate addict attracted to any kind of action be it women, food alcohol, drugs, and especially sex. The rush is what I live for. . So, I immediately contacted her via email and we exchanged phone numbers and the craziness began. One thing you don’t do on an internet dating site is get into any intimate conversations  let alone hot sexual phone talk when the person on the other end might be a beast that you will want to run from when you meet. You go slowly on online dating.  Very slowly, no matter who you are.

No matter how well, a person learns to dress up their picture and profile an undesirable is still going to be undesirable when the meeting face to face happens. Discretion is always the better part of valor   Do not get personal until you meet. That’s the rule.

Well, when I got on the phone with Ellie I quickly threw away the rule book. We spoke briefly like the two old dating pros we were covering normal niceties such as our  histories, food preferences, travel experiences, other relationships and a few other things.

Then, we did the no no. We got intimate.  Our first conversation was amazingly free flowing and we were cerebrally magnetized. Sweet, supercharged, sexual prose flowed easily between us like two dancers who had practiced forever.  We were both aware that we had violated the primary rule of internet dating but neither of us cared. We were sure we would be great in person and .the phone sex was so much fun and fed right into our mutual hungers for sexual action.

However,  just in case things didn’t work out we did make an agreement that when I got to the stairwell below her apartment and we were in full view of each other then all bets were off if there was not mutual attraction. She or I could call it all off with no explanation and just walk away. Perfect. Well, the big night came and there I stood on the stairs below her walk up apartment.

She buzzed me in.  I walked up to the floor below her and feasted my eyes upon a tall, sexy beauty with giant tits, a tight ass, and long, lean legs. Everything was just as advertised. Wowie!!!  Suddenly I only cared about what she thought of me.  Please, I thought. Please.  I knew I was golden when she smiled at me as I walked in her door, modeled for her and she gasped “Yes” as she fixed her eyes with no shame right on my crotch.

It only got better. We were dying to get into each others mouths and bodies but we had restrained and not even touched until after a romantic dinner. We were savoring every second to keep turning up our heat.  

As the car door closed we threw away our restraints. We grabbed and jumped all over each other like hungry animals.  It was a steaming sexual frenzy. She started to lick my ear  and play with my hard cock and I grabbed her wet panties and stuck my hands all over her wet pussy as we made a beeline back to her apartment. We were quickly rolling around her big  bed getting high on reefer with steam pouring out of our sexual organs. It was fantastic. We made love for hours and hours, went to sleep about 6 am, woke up a few hours later and kept going all day till we couldn’t go anymore. We went out for dinner and both ate like a lions that hadn’t been fed in a week.

She wanted me to immediately move in with her which seemed like a good idea. She had a nice big apartment, no kids and I was as free as a bird having been broken up with my last girlfriend for about 6 months. I had been divorced for 15 years for obvious reasons. So, I was as free as a bird. So was she after a long list of relationships all over the country.

We began a routine of seeing each other every day although we worked different hours We found plenty of time. Our lovemaking stayed frantically hot even after a month passed. It seemed the fire would never go out. I kept bringing clothes over to her place. She cooked candlelight dinners and we had a good time doing things like going to movies, eating dinner out, going to book stores, and going dancing.  After about 2 months I decided to introduce Ellie to my 2 kids then 12 and 15 years old. They liked her. That was good.

It was all good until the fateful night I went out to dinner with my much older brother and his wife. I had confided some personal information to Ellie about family matters just as a test because I had noticed that she talked too much generally but especially when she drank. Too much talking would be a deal breaker.

It had always troubled me to hear her reveal very sensitive, personal information about her own family and past relationships. I did not like that. It would be unacceptable if we were going to have a future.  Then Ellie started drinking and the next thing you know she was spilling her guts to them about how I had told her I had been mistreated as a child, financial information I told her about, and other information I trusted her not to repeat.  She failed the trust test miserably.

There was no interest or pause on her part to even think before she blurted out more and more I had told her.  So, I was really pissed but held it in until we got back to her apartment. Then I started yelling at her and demeaning her for being ignorant and having a big mouth.

I told her I never wanted too see her again and I meant it. I went back to my own apartment and had no contact with her until she soon started calling and harassing me like a lunatic.  She would scream profanities and insults in an uncontrolled way in phone calls that reached twenty or thirty in one hour each time she started calling continually over several weeks..  

I realized that to end her tormenting me I had to take decisive action. So I did. I called her supervisor at work as I had threatened to do. The supervisor listened to me tell her the tale of Ellie harassing me relentlessly and insanely on the phone for several weeks. .

Considering Ellie was a therapist in a psycho ward and I was talking to the head nurse I never would have imagined things could get worse after my call. Wrong. To my amazement her supervisor tore into me and blamed me and all men for Ellis troubles and her own troubles. She said “you are just another misogynist pig. Ellie was fine until she met you a few months ago. Now, she is a basket case. What did you do to her you asshole?”  Then she hung up.

