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Bully Takes A Beating

There was a bully by the name of Gary who transferred to our grammar school when we were twelve. I saw him and immediately my sense of well being was threatened. I sensed trouble. I became vigilant about him knowing my own vulnerability for being bullied. I was a chicken plain and simple and dreaded bullies. Gary was the type of kid who tried to intimidate anyone who would show any weakness or fear toward him. The bullying could take place in the classroom when the teacher was not looking, in the bathroom, the lunchroom, in the park, or the playground. No place in the neighborhood was safe for me. He would assault any boy he sensed would be a victim. It seems that bullies can tell who will be their prey. I met Gary in grade school when we were both twelve years old. He looked at me in the bathroom and said "what are you?” I said" what do you mean"? He looked straight in my face and I knew he had my number. Fear and dread ran through my stomach. He said "stays ...

Drunken Bitch In My Lyft

Drunken bitch gets in my #Lyft car and says take her to an address near downtown Chicago. We arrive at the destination but she insists that we are not in the right place. The GPS indicates we are, She gets abusive and starts screaming at  me to take her to the place she wants to go to. I say we are there.  She is screaming like the disgusting spoiled brat she is threatening that she will have me locked up if I will not keep driving to get  her to this imaginary destination. I tell her that the ride is over, that the meter is off, and to leave the car. She refuses. She says that her dad is a policeman. I hand her my phone and tell her to call him. She screams unintelligibly again and demands I get her to this fictitious address. As I was about to call the cops I see three  of them walking towards my car. I open the door and start yelling at them to get this drunken nut out of my car. They pull her out after seeing she is drunk. I drive away with her now screaming...

Chicago Cab Driver Beats Up Dope Dealer

This punk called for a ride in my cab. He gets in the car after making me wait for about 15 minutes while he walked down into the street from his garbage can of an apartment building. He got in the cab and I asked "where would you like to go, sir"? This gross looking little asshole immediately buried his face in his cell phone. He answers me, "just drive straight ahead'. I'll tell you where to go". He  is immediately very absorbed in an obviously shady conversation about where to meet someone to make a drop off. That is what I can interpret. Seems like a dope deal getting set up  I didn't care but I still wanted to know what part of town we were going to. It is Chicago after all.. I drive another couple blocks and then he says "turn here". It was into a street that goes right to the most dangerous ghetto  in Chicago. I got even more concerned when he mumbled that we have to make more stops along the way after the first one.  I  decided I ...

Old Dick Gets New Life

Becoming a better lover is essential for many older men. For whatever reason  many times it becomes important for men to learn or improve lovemaking skills. Here are some simple tips to becoming a better lover. 1- Do not be defensive or sensitive about your desire to become a better lover. . Maybe you never felt like you  had to focus on your lovemaking skills. Maybe you decided that you want to be a better lover..Thousands of men decide they want to improve their sexual skills everyday.. 2- I f your erection is less powerful then you want it to be get a prescription for an erectile dysfunction drug.  In case you have been living in another world.erectile dysfunction is when your powerful new appearance.. Remember, you will go nowhere with women without a solid erection. It is the key to sexual success One thing is for sure. Erectile dysfunction drugs are miracle drugs. Just ask me..Your penis has to be good to go. It may need some help now..Get it. You can use ED pil...

Compulsive Gambler With Nowhere To Go

Write, write write, I am a 67 year old guy who wants to leave his mark on the world and writing is the one approach I can think of.  I certainly will never run out of content. I blew a ton of money because I am a compulsive who built a small business newspaper in the 80,s and 90,s. I have lived a life of sex, drugs, and chasing women.I sit here alone and depressed. I have great children and grandchildren, no debts because I have been bailed out, I'm healthy...but..life sucks. Depression is destroying me. I started the newspaper with literally no money but I was great at selling ads. So, in a few years I had the newspaper it up to a million dollar volume and 25 people working for me. I didn’t know shit about managing a business or publishing or anything that makes a good publication.. But man, could I hustle that advertising space. On the phone, in person, selling subscriptions or selling full page ads to IBM or the corner store.. It did not matter. I was a great hustler. ...
It's bleak and dark in Chicago. Gonna rain.

