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Dancing With A Limp

Once again my merciless girlfriend made me drag   my beaten up 71 year old body to this Saturday night dance at the senior complex we live in. I destroyed my Achilles tendon about 8 weeks ago playing senior softball. I've been rehabbing every day both at home and in a rehab center. She is oblivious to my misery. She loves to dance. She thinks that just because I can walk, albeit limping along, that I'm good enough to dance. She is wrong. 

Deranged Donald Trump: Americas Greatest Political Con Man

The blame for the endless and overwhelming promotion and reporting of Donald Trumps sick, inflammatory rhetoric and behavior lies with all of us who feast on his deplorable words and deeds. We continually enable that guy by allowing him to run wild  without consequences. He may be our worst political train wreck of the century. Being a super con man has worked magically for Trump. Americans endlessly buy into hucksters   and con men . He is our perfect fraud. We are among the biggest suckers in the world.  Look what electing Trump got us? Brainless, inefficient, unfit leadership. Bold, blatant violation of the rule of law and abdication of our Presidents sworn duties as commander and chief. .  Trumps ignorant, fatally flawed, immature, ignorant behavior is doing permanent damage to our  two hundred plus year old democracy. The media keeps  him in our face strictly because they are making money from his outrageous.style. Unfortunately, Trump is an all...

PISSED AT STARBUCKS

There ought to be a law against people who go to a Starbucks bathroom, flush the toilet, turn on the hand blower, and then do not immediately open the door and leave. It’s so rude to professional Starbucks pissers who are listening to the hand dryer blowing thinking they will be able to relieve themselves when the blower stops. . Just the other day I stopped at my favorite Starbucks which is on my delivery route. I had a fierce urge to pee. My old bladder was bursting. I walked in and looked toward the single bathroom door and I saw there was no one waiting to go in. Relief. I felt happy but only for seconds. Then, I turned the handle of the door and it was locked. “Shit,” I mumbled to myself. I heard someone inside shuffling. I started swaying nervously waiting to hear the toilet flush. It did quickly. Then the hand blower started blasting away. Oh. Thank goodness I thought. Relief was only a few seconds away. I then heard the blower turn off and I already had my hand on my zip...

PISSED AT STARBUCKS

There ought to be a law against people who go to a Starbucks bathroom, flush the toilet, turn on the hand blower, and then do not immediately open the door and leave.  It’s so rude to professional Starbucks pissers who are anxiously listening to the hand dryer thinking the person inside will come right out.      Veteran Starbucks pee ers think that they will quickly be able to relieve themselves when the blower goes silent. Its terribly uncomfortable to get faked out.  Just the other day I stopped at my favorite Starbucks which is on my delivery route. I had a fierce urge to take a piss. My old bladder was bursting. I walked in and looked at the single bathroom door and I saw there was no one waiting to go in.   Relief. I felt happy for a second. Then, I turned the handle of the door and the door was locked. “Shit,” I mumbled quietly. I started swaying nervously waiting to hear the toilet flush. It did quickly. Then the hand blo...

GROW A SET DEMOCRATS

                                                                        SMARTEN UP DEMOCRATS THE ORANGE HAIRED LUNATIC IS GONNA BLOCK YOUR WAY ALL THE WAY TO 2020 ELECTION DAY HE AIN'T EVER GIVING YOU WHAT YOU WANT THAT'S THE FACT ALL THE BULLSHIT IS JUST AN ACT YOU CAN CRY AND WHINE ALL THE WAY THAT'S WHAT TRUMP WANTS BUT HE WILL KEEP YOU AT BAY SO FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE AND  STOP BELIEVING THAT JUSTICE WILL PREVAIL BECAUSE TRUMP AND HIS LOVED ONES ARE NEVER GOING TO JAIL TRUMPS HAS YOU BY THE BALLS AND YOU WILL KEEP GETTING HAD UNLESS YOU GROW A SET AND REALLY GET MAD YOU CAN WIN DEMOCRATS BUT NOT WITHOUT GETTING TOUGH BECAUSE DONALD HAS A GROUP THAT IS WAY TOO ROUGH

FREE TALENT WAITING TO WORK WITH YOU

Normally, I would take forever to start writing this article. I would check my blogger statistics, I would see if I earned any money in the last few days, (which I almost never do) I would jealously check out other successful blogs, or focus on anything other then getting to work and just writing.  Kinda stupid cause I love to write. I wish I knew I had talent. I have this blog with several hundred articles, and stories. It makes me feel worthwhile as a contributing human being that the world can gain something constructive from. But, I get so little traffic it is pathetic. However, I just do not understand how to build an audience because I am too old and not computer literate enough to apply the necessary skills to get a respectable following. It is not Googles fault. They are aware of my problems. I am worth money and readership to Google and their advertisers who run ads on my blog. They send me reports and technical information including steps regarding...

TRUMP CANNOT MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

Trump and his candidates are going down the drain as I write. Republicans are losing massive ground. Trump, despite his attempts to rally his base, may not be able to save anyone's job including his own.  He represents many Republican candidates in tightly contested races and his endorsement is not helpful but can be damaging. Many candidates do not even want him around. What a testimonial for a President !! If he would have shut his mouth when his advisers told him to, his own position and the Republications appeal would be much stronger. Instead, Trump ignorantly has continued to embarrass himself, our country, and the people he represents by being a mindless egomaniac and narcissist.   He misguidedly feels he must be the smartest guy in the room despite how devoid of basic intelligence many Americans and leaders of other countries think. The President seems hardly able to speak well and when he talks he constantly lies.   Trump could not get...