I was shaking like a leaf I had to get this nut away from me but she continued to call and rant and rave several times a week, day and night for another week or so,  So, I decided fear would be the only weapon I had to battle Ellie with.  I told her that I had recorded of all her crazy calls which I still have, and kept notes and remembered all her drunken ramblings when she had bragged about her sexual exploits with celebrities, high ranking politicians and some well known government officials. Very embarrassing stuff and harm could have come to her.


She had been involved with some important people in her 43 years. I told her that one more call to me ever and each of those people, some of who I had already found, would be given recordings of her drunken phone calls to me the and  explicit details of what she had told me she had done with them.. Suddenly, her voice grew soft. “Please don’t” she begged. She was scared straight because she had been in some bad stuff. “I will never call or bother you again”. She hasn’t.

Wednesday, February 11, 2015

Perfect Online Dating Pick Up Line

As a veteran of online dating specifically match.com I will share my  best match pick up line. This line has to be delivered in an email to a man or woman you wish to get a response from.

It is short and to the point. If your recipient is interested then the door is wide open for that person to respond. If they do not respond you have wasted very time.You can even copy and paste it. Remember, online dating is a numbers game for us less attractive guys who have to rely on our brains.

The line you email is " I like your picture(s) and profile. Check me out and let me know what you think.

Good Luck

David 
PS Let me know how you do



Good Looks Critical To Success On Online Dating Sites

Success on online dating services such as match and jdate is all about pictures. Just ask people who search for potential girlfriends and boyfriends. I know. My pictures stink so I have always had trouble getting responses. If my good looking, photogenic friends post on a dating site they get instant feedback.

Check it out. Send a message to a woman or man you are interested in. If they are good looking you are dead if you do not look good. Forget about your great profile information. It's all about your picture. Just like in high school. You are cool or you are not. The in crowd rules on the dating sites just like they rule just about everywhere else in social settings.

Prove it to yourself. If you are think you are not good looking do a test.. Send a message to a hot looking woman or man on a dating site. I don't care what their age is or yours.  It does not matter. After you get no response back check to if the person you aere intersted in viewed you. It's on the app to be able do that.  If the person viewed you odds are you were rejected because of your looks. Try it with 50 more people who are attractive. You will get mostly no responses or "no thanks yous".

Then, try sending  messages to some people who are not good looking. Bang. You will get  immediate responses.This applies to ages 21-80!!

So, waste your time on writing beautiful profile information if you want to.. It won't matter if you are not a stud. You will just keep getting rejected. You looks will beat you unless you get very lucky.

That is how it goes on online dating sites. Trust me. I am 66 and  have been at it for twenty years with hundreds of examples. It's easy for the good looking people to attract others just as it  always has been.

Its wickedly hard for those of us who are the ugly ducklings.

But, do not lose heart those of you who are not blessed with all American good looks. You can succeed. You will just have to try much harder. So what?

You are used to that!

Thursday, December 11, 2014

Match.com Secret To Success

As a 66 year old expert male player on match.com I will share with you a sure fire method of finding out if you are a player. A player is a good looking guy that easily gets the girls. My formula goes no deeper then it being a system for you ex- jocks who want to know if you still have what it takes to attract women with your looks alone.

 It is very easy to use..By the way, it is not for you dreamers who think that what you write in your emails really matters. I repeat. Success with online dating is all about looks. At least it is with the fancy ass women on match and other sites. That is shallow and superficial but trust me. I am right. That is how it works. You will know how physically appealing you are on match.com or any other dating site very quickly. So, try this method and you can evaluate your appeal.You get an instant judgement.

Decide on your requirements regarding age, location, financial status. You can set the match program to access only those women you are interested in. Write 25 emails exactly as I have written the sample below.
Then, do the following. Email the 25 ladies all at one time. Don't get fancy, don't try to be witty. Just copy and paste what I have written. It is what I have used effectively forever. You will know if you are going to be a player, a partial player, or a reject..
                                                       
  I'm interested ( in caption line above email box)
"Hi, I like your profile and I like the way you look. Let me know if you are also interested. Yes or no will be fine"  Sincerely,
                               David

 Wait about 30 minutes after you have written the emails. Then, you get the results. Click on the people who have most recently viewed you. Match them to the 25 you emailed. You can navigate all that on the match site. If you see a bunch of women you emailed looked at your profile you will know your fate.

If your inbox is empty or almost empty because no emails came back from people you emailed you are probably going to be a loser on dating sites. Live with it. 

If a few responses came back saying they are  interested along with some messages and questions included and maybe an offer of a phone number you have a future. Work it.

If a whole bunch came back with messages indicating a desire to meet you, with some phone numbers included, then you are going to have a great time hustling all those endless ladies out there. Go for it..

If you cannot  make a determination after those first emails try another 25  people. If you get no responses again or very few with no offers of phone numbers or messages then you don't have the looks to be an instant player.
You are in for a long grind.

 Don't give up though. Even the blind squirrel finds the nut once in a while. Keep emailing but use writing skills also because your looks alone won't do it. Go for their hearts.

  Guys, you aren't going to learn anything about yourself you didn't already know. You are just confirming reality.

I ain't nothing to look at but I have done great online. But it never goes fast or easy for me.
Persistence is my answer. It works but it is so slow

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