Attacker Beaten By Big John

Big John, the doorman, was standing in front of his building on the Gold Coast, Chicago’s fanciest area located downtown. It was 2 am.  The streets were quiet except for the normal activity of cabs, people, music from bars, and loud conversation. Big John looked around one more time before he took a coffee break at the all night snack shop half a block away.

Suddenly, he heard a woman screaming. Not that laughing drunken kind of meaningless sound that his ears were accustomed to but that scary kind of serious shriek from a woman who was  getting abused or attacked. He looked down the street to the next building and saw a man grabbing a woman on the street and trying to pull her into some bushes. No one else was around.  Big John’s heart pounded but he never thought twice as he immediately ran towards the struggling man and woman. The attacker was a tall, muscular, dirty,  evil looking dude somewhere around thirty five years old.

The woman was good looking, wearing hot clothes and obviously not with this guy.  Big John ran over and got near both. The attacker was ripping at her body and trying to pull her not seeing Big John. She tore away as John screamed at the attacker arriving at the scene. Big John and the scumbag stared at each other as the lady ran.

Johns steely veteran eyes met the raging low life’s eyes. They were a foot away from each other. The low life pulled out a knife and screamed at Big John. “You son of a bitch." Get the fuck away from me” Johns answer was fast, He grabbed the guy’s arm which held the knife and twisted it around his back.The attacker squelled

He dropped the knife in pain. He was a weak piece of shit John thought. “Leave me alone man” he screamed at John” John’s next move was vicious. He saw the knife fall to the ground and then he delivered a ferocious kick to the groin of the attacker.

The man shriveled  falling onto the ground throwing his hands across his body for protection. Big John then delivered another kick with his big shoe catching the offender square in the nose making a crackling, sickening sound as blood spurted all over the mans ugly face. 

“Please man I was just playing with her” Don’t hurt me” “Sure you were” said Big John, who dragged the man off the sidewalk into the driveway.  Blood poured out of the scumbag’s nose. John could see a police cruiser coming down the street about 30 seconds away. Big John waved at it. Then, he took his last shot at the dirtball before the cops got there.

Big John knelt down and grabbed the mans bloody, busted up face and cocked his hard, big fist way back and smashed the asshole square in the nose as he writhed in pain on the ground. He felt only rage for men who preyed on women. He had a father who did the same to his mother until John was old enough to put a stop to it. He hated this bleeding, bellowing piece of shit lying on the ground. The mans nose was squashed and his whole face had blown up from the brutal blows inflicted.

Two cops arrived.” I’m the night doorman at the Savoy over there” offered John.”  “He was attacking a girl” “Looks like this bad boy ran into the wrong doorman” said one of the cops.” Thanks”, said Big John, who hardly was affected by the whole event other then being somewhat unhappy he could not pound the asshole a little longer. The cop said to his partner “Ok. Let’s call the ambulance and haul the trash away." “He needs some fixing before we can throw him in jail”.

“Looks like you did some fine public service. Nice job” “Thanks, said  Big John. “So, where is the woman”? “Gone” “she ran when I came” said John, pointed to the bleeding, beaten specimen lying on the ground. He was attacking this girl over there when I heard screaming. I got there before he could really get to her.

Ever see her before? said one of the cops. 

“No, said John”  ”she was just walking home or something. She was alone”.

“Maybe they’ll give you a raise” said one of the cops laughing”  “Public service” “Wish there were more like you” said one of the cops seriously  “Don’t need more money for doing this” said Big John.

Big John looked down at the busted up attacker still lying on the ground. He spit at the bitch who was just regaining his senses. The ambulance came. It was over. 

Viagra: Hard To Live Without

Viagra is my best sexual friend. I am a player who naturally thinks he can find true love through sexual prowess. But, I have learned that to get things going now, at 64, I need to use Viagra as my tool. My hammer. It's my best ally and it has done much for me. Many women have loved me sexually.

So, a little while ago I met this beautiful, 60 year old, very smart and sexy woman online.

We both flirted for a week in preparation  for the magical Friday night dinner date we made.. She got a massage, bought new jeans and I got a manicure and haircut and wore the same clothes I wore on online in my profile picture she liked so much.

We ended up in a frantic countdown to our meeting at this restaurant we agreed to dine at. We finally met in person . It was heaven. A dream. She looked better then her hot pictures and also immediately upon seeing me told me she said she loved every part of  the way I looked. My face, arms, chest all met her dreams of what she wanted in a man. Her whole look me mine. Magic had finally happened.

