ANY SCHMUCK CAN BE A BEST SELLING WRITER

I can write a book. I think everyone has a good book somewhere in them.

I do not think it matters what the subject is. I think it is all about how interesting the story is based on how good a storyteller the author is. 

That is why one can look at the books stacking the shelves of bookstores and immediately realize that getting published is a combination of luck and timing. A few authors dominate the book space. 

Success is all about the voice of the writer. 

Can you keep people captivated with your experiences or knowledge? If so, write about stories are. 

Who knows?

By voice I mean the way the words are put together. Like a golfer every writer must make contact at the end of the swing. Attracting interest is the key to writing. It is the contact. 

I feel that pure talent has very little to do with writing success in terms of technique. Tons of writers with all kinds of degrees in journalism cannot make a nickel with the words they put out. 

Then, some schmuck tells a good story and gets famous.

I have written all kinds of fiction, and non-fiction stories on every imaginable topic which goes nowhere. I put my stuff out here, on some other sites, and send my stories to my friends and followers. I make very few nickels from what I write.

I admit I do not have formal writing training and I don't dedicate myself to continual writing. Fuck it. I am glad I do not have to make a living writing to survive.

It took me years to make $100.00 from Google Adsense which admittedly is a weak but FREE beginners platform.

I have written a lot of interesting things and I would love to get discovered. But, I am a 72 year old guy who has mostly surrendered to the fact that I am just another wanna be writer.

So, my blog is kingdavidsplace.blogspot.com

Come and visit me.

David

TOP EARNING BLOGS AND BLOGGERS

MOST POPULAR TYPES OF BLOGS

1. Fashion Blogs 
2. Food Blog
3. Travel Blogs 
4. Music Blogs
5. Lifestyle Blogs
6. Fitness Blogs
7. DIY Blogs
8. Sports Blogs

TOP HIGHEST EARNING BLOGS

• Moz: $44.9 million per year.
• PerezHilton: $41.3 million per year.
• Copyblogger: $33.1 million per year.
• Mashable: $30 million per year.
• TechCrunch: $22.5 million per year.
• Envato Tuts+: $10 million per year.
• Smashing Magazine: $5.2 million per year.
• Gizmodo: $4.8 million per year.

TOP BUSINESS BLOGGERS

1. Noah Kagan. Noah Kagan of okdork.com is the founder of two multi-million businesses.
2. Darren Rowse
3. Pat Flynn
4. Neil Patel
5. Seth Godin
6. Matt Marshall
7. Rand Fishkin
8. Matt Cut

All of these blogs were started by a person with an idea. 

Starting a blog is free, easy, and fun. 

If blogging interests you than try it.

Go to #Blogger on #Google.

You can be up and running in 15 minutes with almost no computer skills. FREE

If I can do it anybody can. I am a 72 year old man who does not know much about anything. 

All you need is a computer and a tiny bit of writing ability. 

You make money by how many people click on your blog.

Your subject can be anything in this world. Anything. 

You may have information to offer that thousands of people are looking for. 

Google does all the bookeeping in their Adsense Dept.

Don't forget, there are literally millions of people online around the world looking for something. 

Maybe you have it?

Good luck.

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FUCK YOU GOOGLE ADSENSE. YOU SUCK !!

I cannot make a dime on @adsense anymore. It used to be possible to earn a few pennies here. Not anymore. I have been writing my brains out for months and drawing viewers. Yet, my earnings do not change. It is as if Google has run out of time and money to calculate revenues that a little hitter like me has made. 

I have a good blog which many people read. I have complained mightily about Google Adsense being cheap and difficult to write for with all their bullshit codes and requirements.

So, fuck you @Google adsense !!

GOOGLE ADSENSE IS FOR SCHMUCKS WHO WRITE ON BLOGGER

I show no earnings on Google Adsense for last week despite many clicks. I think the Adsense crew must all be home trying to stay safe. But, Google ought to let us bloggers know we would not be seeing our daily reports on the clicks we received. For bloggers like me that make peanuts the clicks are what I survive on. 

