LOCK DONALD J. TRUMP UP FOR BEING A CRIMINAL PRESIDENT

Donald J. Trump is the same spoiled, insensitive, selfish child that he has been his whole life.

Does this fool care about how many people may get sick or die from a rally he held in ruby red Tulsa, Oklahoma? An unnecessary rally only held to stroke his damaged ego.

No way. He showed no concern about encouraging the people who did show up to at least follow his own guidelines and wear face masks. The dumb schmuck got beat at his own con game. Trump got hustled.

He foolishly thought a million people were going to show up for his first 2020 campaign rally last Saturday night. Not!!

His ignorant campaign staff was outsmarted by the young, tech savvy crowd who wants to take him down. They locked up all the seats in the 18,000+ seat stadium but did not use the tickets.

One million people turned into a flimsy 6200 people. A brilliant move with many more moves to come to keep this lying bitch from getting re-elected. It looks like he is running out of suckers to buy into his con. Yes. He still has about 43% of the country brainwashed with his hustle. But, he has gigantic problems. He is down by between 8-17% points in the polls to Democratic presidential contender Joe Biden.  

You could say he is fucked and will be fucked again and again as his charade falls apart. Even the staunchest Trump supporter can watch television. Their favorite station Fox News has Trump down double digits to Biden.

The main objective I believe Trump has in his criminal mind is to stay out of jail after he becomes just another citizen.

He can pardon himself federally but cannot in New York State where Cy Vance has a hard on for Trump a mile long. There are tons of criminal allegations to bring him to court on.

As for ass kissing, Bill Barr, he should be fired and impeached He drank Trumps kool-aid and will choke on it like Mattis, Bolton, Kelly, etc.

Also, say good-bye to smiling, shit-face Mike Pence. Trump is bored with him and he is way to straight for the coming fireworks.

A hot looking woman is probably in the wings for Trump as VP and maybe fiancée,

What do you think?

Lock him up for being a criminal President.

He is scum.

Put him away for a long time. 

We will see how many times his puppets come to visit him?

WHY IS ATTORNEY GENERAL BILL BARR PRESIDENT TRUMP'S PERSONAL WHORE?

How did Attorney General Bill Barr, once a distinguished lawyer, decide to write a paper to Donald Trump essentially offering to become his exclusive whore?

A letter that said, that in Barr's opinion, a sitting president was basically immune from the law. That said that Barr felt the Commander-in-Chief was by and large above the law.

So, bogus Trump got Barr in as Attorney General in a heartbeat.

The Attorney General is supposed to work for all the people equally. He is the boss of the Justice Dept. .promising to uphold the laws of the land and make his best efforts in managing the Justice Dept.

Instead, he became Trumps personal whore masquerading as Attorney General. He has acted to defend, lie for, support, and  cover up Trumps many abuses and violations of the Presidency. 

He instantly started acting as Trumps personal attorney as soon as he became AG. instead of being the legitimate Attorney General of the United States which he was charged with.

Why?

Barr is so bogus and transparent in being the Presidents legal tool that it seems there is an abnormal relationship existing between the two. 

Did anyone ever check the history of Barr and Trump and try to figure out why Barr would prostitute himself for Trumps benefit? 

Who knows? Trump has a very checkered background. 

Maybe there is a tie between Barr and Trump?

Trump violated his oath of office as soon as his inauguration. He is a scum bag and a human piece of garbage. He is one of the lowest forms of life.in my opinion.

Trump has defrauded, been corrupt, gone bankrupt five or six times, stiffed vendors for tons of money, paid off porn stars, and has lied during his term over 14,000 times and counting.

 He is the worst nightmare as a U.S President I can imagine. 

Does he owe Barr or does Barr owe Trump something, somehow? 

It is worth checking!

A BULLY FIGHT AND THE BULLY TAKES A BEATING

There was a bully by the name of Gary. He was the good old fashioned type who tried to intimidate anyone who would show any weakness. I met him in grade school. He was about twelve years old as was I. One day he was pitching softball in gym class. He made a slow pitch game into his own fast pitch game and started throwing balls at everyone's heads who came up to bat.

He had a lot of kids scared to death. He threw punches to our stomachs and heads. I was sick to my stomach with fear and he didn't even have me as a primary target. No one hit back.

He was like a blond haired, skinny monster who kept getting scarier and scarier as the school year went on. The day of reckoning did  come for Gary. He decided to challenge a really tough kid who was not a total bully but a sometime bully who was a savage fighter.