We looked at each other at the table we were seated at and she peered straight into  my eyes and told me how she wanted to kiss me and she knew I wanted to kiss her. I said yes,yes, yes..  She started kissing me immediately
even though public displays of affection were outside her comfort zone.  But, she went with the moment and kissed my lips. It was so perfect.

As the check arrived with us waiting to leave and longing to get our hands on each other I asked her where she wanted to go. She said" back to your house". "Is there anywhere else to go?"

I never dreamed she would say that. I figured dancing, drinking, or listening to music after dinner if we were even attracted was as far as it would go that first night.  Don't forget. We had never met. Only pictures. I never thought she would want to go right to bed. I was totally unprepared meaning I had no Viagra anywhere.to make me into a stud. I am a normal dud without one..                                         

We got back to my place and I turned on some music. We wrapped our arms around each other and laid on my bed in our clothes
 I was in trouble but we were so swept away I thought just hugging and kissing and talking would be enough.

 I realized quickly that she was ready to do it all sexually.  I couldn't whip out my limp cock and put on a show leaving her satiated and in uncontrollable lust. I had no blue pill to rely on. So, I was stuck.  I do need it and then I  function like a super stud. I never thought of buying a Viagra  that day.. I never considered that sex was on the agenda that night. I couldn't explain what the problem was either. She did not want to have her dream ruined.

So, I tried to cover up the lack of a hard on with high school type necking and  petting uttering sweet nothings in her ear as we petted and told each other that we were eternal soul mates. I kept my pants on so I did not give away my inability to perform  and acted like I didn't even want to have  intercourse so quickly.
I also did not know how critical I would come to believe it was to do the deed..

Meanwhile,  I think our lives would be have changed forever if we made great, mutually satisfying love. But, my true friend.....my cock, was just a jellyfish...not a tree trunk Finally, after a few hours she said she had to get home. it was wonderful, all the kissing and petting. But, it wasn't the steak she wanted.

I was fine anyway still thinking I was in golden shape with her and not even thinking about my cock mattered because of the intense intimacy we shared.

Maybe she would not have let me make love to her, maybe we could not have made love well with each other, maybe she would have bailed out the next day anyway, maybe...maybe...maybe. What a killer.

 I will never know what and I want to know. did I lose her because I didn't screw her. I feel like Bill Buckner, the infamous baseball player who let the ground ball slip through his legs losing the championship for his team and all the what ifs that have come afterward.

Meanwhile, next day she didn't text me back at 6.30 am when I  texted her telling her  I missed her. Then, I went back to sleep till 11am still comfortable about her. At 11, when I awoke, she had not gotten back to me and my mind started to race.  Something was wrong. She had been calling every few hours for a week.

Why? I thought. I called her and she said she was busy helping her son move and that she thinks she got carried away the night before. We should cool it after that week of frenzy but she couldn't talk until about 10 pm that night. An eternity. My stomach got sick and I could not eat or concentrate waiting to talk to her.

 What did I do wrong? Why was I getting blown off?
I called and talked to her that night. I never mentioned the Viagra theory because I had not figured out it that was the problem. I still don't know for sure.

She apologized for hurting me and said she had to go back to therapy because she had lost her mind before with other men like she had lost it with me in getting into a crazy state of mind about a new romance. She was still all shaken up she said. She told me how wonderful, terrific, and great I was but that we needed time apart. I knew I was done.

I asked how could the intensity and passion disappear overnight. She said a lot of nothing about how  fucked up she was. We got off the phone. I got sicker.

I thought about it. I suddenly realized what the whole problem might be. This classy lady come right back to my apartment and jumped on my bed. We necked and petted. It ultimately was not enough for her.She wanted it all. That could only mean she wanted furious lovemaking sending her to the moon. Then, things would have been different the next day I think.

I never thought of buying Viagra as a backup.  I had never met this woman before and even being a hard core veteran of romance and one night stands I never thought she would want to come right back to my condo. But, she had immediately said she wanted to go there after dinner.  She came into my condo, laid down right on my king sized bed in and  grabbed me and kissed me passionately.

She asked questions about my whole anatomy filled with compliments and about how my cock probably looked.  Normally; if my cock was hard I would have whipped it out, had her admire it by putting on a show for her, made sweet or wild love to her, her choice, and she would probably have been mine.
But, I had no big, hard cock for her, and worse, I didn't even know I needed one that night. I had never met her before and she caught me off guard.

