Bye Hon
David-I want to come over and write a skit
Terry-No.
D-Why not?
T-Because
D-Because why?
T-I want to just relax today. .
D-Relax from what? You did nothing yesterday but sleep.
T-I’ve been writing and editing all week
T-So?
D-So why can't we ever write something and just send it in?
T- Its not that simple. It’s too complicated to explain to you.
D-What’s so complicated?
T-You don’t know anything except how to be funny. Idiot, leave me alone.
D-What else is there?
T-There is writes and rewrites and editing and submissions that goes on and on.
D-Let’s do it.
T-Not today.
D-Why?
T-That’s why I want to kill you. You just don’t stop. You are still a spoiled baby at 65.
T-Why, why why. Like you were still begging your mother for a toy.
D-You’ll never do it.
T-So?
D-We can make a lot of money if anyone sees how funny we are.
T-You do it for both of us
D-C’mon. I’ll come over and we'll write a skit and I’ll publish it. I’ll put it in my blog. Maybe someone will notice our potential. You don’t have to do anything yet. Just write the dialogue.
T-No. Not today.
D-Got anything better to do?
T-No David.
D-Good answer.
D-I’m doing it anyway alone. I'm just using you.
T-Go ahead.
D-OK. Can’t you just……?
T-Bye hon.
D-Bye hon your ass.
T-Fuck off
Interested anyone?
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