Gary told everyone he was not afraid of Jerry and wanted to meet him at the park to have a fight. The day of the fight came and it seemed that about 200 kids showed up to watch. There was nothing much to see. Gary went at Jerry fists flying swinging out of control. Jerry just stood still, blocked a few punches and grabbed Gary by the throat. Jerry hit him in the nose sending Gary spinning and Gary was  beaten immediately. He backed up but he couldn't get away from the charging Jerry.

Jerry caught him and then put him in a headlock and hit him in the face with about eight brutally hard, perfectly placed uppercuts. Gary's face looked like it had gone through a meet grinder. His nose and mouth were bleeding heavily as Jerry finally let screaming Gary out of the headlock. 

Jerry stood there, having hardly gotten a workout smiling at Gary. He didn't even smile with cocky pride. Gary was to lame to even be counted as a worthwhile victory for Jerry.

The kids all walked away mumbling about how really tough Jerry was and mumbling I told you soh's about what a chickenshit piece of crap Gary really was. The question was why had anyone ever let Gary shove them around? The answer was obvious. Everyone was afraid to stand up to Gary.

DONALD J. TRUMP: THE ORANGE HEADED DEVIL. A NARCISSISTIC MENTALLY UNSTABLE LIAR

Donald J. Trump became President of the United States of America in 2016 because he is a great con man and sold the country snake oil by convincing enough people that he could lead the nation.

He fast talked a big base of mostly right wing, angry, disenchanted, gullible, and fed up voters into believing he was their champion and would stand up to establishment politicians and institutions.

Trump quickly realized that his colorful, rebellious, showman style and spiel mattered much more to his followers than truth or policy. The more outrageous, nonsensical, and ridiculous the wild claims he made were the more his supporters worshiped him.

Among his lies and baseless promises he made he said he would build a wall to stop illegal aliens from coming into the United States. He said Mexico would pay for the construction of that wall. 

He also said that he would create a new and better health care program to replace Obamacare. He promised to end wars, get nuclear disarmament with North Korea and guaranteed many other things he has not delivered on. 

He is a pathological liar.

He has blurted out scores of outrageous, imbecilic falsehoods each day he has been in office. His words are sucked up like chocolate sodas by his believers. Trump has told more than fourteen thousand lies since his inauguration.

That ignorant moron bullshits his base of voters over and over but they continue to mindlessly inhale his verbal pollution to the point that he has developed a cult like following.

He has been so incompetent, negligent, and destructive in abusing his unparalleled power that he is one of the few presidents in history to be impeached. He is unquestionably unfit to be our commander-and-chief.

As bad as his presidency has been, his egregious behavior fortunately never involved risking the health of the citizens. That recently changed.

A devastating, lethal sickness much worse than any other epidemic is ravaging our nation and most of the globe. It is called the coronavirus and was originally predicted to kill 100,000 to 250,000 Americans and sicken countless others.

It has killed over 100,000 already after Trump ignored early briefings about the virus and when he stupidly insisted that the virus would quickly disappear.

Trumps only claim to fame during his disastrous presidency was the economy and low unemployment. That is gone.

The economy is in a recession and unemployment is insanely high.

However, this virus spells disaster for Trump's re-election. If it spikes up again than the nation will suffer a lethal blow.

The proper response to avoid transmitting the virus or contracting it is for people to stay home and stay away from each other. 

We did that but Trumps refusal to accept science and the current riots cut the time off too soon to flatten the virus properly. 

So, it's now a crap shoot whether we are safe. We will see soon.

Hundreds of thousands of businesses are closed indefinitely. 

Unemployment numbers are skyrocketing at about forty million while the stock market fluctuates wildly. 

We are literally dying for factual information and guidance from our president about the virus, the economy, foreign policy and most importantly we hunger for leadership. 

Trump cannot be a leader because he is an ignoramus to many and even to conservative Ann Coulter who used to support him but abandoned him.

Yet, Trump rambles on continually making things worse by insulting anyone who criticizes or disagrees with him.

He is a thin skinned little baby with a nine year old spoiled brat mentality who unfortunately became an accidental, and fake president.

Instead of being concerned with what should be his highest priority, the safety of the citizens, this dope  is consumed with his real highest priority which is saving his own ass.

He  pitched a scientifically unproven cure for the virus. He was wrong.