I could have had a life with her because she was smart, classy, beautiful, and sensual and connected perfectly with me I thought. But, I believe she wanted the lover I am but never experienced.. I needed my little blue tool.
I wrote all of this in a letter to her a few days later  after I talked  to her but she gave a small written response addressing almost none of the points I mentioned here and only wishing me luck.

I blew it with the one I really wanted . The big fish got away. I am still hurting and am still sick even now. It was only a romance for one week and really only one night  but it still seems like it was a lifetime.

I know I won't be able to go back to her again. It was a carpe diem moment and I didn't show up. One bite of the golden apple is all one usually gets. I was given the apple and choked on it instead of devouring it..

Viagra has controlled my life and I forget to bring it. Of all the times in my life of seduction I blew the lottery But, I really had no idea I needed it that pill that night.

Oh well, you live by the cock and you can die by it too..

What a dick I am.

Dope

Interior-David's Apt.

David sits at his computer scanning the online dating site like a trained hunter. He sees this tall, seductive but funky looking woman of about 50 and looking very indifferent. Kinda smug. Posing like a hotter version of  Faye Dunaway in Bonnie and Clyde” but so very obviously intelligent and also tough looking.. Tall, .great looking body.  David talks to himself out loud “Is she hot or not”?

His 62 year old trained eyes coupled with years of dating experience do not tell him a story. She could be a good one but probably isn’t” She’s most likely not worth the time it would take trying to meet her, he decides. Then, he goes back to look at her again a few hours later and also reads her profile more carefully.. 

“Divorced, self employed, no kids living at home” her profile states. She seems so unaffected, uncaring about whether she gets any attention or not, as if she were forced onto the site.  David mumbles ok to himself. He decides it's worth an email to her after reconsideration.

Interior David's apt-at computer

David “Hi. Check my profile and pictures and see what you think. Maybe we could meet?

Sincerely
David”

Fade Out To Lucy's Apt

“This blows” Lucy tells Deborah , her friend who convinced her to pay and get on match.com, the online meat market.  “ I keep getting emails from babies and idiots “ This online dating is not where I want to be”. She points at her computer and shows Debbie a mountain of emails that have come from men all over who fired off their best lines her.

Lucy-”Look at this guy” she taunts and tells Debbie that they both  should go out for a drink and waste no more time.

Then, as an afterthought Lucy glances at her match.com inbox one more time and sees an email from a David. She checks his profile information.
Lucy-"hey Deb. listen to this"

Lucy -He's, “divorced, still working, no kids at home” lives nearby.
Lucy "I like his pictures. He's interesting"
.

Certainly not an appropriate fit among her cavalry of old boyfriends. She wonders, “can this grey haired somewhat weird looking but maybe slightly sexy guy make her wild libido explode. Like the first boyfriend she had after she left her nice Jewish,  but very boringhusband for.”  

It took Johnny Loren,  an ex- pro football player  to finally give her the animal, insatiable sexual fulfillment she had tried to bury with booze, parties, and many partners

There was a 25 year history of relationships with all kinds of black, Hispanic and every other kind of man who could chew gum and fuck at the same time.

But, all that was over and the pickings were slim. Hard living had wiped out most of her following except for the cadre of loyal friends, men and women who wanted her all the time in some way but who only served to amuse Lucy.

Lucy“ OK Deb,” I’m ready to go out but hang on? I’m gonna write this David guy back.
Lucy-“I have nothing happening tomorrow night and I am curious” she smirked.”

Lucy apt interior-at computer

Lucy “ David. Yes.Maybe we could meet for a drink. Tomorrow night would be good. Here is my number.

Lucy”

Fade To David's

Interior apt

David looks at his match.com emails and sees the Bonnie and Clyde person. It is Lucy who had written back with a phone number;.”

David dials the phone number.

“Hi Lucy. This is David, the guy from match. How are you?

Lucy-Fne. Just dancing around the place waiting for your email.. She was sarcastic..

David-“ Where would you like to meet tomorrow night for a drink’?

Lucy “how about the Ritz bar on Rush st?

David “Fine. I look just like my picture David says?

Lucy“Really? Wow” “That’s exciting” more sarcasm dripping from her.

Lucy- 7.30, OK?You do look like your pictures I hope"?

