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WRITING A DOG TRUMP AND GAMBLERS ANONYMOUS

I have written a lot for a long time in my seventy one one plus years of existence. I have started novels, short stories, essays, autobiographies, screenplays. You name it. I have ground out a lot of words. Unfortunately, all my words have gone in the junk heap. I do not know that I have ever written anything good. I really don't know yet if I can really write. My stuff has never being published other than on my pathetic blog. I once owned a small business newspaper for which I wrote a weekly publishers opinion column, usually in the middle of the night some forty years ago. Now, I am seventy one, divorced, with a big, loving family that is in great shape.  Fortunately, I have been very lucky so that in my twilight years I have ended up with almost no responsibilities other than walking my girlfriends little dog. He is a five year old American Eski. I've fallen madly in love with him in the year he has been living with us in beautiful southern Florida. I never knew I could be s...

LOCK DONALD J. TRUMP UP FOR BEING A CRIMINAL PRESIDENT

Donald J. Trump is the same spoiled, insensitive, selfish child that he has been his whole life. Does this fool care about how many people may get sick or die from a rally he held in ruby red Tulsa, Oklahoma? An unnecessary rally only held to stroke his damaged ego. No way. He showed no concern about encouraging the people who did show up to at least follow his own guidelines and wear face masks.  The dumb schmuck got beat at his own con game. Trump got hustled. He foolishly thought a million people were going to show up for his first 2020 campaign rally last Saturday night. Not!! His ignorant campaign staff was outsmarted by the young, tech savvy crowd who wants to take him down. They locked up all the seats in the 18,000+ seat stadium but did not use the tickets. One million people turned into a flimsy 6200 people.  A brilliant move with many more moves to come to keep this lying bitch from getting re-elected.  It looks like he is running out of suckers to buy int...

WHY IS ATTORNEY GENERAL BILL BARR PRESIDENT TRUMP'S PERSONAL WHORE?

How did Attorney General Bill Barr, once a distinguished lawyer, decide to write a paper to Donald Trump essentially offering to become his exclusive whore? A letter that said, that in Barr's opinion, a sitting president was basically immune from the law. That said that Barr felt the Commander-in-Chief was by and large above the law. So, bogus Trump got Barr in as Attorney General in a heartbeat. The Attorney General is supposed to work for all the people equally. He is the boss of the Justice Dept. .promising to uphold the laws of the land and make his best efforts in managing the Justice Dept. Instead, he became Trumps personal whore masquerading as Attorney General. He has acted to defend, lie for, support, and  cover up Trumps many abuses and violations of the Presidency.  He instantly started acting as Trumps personal attorney as soon as he became AG. instead of being the legitimate Attorney General of the United States which he was charged with. Why? Barr is so bogus and...

A BULLY FIGHT AND THE BULLY TAKES A BEATING

There was a bully by the name of Gary. He was the good old fashioned type who tried to intimidate anyone who would show any weakness. I met him in grade school. He was about twelve years old as was I.  One day he was pitching softball in gym class. He made a slow pitch game into his own fast pitch game and started throwing balls at everyone's heads who came up to bat. He had a lot of kids scared to death. He threw punches to our stomachs and heads. I was sick to my stomach with fear and he didn't even have me as a primary target. No one hit back. He was like a blond haired, skinny monster who kept getting scarier and scarier as the school year went on.  The day of reckoning did  come for Gary. He decided to challenge a really tough kid who was not a total bully but a sometime bully who was a savage fighter. Gary told everyone he was not afraid of Jerry and wanted to meet him at the park to have a fight. The day of the fight came and it seemed that about 200 kids showed up...

DONALD J. TRUMP: THE ORANGE HEADED DEVIL. A NARCISSISTIC MENTALLY UNSTABLE LIAR

Donald J. Trump became President of the United States of America in 2016 because he is a great con man and sold the country snake oil by convincing enough people that he could lead the nation. He fast talked a big base of mostly right wing, angry, disenchanted, gullible, and fed up voters into believing he was their champion and would stand up to establishment politicians and institutions. Trump quickly realized that his colorful, rebellious, showman style and spiel mattered much more to his followers than truth or policy. The more outrageous, nonsensical, and ridiculous the wild claims he made were the more his supporters worshiped him. Among his lies and baseless promises he made he said he would build a wall to stop illegal aliens from coming into the United States. He said Mexico would pay for the construction of that wall.  He also said that he would create a new and better health care program to replace Obamacare. He promised to end wars, get nuclear disarmament with North Ko...

PISSED AT STARBUCKS

There ought to be a law against people who go to a Starbucks bathroom, flush the toilet, turn on the hand blower, and then do not immediately open the door and leave. It’s so rude to professional Starbucks pissers who are listening to the hand dryer thinking they will be able to relieve themselves when the blower goes silent. Just the other day I stopped at my favorite Starbucks which is on my delivery route. I had a fierce urge to take a piss. My old bladder was bursting. I entered and looked at the single bathroom door and there was no one waiting to go in. Relief, I felt happy for a second. Then, I turned the handle of the door and it was locked. “Shit,” I mumbled quietly. I started swaying nervously waiting to hear the toilet flush. It did quickly, Then the hand blower started blasting away. Ah. Thank goodness. Relief was a few seconds away. I then heard the blower turn off and I already had my hand on my zipper in anticipation of emptying my bloated bladder. But, the door did not ...

GIGOLO OFFERS FREE TIPS ON DATING SERVICES

As a 71 year old gigolo who has been very successful on the dating site match.com and other sites I will share with you a sure fire method of finding out if will be attractive to women who inhabit on those meat markets. It is still all about looks. Just like in high school boys. Brains and sensitivity and all other attributes are very critical In the rest of your life. But, not on dating sites. If you care about hooking up with hot ladies your face and body is the ticket to ride. Maybe it's been a while since you were in the romance game? You may think that it is different now in this advanced world than it was when you were just a young man. Yes. It is different in many ways.  But, no it is not different when it comes to your appeal. Looks still wins the babes whether you are 7 or 70. Oh, one exception. If you have a ton of money along with that can make a difference. With enough cash that you should splash in  when writing about yourself in your profile let those women know ...

SEXY HOOKER AND GANG BANGER CONNECT WITH TOUGH DETECTIVE

Gus rolled up to the curb of the first floor apartment at the dilapidated three story building in Chicago's west side ghetto. He immediately saw the problem. Down the dimly lit pathway by the front door were two screaming African American males. One was a young ganger for sure, probably a Crypt, considering the location.  His body was coiled with a closed fist and he was ready to attack the other guy who's old, tall, and skinny with a mustache and a gray scraggly beard. He looked like no match for this undoubtedly sky high raging bull.  Gus jumped out of his unmarked car and started running quickly toward the men as he screamed into his radio  "4212 S. Throop. Officer needs assistance."  He felt this was going to get violent. He barked at the men "Police. Stop." The younger guy looked at Gus and gave him the finger. The old guy was backing away, obviously terrified of the kid.    Gus was  a few feet from them with his badge swinging around hi...