 The satisfaction of knowing some people read my stuff is enough. For bloggers who make real money from Adsense they must be unhappy not seeing daily hit numbers. Google has a help and support page that is supposed to answer questions. I ignorantly asked why no daily earnings were being posted. 

I might as well have asked for the combination to open the Fort Knox vault. The more I asked the community help section the more complicated the answers became if anyone answered at all. So, I still think Google Adsense sucks because they are not efficient in dealing with simple questions. Maybe #mashable can get the scoop when he asks but I'm just another unimportant schmuck.

GOOGLE ADSENSE WILL NOT PAY ME MY BLOGGING $$$$$.

Google Adsense has screwed me again. I am a Google Blogger and am registered and verified to be paid by Googles Adsense payments dept.

Good fucking luck Google bloggers !! 

You must make $100.00 to qualify to get paid. So, after about 5 years I finally made the $100.00 threshold. Ahh, I thought.  Show me the money.  Not so fast though. 

With my $100.00 earnings statement came bank account and tax information requirements to be provided. Also, various bullshit demands about technical payee crap. 

But, just when I thought I sent Google everything they asked for I was notified that I had to wait several weeks or more for a pin number or I still would not get paid.

Than, Google told me I also had to wait for Google to do a transaction on the bank account  they would be transmitting my payment through. More Google bullshit. 

I could not get confirmation from Google that my bank account had even been properly linked to their Adsense payment center no matter how many times I filled out my financials and sent inquiries.

 Today, three weeks after I reached the $100.00 earnings mark  I still have no idea if I am even properly set up to get paid.
Naturally, I have tried over and over to get help from the Google community and from Google itself. No help from anyone. 

 I've only got a bunch of stupid canned responses which are of no help.
Google always has the nerve to ask for feedback. I would like to see some of the feedback Google gets. Many would probably puke.
Your Adsense help and support SUCKS Google.

Try emailing me at tshirtdave69@gmail.com or
Check my blog at kingdavifdsplace.blogspot.com to let me know whats going on.  

Straighten this out Google. 
You owe me and most everyone else in the world your est efforts.

FREE TALENT WAITING TO WORK WITH YOU

Normally, I would take forever to start writing this article. I would check my blogger statistics, I would see if I earned any money in the last few days, (which I almost never do) I would jealously check out other successful blogs, or focus on anything other then getting to work and just writing. 

Kinda stupid cause I love to write. I wish I knew I had talent. I have this blog with several hundred articles, and stories. It makes me feel worthwhile as a contributing human being that the world can gain something constructive from. But, I get so little traffic it is pathetic.

However, I just do not understand how to build an audience because I am too old and not computer literate enough to apply the necessary skills to get a respectable following. It is not Googles fault. They are aware of my problems. I am worth money and readership to Google and their advertisers who run ads on my blog. They send me reports and technical information including steps regarding adding code, widgets, links and all kinds of other shit to my blog.

 I just cannot understand what Google AdSense tells me to do. I keep thinking that the sheer appeal of my blog will finally find an audience. So, I only write in this blog,  I go to tiny URL and make the headline small enough so I can put a teasing headline on Twitter to promote my latest blog article and then I post it on Twitter and hope some traffic will come charging to my blog. 

I focus lately almost exclusively on my horrible feelings toward Donald Trump. I am very active on Twitter in commenting on Trump. I do have about five hundred people following me? I always think that one of my followers who has their own gigantic following will go to my blog and see something interesting that they could use for a story, a screenplay, a book, or anything else that might make me successful.

 I do believe that life can change in a heartbeat. I used to gamble so I love the action and rush that writing in my blog can potentially create. Meanwhile, its Sunday morning in Chicago.  I sit in my little high rise apartment all alone. Not even a dog or goldfish. I am retired with very little money. I have wonderful kids and friends who are usually unavailable cause they are busy or married, or something. 