David “ I do and I’ll be there”

 Interior/Exterior of Bar

David sits outside bar not seeing Lucy. Finally, he goes inside and sits at the bar next to this very Slavic looking, tall and sexy woman with a great face and red hair.

Lucy“Are you David?’ “

David-“Yes” You’re Lucy.”

Lucy-“Uh, yeah, I have been sitting here”.

Lucy-“Are you always in such a daze? You've been sitting outside for 30 minutes"

David-”Not always”

David-“ I just didn’t know you were here already”.Didn't even see you.

Lucy-“Obviously” she retorts but with sweet amusement.

Interior at bar

Sizing each other up

David is swept away by the obvious beauty and salty personality of this new person. He tries to read Lucy but cannot.

Then, she smiles at him and says she would like to sit down in a small, intimate, booth in the back of this empty bar owned by her friend.

Interior of dark bar
 little table

She looked at this tall guy with black glasses and an athletic body and was very attracted. He had this face that she found uniquely beautiful. Her mind danced and skipped at a furious pace. He was no wild crazy stud but he did it for her immediately like no one she had ever met before. She could hardly contain herself as they sat together in the little booth. Being the worlds most impulsive woman she wanted to start kissing him right away.

Lucy “I want an Italian Beef sandwich.” "Will you take me?"

David-“Sure”

Interior-David's car
He makes a few wrong turns going to Al's Beef

Lucy-ever been out before?
David-Yeah
Lucy-Oh. Not difficult to find Als. You've made 3 wrong turns
David-"I can't concentrate. I'm too swept away with you"

Als Beef Stand Interior

David and Lucy exchange their first kiss with beef juice dripping from both their lips at the counter.  It was mutual magic. They stare at each other with hearts throbbing

 Lucy-“I have to go home for just a little while” It’s close by”

David-“Why”

Lucy “ I have to walk my dog”. 

David-“Ok”

Interior Davids Car

As we got back into my car Lucy went wild with passion. All she wanted to do was kiss  as we swerved along the most dangerous area of a Chicago expressway. It was a dream”

David-Where am I going”

Lucy-“ Turn there. No. not there. .There"

Lucy-Jesus. “No sense of direction for a guy”

Interior Car-Near Lucy's condo

David-“ what kind of dog do you have?

 Lucy-“A Doberman 

David- I’m freaked out totally”

Lucy.”You're sweating.. You look white as a ghost".

David-“I have had a terrible fear of dogs in general my whole life and particularly, Pit Bulls, Dobermans, German Shepard's They are dogs I would always cross the street to avoid".

 “Lucy-Well, get past it”

David’ No. I can't”

David“I am never going in your house. Ever,”

Lucy-“OK”

She just seemed to not hear me and kept trying kissing me as I made a few wrong turns getting to her house.

Lucy-“You can stay downstairs in your car while I walk him”

Lucy-“I”ll come back quick.

Lucy”Then we can keep kissing".I love your lips"

Lucy-"You kiss great:"

 Interior Davids Car-

Lucy_OK. I'll be right back"

David- “Ok" I'll be right here"

David" is determined to stay in the car.

Lucy “why don’t you just get out of the car and stand downstairs by the stoop and you can go for a walk with us.  Sitting in your car won’t do anything”

David “that’s fine I said, “I’ll stay right here.

Lucy started to get out of the car. I sat there feeling like a coward. I knew I would have to face the dog sometime because this was probably going to be a romance.

Interior of car-Lucy opening car door

David “wait Lucy”. “Does the Doberman bite?” “

Lucy-“Yes, I have had to pay off several people she bit already.”

David-“Well, will she be OK with me?”

Lucy”I don’t know” she answered in a brutally honest and unwavering style.”

Lucy-“, You pussy”Cmon’  Stay there.She motioned to follow her up to the stoop outside her apartment. Lucy-"Wait for us to come down"

David-“ OK.You got me”

David trips on the curb going toward Lucy's. house
David-sorry-I'm scared"

Lucy-Jesus, “I cant take my eyes off you for a minute can I?”.

David-“Not so smooth, am I?

Lucy-“Your lips are.”

For whatever thinking went through me I decided to defy a lifelong fear and throw caution to the wind. I followed Lucy all the way upstairs into her dark house instead of staying downstairs. I was certain would get mauled by this Doberman  anyway so I figured a head on meeting was the right move.

I was scared beyond words. So scared that the fear left me frozen in large part as I stood in the house waiting for the dog to sink its teeth into me and tear me apart. It did not happen.  The dog only sniffed me. We went downstairs and walked the dog.