Chicago's Top Food Dives From a Lyft Driver

                               David's Top Food Dives in Chicago Kumas-2900 W Belmont- Fabulous Burgers Jay's Beef-North Av west of Damen-As good as any I've eaten Hero Submarine-Western and Addison-Perfect Jeri's all night diner-Western and Montrose They give you the whole can with the milkshake- unheard of the Diner on Irv Park Rd. a few blocks west of Ashland av-That white shack Ricobenes- Great breaded steaks and pizza On 26th St near Wells. St                        MORE PLACES LATER IF I GET IN THE MOOD

Do I Have A Future As A Writer? Rough Draft.

 Should I Go Back To Driving A Cab or Is There A Writer In me? David interior of Lucy’s apartment Arrives at Lucy’s The Match Fade In David sits at his computer scanning the online dating site like a trained hunter. He sees this tall, seductive but funky looking woman of about 50 and looking very indifferent. Kinda smug. Posing like a hotter version of  Faye Dunaway in Bonnie and Clyde ” but so very obviously intelligent and also streety.  Tall too. Great looking body.  David wonders out loud “Is she hot or not”? His 62 year old trained eyes coupled with years of dating experience do not tell him a story. She could be a good one but probably isn’t” She’s probably not worth trying to meet he decides. Then, he goes back to look at her and reads her profile her again. Then again he reconsiders. “Divorced, self employed, no kids living at home” her profile states. She seems so unaffected, uncaring about whether she gets any attention or not, as if she ...

Sober Compulsive Gambler Tormented To Gamble Again

So I am sitting at my desk in my condo. I am still torn between betraying my lover/mother who takes care of me in every way. Emotionally, financially, and spiritually. Except, she is married to someone else and is out of town most of the winter. It's better when she is in town and keeps me out of this clinical depression. So, I have been resisting the perpetual urge to start gambling again although I have been clean and sober for over six years If I gamble she will find out quickly even if I sneak it. Also, my kids and few close friends would immediately lose all respect for me and lose all trust. I would be cutting myself off from the easiest life one could imagine. I have not gambled in over six years. I am covered financially by my very rich sugar momma only because I do not gamble. If I do gamble she would cut me off in a second. I would end up broke and living in the gutter. Now, I live in a penthouse and have plenty of money between driving a cab, making money from a prom...

Three Beautiful Things: New game, craft and shoes.

Three Beautiful Things: New game, craft and shoes.

Online Match Becomes Stalker

                                        Internet Fatal Attraction I was cruising my favorite internet dating sight a while ago and the ultimate sexual fantasy happened. I looked at the picture and profile of a gorgeous, seductive looking, tall red head with big tits, long legs, and undeniable animal magnetism. She was jumping thru the screen beseeching me to go after her. She described herself as being all about fun and gratification and wanting a magical man who could enjoy blissful pleasure with her. Well, I am a 45 year old inveterate addict attracted to any kind of action be it women, food alcohol, drugs, and especially sex. The rush is what I live for. . So, I immediately contacted her via email and we exchanged phone numbers and the craziness began. One thing you don’t do on an internet dating site is get into any intimate conversations  let alone hot sexual p...

Clark Gable's Life

Q-When was Clark Gable born and when did he die Also, where is he buried? A-He was born Feb 1, 1901 in Cadiz, Ohio and died November 16,1960 in West Hollywood, California.     He is buried in Forest Lawn Memorial Park next to his beloved ex-wife actress Carole Lombard who died in a plane crash during WW11 after entertaining troops.

Humphrey Bogart Sick in Last Movie The Harder They Fall

Q-What was the last film Humphrey Bogart made? A-The Harder They Fall was Boggies last film. It was released in 1956 and was directed by Mark Robson. It also starred Rod Steiger, who  Bogart did not get along with because Steiger was a method actor like Marlon Brando. Bogart was old school and method acting was still not widely accepted. Bogart's role was based on the character of sportswriter and promoter Harold Conrad. Bogart was in failing health when the movie was made. It can be seen on his face..