Do you think that our president suddenly wanted to do his duty and protect the health and safety of the country? 

No way. 

Trump doesn't give a shit about anyone but himself.

He hustled the terrified, sick, and dying nation with the same words that he used to try and convince African Americans to vote for him in 2016.

"What do you have to lose?" he barked out to millions a while ago. He implored us to take doses of an unproven drug he pitched.

Maybe it will perform miracles he implied? Who knows? Try it.

Medical experts say that the side effects of this drug could hurt us badly or could kill us. That is what we have to lose by listening to Trump.

Our lives. Donald J. Trump, you are an ignorant, moronic, nauseating, reprehensible, vile, evil, treacherous, rotten fucking excuse for a human being. 

You are the devil.

This narcissists' words matter greatly to many.

Trump is on a mission. He needs you to get off your butts and start working again. He has prematurely opened the flood gates and encouraged people to go back to work even though the coronavirus still is expanding in many areas.

If Trump does not win re-election than his power, his money, and hopefully his freedom may be gone.

He is very likely to get indicted, prosecuted, and thrown in jail because of his criminal conduct in office. As president, he is almost untouchable. 

As a civilian there are countless people who would love to go after him locally and federally.

He deserves the enormous anger and hostility that he has rightfully earned

He has to be watched carefully now because he is cornered like a trapped rat.

But, unlike a rat who can fight Trump is a cowardly rat who must have others do his fighting. They will be gone when Trump is neutered.

I believe Donald J. Trump deserves to be in jail for life.

His ultimate fate may be uncomfortably resting his orange head on a steel bunk.

Wouldn't that be a shame?

PISSED AT STARBUCKS

There ought to be a law against people who go to a Starbucks bathroom, flush the toilet, turn on the hand blower, and then do not immediately open the door and leave.

It’s so rude to professional Starbucks pissers who are listening to the hand dryer thinking they will be able to relieve themselves when the blower goes silent.

Just the other day I stopped at my favorite Starbucks which is on my delivery route. I had a fierce urge to take a piss. My old bladder was bursting.

I entered and looked at the single bathroom door and there was no one waiting to go in. Relief, I felt happy for a second. Then, I turned the handle of the door and it was locked. “Shit,” I mumbled quietly.

I started swaying nervously waiting to hear the toilet flush. It did quickly, Then the hand blower started blasting away.

Ah. Thank goodness. Relief was a few seconds away. I then heard the blower turn off and I already had my hand on my zipper in anticipation of emptying my bloated bladder.

But, the door did not open. Another few moments went by and I was sweating and swaying  and getting crazy. I was just a little bit away from peeing in my pants. After all, I’m sixty nine years old. My bladder is no longer made of steel. Now, it seems to be made of tissue paper.

Another moment passed and I couldn’t take it. I snapped. I pounded hard on the door with both fists. Nothing happened. Then, I started kicking the door while still pounding away with my hands.

Nothing doing.

I started screaming “get out of there” “I gotta go bad.” Still, only a locked door. My bladder was at its limit. The piss was just about to burst out. It was personal now. This bastard inside was trying to torture me. I screamed “get the fuck out of there, asshole, I’m dying here."

The door finally opened and this little prick with a Chicago White Sox cap emerges, I felt brave knowing I was not going to get punched out by some nasty dude. As I roughly pushed past this little shit who was about four and a half feet tall and maybe eight years old I screamed at him. "Did you ever think someone was waiting to get in here?” He looked up at me as if he had never been abused before.

I emptied my tortured bladder, came out and started heading back to my van. Just as I was pulling open the Starbucks front door this huge, strong, heavily tattooed arm clamped around the back of my neck. This big muscle bound, scary looking guy growls “that’s my son, asshole” pointing down to the little prick who is now grinning widely at me. I say “umm, ah, I."

The bruiser, probably his father interrupts my stutter. He says “You have three words to say to  little Tommy. “Repeat them back asshole or say goodnight as he cocks his arm back and makes a fist." ”Say, I’m sorry Tommy”. I looked down at this little bitch who was now laughing hard. I looked at the brute before I humiliated myself. He was mad.

I’m sorry Tommy”. “Ok” little Tommy says. The tough guy looks at me as I opened the door walking away. ” “Go get your dick fixed shithead” he says. He waited for an answer. I only could come up with “thank you.”

What a pussy I am. My OCD made me replay the situation over and over for days. The conclusion was “I’m a pussy!!!