Exterior of street walking dog

Lucy-“Sweetie is hi name”

David-"Sweetie is a beautiful dog".

I avoided  bumping into or getting too near Sweetie as we walked

I made it through the walk unscathed. Terrified.though.

Interior-Lucy's apt.

Lucy-“Be good Sweetie. Mommy will be back later.

Lucy's hallway-Walking downstairs back to my car

I breathe a sigh of relief feeling very brave.

David-“I did it. I faced my greatest fear”

Lucy-“Congratulation”  Now,give me back your lips”
David "Can we talk about my bravery?"
Lucy-"your very brave overcoming your fear.  Now give me your lips"

We talked and kissed for hours till our lips were raw.
 Lucy-"I can"t wait to see you again"
David-"Oh. Does that ever make me happy" I'm so excited"
Lucy-"Can you find your way home"?
David" So funny"

David drives home exhilarated

David interior Apt

Phone rings immediately

Lucy-” Hi. It’s Lucy. Want to go to this fund raiser I’m going to tomorrow night?

David-“Yeah”
Lucy-OK. Pick me up at 7.30 will you?
David " Sure"

Interior of Hotel Room

Lucy talks to  someone,and many others

Lucy-“Ya know Dick, that article you wrote was just great. But I don’t see how the U.S government will pull that off “

The conversation with Lucy and her acquaintances who I thought were hitting on her went on and on. Finally. although I was so new and just a guest at this fancy dinner  I got aggravated anyway
I could not stand being ignored by her for so long while she spoke to one person after another.

Seated at table

David “this is so rude. I cannot understand why you are ignoring me?

Lucy-“ You what?

Lucy-“What are you, a baby ?”

Lucy-“You need constant attention?”

Lucy “”Stop whining”? I am doing business.”
David “I am pissed”. “You are being rude to me”

Lucy looked both angry and amused at my temerity. We had our first disagreement but it didn’t last.

Lucy-“You’re a little boy she smiled as we left”

Lucy-“I’ll buy you some toys”
 David-Can we go?"
Lucy-"I've got to be up early tomorrow.Go get the car"

Interior-david's car
Lucy-"I love your lips David
David-"I love yours

Kissing passionately in front of Lucy'apt

David-Hi Lucy. want to come over to my apt tomorrow night?"
Lucy-"Absolutely"
David-"Ok. I'll pick you up at seven.'
Well go to dinner and go back to my place"
Lucy-"Forget the dinner" "Just pick me up at seven and don't get lost".

Interior-Davids Apartment

 She came to my apartment. I started to show her pictures of my three kids, the wallpaper, the view and she just didn’t care. She kissed me again and again. She was indifferent to the rest of my life.. She literally threw me onto my king sized bed. I looked up at her irresistible body and face as she stood there ready to devour me. We made wild love that day and stayed in bed  with breathers only for food and wine,  It was the lovemaking I had dreamed of my whole life but never thought people did it except in the movies or in books. We made love for 5 hours.

Interior Davids Car

Driving Lucy home

Long kiss goodbye.

Lucy-"call me when you get back home"

David" I will"I will"

David Interior Apt

Phone rings as he is about to call Lucy. It's her

Lucy: "Do you want to go to dinner Sat night?"

David-Sure?

Lucy-“You can meet some of my friends. There’s a whole bunch going out to Jim's Tap on Clark St."
 David-“I’m in”

Fade to car on way to restaurant

David- "Where is this place" (as they ride around?

Lucy-“I think it’s up a few blocks ahead.

Lucy-turn left there she points

David “OK”

Lucy-“you just turned right”

David-“I thought you said turn right”

Lucy  “Oh. I remember” You get confused when you're driving:”

Lucy “There it is.”

Jim's restaurant sign flashes”

Lucy “Why don’t you drop me off and find a place to park

David drives around trying to find a parking space.  He hits the curve hard.

Interior Jim's restaurant

Lucy makes introductions of her friends to David. She hits the bar and has a few drinks. She starts talking slurry. She seems to be getting hi quickly.

Lucy-David, this is my friend Laura”

Laura- “So David, where did you graduate college?”

David-I didn’t finish college

Laura- Oh, What do you do?

David-“I’m unemployed.”

Laura-Looking strangely at David. Lucy peering in. Well, I thought if you were with Lucy you…. David cuts her off

David-“Do you need a job to date Lucy?”

