There
ought to be a law against people who go to a Starbucks bathroom,
flush the toilet, turn on the hand blower, and then do not
immediately open the door and leave.
It’s so rude to professional
Starbucks pissers who are anxiously listening to the hand dryer thinking the person inside will come right out.
Veteran Starbucks pee ers think that they will quickly be able to
relieve themselves when the blower goes silent. Its terribly uncomfortable to get faked out.
Just the other day I
stopped at my favorite Starbucks which is on my delivery route. I had
a fierce urge to take a piss. My old bladder was bursting. I walked in
and looked at the single bathroom door and I saw there was no one
waiting to go in.
Relief. I felt happy for a second.
Then, I turned the handle of the door and the door was locked.
“Shit,” I mumbled quietly. I started swaying nervously waiting to
hear the toilet flush. It did quickly. Then the hand blower started
blasting away.Ah. Thank goodness. Relief was only a few seconds
away. I then heard the blower turn off and I already had my hand on
my zipper in anticipation of emptying my bloated bladder.
But, the
door did not open. Another few moments went by and I was sweating and
swaying and getting crazy. I was just about to let loose in my pants.
After all, I’m sixty nine years old. My bladder is no longer made
of steel. Now, it seems to be made of tissue paper. Another moment
passed and I couldn’t take it. I snapped. I pounded hard on the
door with both fists. Nothing happened. Then, I started kicking the
door while still pounding away with my hands.
Still, nothing
doing.
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