So, I'm lonely, depressed, and  pretty much alone since I dumped my last girlfriend who I just could not get comfortable with and settle down with even after living together for several months. I am 70 and play senior softball several days a week in the summer which I love but now it's winter so I have been trying to find an airbandb in Florida where some of my softball  guys go to play in the winter. Discover me one of you people out there that see talent in me.
check out kingdavidsplace.blogspot.com
Thanks.
David

TIPS FROM A BLOGGER DUMMY ON MAKING MONEY FROM GOOGLE ADSENSE

                    Tips On Making Money Blogging

1-Pick a specific subject and stick to it.
2-Do not drift.
3-Use SEO  (keywords) words such as dummy, sex, drugs, free, scandal, violence, Trump. etc. SEO stands for Search Engine Optimization. 
 The search engines loves hot words.They pick them out and may lead them to your blog. You do not even have to know what a search engine is. Search engines know you.                                      
4-Find a subject that really interests you. Write for yourself and the audience will find you.
5-Check other blogs and offer comments no matter how stupid and boring they are. Then, ask permission to post a link to your own blog. You will probably get it and may attract valuable, new traffic.
 6-Remember, at all times that Google AdSense is the place that keeps a record of all the looks and visitors that your blog attracts.
It is the money. Google Adsense is your boss. It keep great records of everything on your blog so you can measure all of your statistics continually..
 7-Use Facebook, Twitter, Reddit, Google+ and every other     platform to promote your blog. Post your link to your blog and     SEO words to bring viewers to your blog. 
 9-Learn how to read the Google Adsense reports that you are sent continually. If you have a brain you can figure out how to analyze your writing and improve the content.
10-I cannot read the Adsense reports because I am too old and        stupid but you probably can. Teach me someone.
11-Be ready for disappointment as you see shitty results or no results despite writing your brains out. That's my story. 
12-It's just so much fun when you make a few pennies like I just did from your writing. It's kind of like playing golf. One good hit keeps you coming back.
13-Have fun writing and do not quit your day job!!

GOOGLE BLOGGER SUCCESS STORY GRANDPA MAKES MONEY AND SHARES THE SECRET

Do you want to know how to make money on Google Adsense? 
I finally figured it out.  Google Adsense is the Google tracking system where you get paid from Google on the number of clicks or looks your blog pages get from the internet universe.  

Your blog followers, either new people or repeat viewers, who click on your blog then see the ads that Google sells to people to run on your blog pages. Traffic is the key to any blog. The more traffic your blog attracts the more chances there are that your advertisers will get responses. Remember, the main thing that gets and keeps traffic coming to your blog is great content. Content is king. Every click on your blog can be worth cash. Remember that.

Google advertisers have their ads placed based on the content you provide your audience.  If you have a blog, for example, that offers information on sex then Google will sell ad space to advertisers who sell dildos, lingerie, aphrodisiacs, vibrators, handcuffs, lubricants, massage oils, etc.

So, think of a subject you are very interested in. It can be anything at all. If women's underwear is your thing then write compelling stories about all aspects of women's underwear. But do it right. Be a ferocious reader and researcher. Learn more about women's underwear then any other blogger. Make womens underwear your life.

Always write fresh, interesting, unique, quality content. An effective blogger should stay on a narrow subject so viewers know what to expect. Draw them into your blog. Feed your followers great, original, material to read. Make them want to to get to your blog like an addict wants to get to their drugs. 

Keep writing constantly. Stay only on the subject of your blog. It is easy to drift. Don't. Stay focused. Remember, the narrower the lens the wider the focus. You can find endless amounts of material on anything. Hundreds of millions of people are into blogs continually. Find things that captivates and educates them. Then, hook them and you win.

Do not get discouraged. Start working your ass off pouring heart and soul into your blog. Expect to make no money or just pennies for a long time. Just keep grinding like I did. Eventually, the world will beat a path to your door.