David“I’m getting on the job training.”

Lucy intervenes

Lucy-“He’s not the brightest bulb Laura, but he’s great in bed.”

“Must be” snorts Laura

David-How about you in bed Laura/ Any good"?
Laura-"ver good David'. Nice meeting you"
Laura glances at Lucy.

Interior Davids Car with Lucy

Lucy explodes.

Lucy-“Nice”.

David-Nice?

Lucy-Did you have to act like an asshole?

David-Asshole”?

Lucy-Yeah. “Why would you insult my friend like that?

David- Sorry"“I’m an idiot trying to cover up insecurities.”

 Interior Davids Car

Lucy  tipsy and slurring words

Lucy-“I don’t think you and I are going to work.”

David- “Not if you can’t stop drinking we won’t.”

Lucy-“That has nothing to do with you being rude to my friends’

David-“I wasn’t”

Lucy-“how about Laura”?
David-"sorry"

David-"Lets just go to my place"

Lucy-“Take me home.” You're nasty”

David-“Stop it.”

Lucy-“Fuck you”

David-“Ok I’m taking you home.”

Lucy-“Try not to get lost. You do drive like a dope”.”

David “I drive fine.”

David gets lost quickly again

Lucy-“You were supposed to turn there.”

David-“How would you know?”

Lucy-“I’m drunk but not unconscious”

Lucy"“Maybe you could get a package deal-2 for 1

Lucy-“Driving school and a school for social graces.”

Exterior

In front of Lucy’s house in car

Lucy starts to jump out quickly.

David-“should I help you up the stairs”?

Lucy-“Don’t bother. You’d only get lost getting back to your car.”

Lucy-“Were done.”

Reunited after a day apart by phone call from David.

On the phone with Lucy
David-"I'm sorry about what happened with your friend Laura"
Lucy-"It's ok. Just forget it"
Lucy-"Just try to act polite"
david-"I will"

Lucy then asked me if I wanted to go to this guy Paul Scott’s summer house over the weekend. She promised he had a big, beautiful house on the beach in Indiana and there would be a bunch of other people who would all go there and have a good time eating, drinking, and relaxing. The plan was that I would drive to Lucy's house and park my car. We would meet her sister Linda at Lucy's house at 11.30 am on  Friday and we would take a nice leisurely drive of about an hour and a half to go to Paul’s house.  I was excited. Lucy promised a nice easy trip. No hassles,  

Lucy-We'll have a lfun weekend.  It was truly the nightmare weekend from hell weekend..

 Lucys apt
Lucy- “you were supposed to be here at 11.30”

David-  I had to park way far away“So. Its only 12 o clock."Big deal"

 Lucy-You don't do what you say. "
David- "Is 30 minutes with nothing to do a disaster?

Lucy-“Yes”

David-“I’m sorry”

Lucy-“Gee, sorry again” sorry sorry "

Lucy- “what is there that you ever do that you’re not sorry about?”

We all get in the car. I offer to drive but Lucy decides she will drive because I do not drive well enough to suit her. I get into the back seat and her sister Linda, one of of America’s miserable people, sits in the front. I might as well have been a prisoner who had raped a child in the company of two sadistic guards who hated me and could barely stand to have me in the car. Their anger and contempt toward me was so intense.

They talked and talked to each other only. The closest Lucy got to talking to me or even paying attention to me was glancing in her rear view mirror once every twenty five minutes to see if I hopefully had fallen out of the car.

Linda, who hardly knew me, was in her evil heaven with me in solitary confinement. She quietly delighted that I was being totally ignored by Lucy and easily took the queue. The two sisters chatted about everything you could imagine as we drove along the hwy. I tried to be part of the conversation many times. No. No one cared bout anything I had to say at all. I couldn’t believe that my treatment could be so rotten. Lucy and I were falling apart in chunks and these was just a few days  after we had talked of moving in together, get married, and stay in bed forever needing no one else in the world.

Now, I had been reduced to an unwanted passenger in route to a weekend of fun which Lucy seemed not even want me to be part of.

Riding-Interior of Car

Lucy-"There’s this real good lunch place called Gigios that Paul told me us to eat at."

Linda-Fine.

Lucy-“they have great seafood”

David-“I know of this fifties type diner that is great” It’s called Penny's.

Lucy-“we already know where we're going”

 Lucy"didn’t you hear what I just said?”

