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I am sitting here alone because I am a compulsive gambler with no life. I cannot gamble anymore so I am lonely. My true love gambling wants me back and I want her but we cannot have each other. So, here I sit.
I have surrendered to my addiction and will not gamble today. I made my last bet January 9, 2009. Now, between delivering pizzas and a few other side jobs I can pay my bills. But I am so unhappy. I have owned big businesses in the past. I have had many romances with beautiful women. Now, I sit alone. I will go to my Gambler Anonymous meeting tonight. I have family who loves me but that does not do it for me. It's all about the action and I do not have it anymore. So, it sit up here in my fancy high rise apartment which is only a high class jail cell to me.
Wednesday, December 26, 2012
Saturday, December 22, 2012
Internet Dating Nightmare
Read my true but dated story of a scary internet dating nightmare. This happened.
http://www.booksie.com/romance/short_story/lucky/internet-fatal-attraction
Viagra Made Me A Sexual Superman
I am a 64 year old guy who still has a strong interest in safe, passionate, fulfilling sexual activity. There came a day a few years ago when I decided I needed help with erectile dysfunction. Little did I know that that little blue Viagra pill would restore my raging potency that I thought was gone forever.
From an anxiety ridden existence leaving me always wondering if I would be able to function normally in a sexual encounter I found that I not only returned to where I was many years ago but became even better at getting and maintaining an erection. The pill changed my life. I returned to the world of great sex. Viagra totally corrected the lack of libido and staying power I agonized over before I surrendered and got help.
Now, I feel that I will never again suffer the torment I was experiencing in not being able to perform at all or not being able to perform well.
For all you older guys out there you ought to give medication a try to cure your distress. You know if you are having problems.Things will not get better on their own. How bad is it to be unable to perform? Oyyyy !!
Check with your Dr. and see if you qualify for a prescription. Then, pop one of those little blue pills or whatever FDA approved enhancement drug you choose or are recommended and become the man you once were. Even if you have had performance anxiety problems that do not have to do with the effects of aging, the Viagra drug or any of the other approved erectile dysfunction drugs can get you back to where you want to be.
When it's time to make love then start to make love again with no apprehension or fear of failure.
I never thought there was a magic bullet that could restore that critical body function that had deteriorated. There is, at least for me and millions of other men according to the medical reports. Forget any stigma that is attached to needing help with your erection.
The only embarrassment you should feel is not doing something about your problem when the cure is so close by. Consider the way you will feel after you have once again performed as you, and she, want you to, Jump on the sexual enhancement bandwagon. You can even sneak taking the pill if you want to be anonymous about using it. Who cares? Not your partner. She will be satisfied and happy
Oh, what a relief.
Thursday, December 20, 2012
Pizza Delivery
I deliver pizzas in Chicago. There is more to the job then just showing up at someones door with the hot pie in your hand. The order has to be taken correctly over the phone by the dispatcher or the delivery person is screwed. Pity the poor delivery person who has an incorrect delivery ticket to deal with.
The name people give when giving credit card information give may not be the name on the bell but as long as the charge goes through they do not think about any delivery problems that might be created. They may innocently charge the delivery to a different name then the one listed on the bell. They may charge it to their wife, husband, boyfriend or girlfriend who is not listed on the bell. They never stop to think that the incorrect name will stump the delivery person
Also, the phone number of the recipient has to be correct. People have to give their give phone numbers and many times that number has to be called by the delivery person when outside the apartment because the name on the bell cannot be read. So, you call the phone number on the delivery ticket. Easy enough. Only the customer has their phone number in voice mail. Many customers do not think about these details.
So, many times, too many times, you find yourself standing outside of a house or apartment not knowing how to get in and complete the delivery even though you are at the right address. You are standing outside an apartment and you cannot read the name on the bell or get a call to the customer through. So, there you are with a pizza in your hand which is getting cold and you have no way to deliver it.
Also, you have to know your way around the delivery area which can be very tricky. Delivery areas can be many square miles. Certain streets only go one block, Others are in in remote areas. Even with a GPS it can be difficult to get pizzas delivered quickly because the GPS does not always give you the fastest way to get to the locations and they waste your valuable time.
The pizza delivery person survives on tips. There is a small delivery charge added to the delivery ticket and some people think that that delivery charge is sufficient as compensation for the delivery person. A delivery person cannot survive on delivery charges only. A tip of at least 10% and better yet 15% is fair. A tip of 20% and beyond is generous and a few of those can make a delivery persons night.
People just do not realize the difficulty in finding houses, walking up and down countless steps, going in and out of the car and rushing around frantically for nine or ten hours at a crack. Pasting a smile on your face when the weight of the world may be in your shoulders is critical. That customer staring at the delivery person cares nothing about the details of delivering. They care that their delivery is hot and the food made right and delivered by a friendly driver.
So, have heart for that pizza person. There is a lot more to it then you may have thought. That delivery person may have put a lot more energy into your delivery then you ever realized.
The name people give when giving credit card information give may not be the name on the bell but as long as the charge goes through they do not think about any delivery problems that might be created. They may innocently charge the delivery to a different name then the one listed on the bell. They may charge it to their wife, husband, boyfriend or girlfriend who is not listed on the bell. They never stop to think that the incorrect name will stump the delivery person
Also, the phone number of the recipient has to be correct. People have to give their give phone numbers and many times that number has to be called by the delivery person when outside the apartment because the name on the bell cannot be read. So, you call the phone number on the delivery ticket. Easy enough. Only the customer has their phone number in voice mail. Many customers do not think about these details.
So, many times, too many times, you find yourself standing outside of a house or apartment not knowing how to get in and complete the delivery even though you are at the right address. You are standing outside an apartment and you cannot read the name on the bell or get a call to the customer through. So, there you are with a pizza in your hand which is getting cold and you have no way to deliver it.
Also, you have to know your way around the delivery area which can be very tricky. Delivery areas can be many square miles. Certain streets only go one block, Others are in in remote areas. Even with a GPS it can be difficult to get pizzas delivered quickly because the GPS does not always give you the fastest way to get to the locations and they waste your valuable time.
The pizza delivery person survives on tips. There is a small delivery charge added to the delivery ticket and some people think that that delivery charge is sufficient as compensation for the delivery person. A delivery person cannot survive on delivery charges only. A tip of at least 10% and better yet 15% is fair. A tip of 20% and beyond is generous and a few of those can make a delivery persons night.
People just do not realize the difficulty in finding houses, walking up and down countless steps, going in and out of the car and rushing around frantically for nine or ten hours at a crack. Pasting a smile on your face when the weight of the world may be in your shoulders is critical. That customer staring at the delivery person cares nothing about the details of delivering. They care that their delivery is hot and the food made right and delivered by a friendly driver.
So, have heart for that pizza person. There is a lot more to it then you may have thought. That delivery person may have put a lot more energy into your delivery then you ever realized.
Wednesday, December 19, 2012
Depression
It is so powerful I cannot think straight. I sit here gazing into the T.V. I have done so much yet my life seems to mean so little. I can barely grind out a few words to summarize my feelings. I'll stop now.
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