But For Kims Million Dollar Butt Then What?

                               Celebrity Stuff Q-Who did Kim Kardashian make her famous sex tape with? A -In February 2007 Kim made the tape with singer, then boyfriend  Ray J. The tape was distributed by  Vivid Entertainment.. Kim sued Vivid then eventually dropped the suit after settling for 5 million dollars.. Q-Has Kim Kardashian ever played a TV role? A- In the eleventh season of an animated series American Dad on Sept.21, 2014 Kim played the role of an   alien who crash lands in a town named Langley Falls..As a follow up to her participation Kim posed bare butt on Paper's winter cover and in a pictorial in the winter edition 2014. The daily traffic on Paper's website shot up from the normal 25,000 daily viewers to over 15 million in one single day thanks to Kardashian"s fabulous butt.. Now, that is a ,expensive ass to carry around.!! I wonder if it is insured? As of 2014...

Compulsive Gambling Devours Our Lives

Gambling. One of the nastiest monsters of the world. Feed it and it eats your soul. Starve it and it destroys you mind. To a real compulsive gambler the loss of gambling is good reason for perpetual mourning. Every ounce of desire in your body craves going back to gambling again. The adrenalin, the euphoria, the joy of knowing you will be in action is enough to inspire any gambler no matter how much they have lost. I am not just talking about lost money. I am talking about lost health, family, friends. Losing your whole life. I have gambled for over 50 years and lost it all. In the last few years i have quit gambling and slowly rebuilt my life. Yet, I continue to long for my greatest friend and unconditional lover. Gambling. I was a very big gambler betting on sports, craps, and blackjack. I would win or lose thousands of dollars a day. I figured out that I have lost well over a million dollars in my life. Enough to destroy me financially, mentally, and emotionally. Yet the monster in...

Blogger Dummy Gets Expert Help

I asked a blogging expert to give me some help on improving and understanding my blog. He helped me proving that anyone has a chance to learn how to blog because I am beyond a blogging dummy!!... I'm an old school very computer illiterate and  horribly uneducated  blogger who wants to ultimately become a good blogger.and  build a big  audience                                        I also want to figure out how this whole blogging thing works and see if I can make money at it. I like blogging but not if nobody is reading my stuff.. . As you can see I have posted plenty of articles with next to no feedback or traffic for my efforts..  Matt Banner sent me this very useful and valuable analysis of my blog .I am already putting his easy to understand and pertinent information and tips to use..                 . ...

Perfect Online Dating Pick Up Line

As a veteran of online dating specifically match.com I will share my  best match pick up line. This line has to be delivered in an email to a man or woman you wish to get a response from. It is short and to the point. If your recipient is interested then the door is wide open for that person to respond. If they do not respond you have wasted very time.You can even copy and paste it. Remember, online dating is a numbers game for us less attractive guys who have to rely on our brains. The line you email is " I like your picture(s) and profile. Check me out and let me know what you think. Good Luck David  PS Let me know how you do

Good Looks Critical To Success On Online Dating Sites

Success on online dating services such as match and jdate is all about pictures. Just ask people who search for potential girlfriends and boyfriends. I know. My pictures stink so I have always had trouble getting responses. If my good looking, photogenic friends post on a dating site they get instant feedback. Check it out. Send a message to a woman or man you are interested in. If they are good looking you are dead if you do not look good. Forget about your great profile information. It's all about your picture. Just like in high school. You are cool or you are not. The in crowd rules on the dating sites just like they rule just about everywhere else in social settings. Prove it to yourself. If you are think you are not good looking do a test.. Send a message to a hot looking woman or man on a dating site. I don't care what their age is or yours.  It does not matter. After you get no response back check to if the person you aere intersted in viewed you. It's on the app...