David- (Pissed) I want to go to Pennys”

" It will be my highlight of this fine ride"

Lucy-“lets go there Linda. He’s a baby but maybe the place is ok and he'll shut up”

Linda-"Fine. We find Penny's diner

 Lucy-“David, we’ll get out in front and you park the car”

David ” Nice of you to give me something to do.

Lucy- “see if you can avoid hitting another car. Also, see if you can get back to this crappy little joint without getting lost. I don’t want to have to go find you.”

David-“the place is only across from the parking lot

 Lucy-“that’s far enough to confuse you”

Interior Penny's Diner

The three of us sitting at a table

Waitress-“what will you guys have?”

Everyone orders but I start to chat up the waitress thinking being cute will get me some redemption from the mental abuse being inflicted by Lucy’s silence and mean sarcasm. I showed the waitress a little hand sanitizer that I had been selling many of. I sell advertising specialties

David- to waitress-“stick out your hand’

She does and I squirt the sanitizer spray into the waitress’s hands. Lucy rolls her eyes as her sister just looks  showing a disgusted  expression.

Waitress-“that’s really cute”

David-“show it to your boss. My number is on it” They are real hot"

Waitress “ok”

waitress walks away to other customers

Lucy-Did you have to do that? “You know how uncomfortable you  made me feel when you tried to sell your stupid trinkets around me.” Why are you so dopey”?

David-“I hustle trinkets good- it's my living"

Lucy-“Really good living. That’s why you said you have no money and no job”

David-“I’m trying”

Lucy- “like you tried to pick us up at 11.30 and showed up at 12. or try to talk to my friends or try to drive right”. Now, you're embarrassing me by hustling your crap"

David- “So, whats the big deal?”

Lucy-“The big deal was that you ruined this whole weekend already”

David- “over being late half an hour”?

Lucy-it’s cumulative. “You are really fucked up

Lucy ” Seems your dick is your only asset”

David-“wow”

Lucy-“Lets go or do you want to try to sell something to another store as long as were here

David-“Funny”

Lucy to Linda- “It’s sad”
David "Sorry"

We pull up to Paul's beautiful summer home. I am still getting ignored as I walk around this massive house and check it out. Lucy announces she will be going to the beach with her sister

I say “I think I’ll just stay in and watch TV”

Lucy –“that is a great idea”. Why don’t you  just take a nap until tomorrow morning?

I decide to follow Lucy and Linda down to the beach about a half hour later.

 David Interior-TV room
David to stranger in room" I’m feeling like I need strong medication for post traumatic stress disorder".

Exterior-Beach

We all sat on beach chairs together. Naturally, no one is talking to me. The sisters just chat away as if I was not there. I start to get bored after about an hour on the beach.

 I get up and get ready to go back to the summer house.

David- “I'm going in”

Lucy-“Can you find your way there she spits back, tuned into her automatic sarcasm mode”

David- “No. I don’t think so. Want come back with me? Maybe we can get a quickie in before anyone even notices”

Lucy- "Funny. Why don’t you go in the bathroom and beat off.

I go back to the house and watch TV again alone

Dinner
Interior Pauls house-at table

David- to all at table-". "Lucy is mad at me."

David-"For what?" Because I was half an hour late picking up her and her Linda up? And a few other mistakes I made that she is unhappy about"
Lucy-"Too bad"

We all have  dinner made by Paul Scott and his wife.

We sit around and then the whole group gets tired at about 11 pm.

Lucy and I have a cute room with individual beds downstairs by the kitchen.

Interior- Guest bedroom

I sneakily swallow down a big Viagra as we get ready for bed. I feel the great big hard on arriving as I lay down in Lucy's bed. I figure redemption is still possible. Also, despite everything Lucy is the hottest, sexiest woman on earth. I figure I will sweep her away with passion like usual and then she will sweeten up. I crawl into her bed and push my rod against her rear end as I wrap my arms around her and pull her towards me.

Lucy- “Not here she shrieks”

David-“Why not, No one is around”

Lucy-“They’ll hear Just go to sleep. I m not in the mood anyway”

David-“Why not? You always are. I think to myself that this is really going to be a grim, miserable situation weekend"”.

Lucy-“I’m tired”.

I go into my own bed and hope that tomorrow will be better.

David-“This problem with us is only about me being late picking you up?”

Lucy-“No”. “It’s about my poor choices in men And your general style . Goodnight”.
David-"it's  only been 3 weeks since we met
Lucy-"With you, that's plenty"

We both lay in our separate beds. First I quietly wack off  so she  won't hear me. After all, I have this big Viagra dick with no Lucy to use it on. I get away with it without her hearing.