I have blogged on Blogger by Google forever. It is a free platform and perfect for beginners. Adsense keeps track of everything you earn. Blogger keeps a list of all your blog posts.

me out.  I ain't no genius. Just a 70 yr. old dude who likes to write. Most the time I cannot even figure out what works on my blog and what does not. Check my blog out and offer comments or ask questions. Good luck

kingdavidsblog.blogspot.com

A Place In Hell for Google

There is a special place in hell for the people at almighty Google who run AdSense. I have written to Google so many times begging them to explain why I have not been paid my Blogger money. I am an old man and do not have the understanding to read the AdSense blogger reports on what my blog is doing. I write and write cause I love to write. Someone click on my blog address and you may want to buy my work..
My site on blogger is kingdavidsplace.blogspot.com. I feel as if I don't exist.
Help already Google. Call me or write me .
David

Crabs Scratch A Hot Night

First time I lost my virginity was back in 1967 in a whorehouse in Peoria, IL.  I was with a bunch of guys on New Years Eve and we decided to drive up to this house of ill repute. I was really nervous. I was still a virgin.  My sexual experiences were mostly hand jobs from my trustworthy high school girl friend. I thought I was one of the only guys to not have done the real thing. So, we entered this prostitution house and I looked around at several available women all in negligees.They were just sitting around on display.

 I saw an African American who was so hot with big tits and long legs. She kind of looked like Eartha Kitt. I pointed to her and she got up and she took me to a little room with a small bed. It did not smell good in that room but we did the deed after a little performance anxiety by me.

I strutted out to my friends who were already finished with their ladies. I had a big smile on my face.We left and had some food and drinks celebrating our accomplishment. The cost was only fifteen bucks as I remember.

 Well, I was a freshman in college living in a dorm at the time. I lived with my best friend from Chicago. He had not come to Peoria.  I told him all about my experience and I could tell he was slightly jealous.

A few days passed and I started to itch around my testicles.The itching got much worse and I did not know what was causing the problem. I was walking around scratching like crazy. My high school girlfriend was coming up to visit me that weekend. We checked into a motel and started to make love. i had finally talked her into going "All the way".

 I could not hump for thirty seconds without stopping to scratch. Finally, she said  "What is wrong with you? I said I did not know but that I had been itching continually for days. She was studying to be a lab technician at the time. She told me she wanted to take a look at the area around my scrotum. She pulled  a lamp down to take a good look. i pulled my legs apart so she could examine me. She looked hard then moved her fingers around my testicles and started to probe.

All of a sudden I saw her snatch up something small and moving with wings on it. She held it up between her fingers to show me She shrieked "You have crabs". I freaked out. Little wings spread. I had never heard of crabs. Then she got very angry telling me that someone can only get crabs from sexual intercourse and that I had cheated..

 I admitted that I had gone to this whorehouse in Peoria a few weeks before. I did not care about what she thought. I was scared to death thinking these crabs were really dangerous. I called the local hospital in the middle of the night and started blurting out my story and asked what to do. The Dr. said to go to the pharmacy and buy this lotion sold over the counter.that would kill the crabs but he also said I had to boil all my clothes, sheets, and just about everything else I owned.

I told my girlfriend to stay in the room until tho next day when she was supposed to drive home..

I immediately went back to the dorm and started to gather up all my sheets and underwear and put them in the washing machine. Only, I had to do it without attracting any attention especially from my very anal roommate.

 I spent two days going through every item I owned and two months afterward inspecting, checking and re-checking for any of those little monsters.  My Obsessive Compulsive Disorder went into overdrive.

What an experience that was. Several.years later I told my roommate the crabs story..
He started yelling and screaming as if he wanted to kill me.

Too bad Google was not around back then. I would have been much more relieved more quickly.

David's Place Blog Getting Read

Progress. This blog is starting to get read.  Search engines are finding me and page views are increasing   Thank you..