Exterior kitchen

At about 3am I wake up. I’m starving and I am naked also. I walk over to the kitchen and open the refrigerator door. I look at a great selection of cookies and deli meats. Perfect. I am finally happy but only for a second. Next to me at the refrigerator  Lucy appears.

Lucy-“What re you doing?”

David-“Getting something to eat”

Lucy-“You’re naked and standing at a strangers refrigerator in the middle of the night" she says incredulously

David”Yeah, I say," not thinking very much of it.

Lucy-“people don’t do that” "Who cares?"

David-“I do”

Lucy—“your obviously not people I am realizing that quickly”.

David-“I’m hungry I say grabbing at some salami.” Sorry.

Lucy-“Get your hands off that food and go back to bed you idiot. She is raging mad. We are nose to nose standing at that refrigerator.”

She is not joking in her anger at me. I am still hungry not thinking that anyone would care about me eating some food while the whole house is upstairs and asleep. Being naked never occurred to me.

Lucy “Get back in bed she snaps and glares at me like I was a housebroken dog who had just shit on the floor.

I go back to bed.

Ride Back to Chicago next day

Interior car

David-“Lucy, can we just forget about the Paul Scott disaster?”

Linda-“Why should she forget about you standing in front of the refrigerator naked? What an embarrassment”

David-“That’s what you really think Lucy?

Lucy-What should she think?

David-You can think about minding

your own business Linda. “It’s me and Lucy with the problem and it’s none of your business”

Lucy-“It’s my sister therefore it’s my business”

Lucy-“David, none of your pouting, petulance, or being the victim or anything else is going to change anything. We are obviously through”.

David-“Fine”

Exterior-Around Lucy's crowded streets near her house
 David's car is lost

David-“I can’t remember where my car is parked

Lucy- Gee. What a surprise? Why don’t you just jump out here and start walking around and around? "You'll find it".

David-“Funny”.

Cruising around until David’s car is found.

David-Leaving car-getting in his own car

David-“Do you want me to call you later?”

Lucy-“Never”
David "that's what I thought"

Lucy drives away

David- interior car
Gets home-interior apt.

David-Dialing Lucy- depressed and beaten

David-“Hi”

Lucy "What?

David-“Can we talk?

Lucy-“No.Give up. we're done" ?”

David-“I’ll never give up”

David-“Can I come over?

Lucy-No, David. Can’t you hear me? No wonder you said always got your way. You just don’t take no. I’d like to yell at your mother”.

David- “You wouldn’t be talking this much if you weren’t feeling a little something for me”.

Lucy-"not true"

Lucy-OK. come over for a few minutes"

David breathes easier. Lucy is relenting

Interior Lucy's apt.

 “I’m working on a writing project”. “I'm leaving tomorrow for 2 weeks.

David-“Oh No”

David “You didn’t tell me”
Lucy-"I did"

Lucy-You don’t pay attention to much of anything I've noticed”

David-I'll drive you to the airport
Lucy-"You'll get lost"
David "I won't" don't worry"
Lucy-"Be here at 8 am"
David-"Absolutely"


Exterior airport-Sweet to David driving there

Lucy-"I am very hard on people I really like"
Its not all you"

Lucy-Kisses David passionately

Lucy -See you in a while.
Lucy" I'll miss you dopey"

David-"Beaming with joy"
 I'll be waiting for you"
 David  "We good?
Lucy-"We're good"

Gossip King

Reese Witherspoon paid a $100.00 fine for her disorderly conduct arrest. She thought that screaming to police "Do you know my name? would get her out of trouble. Sweet Reese seems not so sweet after all. Drinking is a monster for anyone who cannot control it. It destroys everything in it's path. Poor Reese and all alcoholics. I know about it from personal experience.

Chaz Bono, that fat boy son of Cher  lost 60 lbs but is supposedly still unhappy with his obesity.. He is a 44 year old stuffed pig of a transgender. He is especially concerned with his chubby face.

Willie Nelson was supposedly held at gunpoint by his second wife, Shirley Collie, because of his cheating. Bad country music guys are also Garth Brooks, Tim McGraw, .Kenny Chesney, and Craig Schelske. Shame shame.

How about ugly Lyle Lovett cheating on Julie Roberts when they were married. Kelly Willis and Lyle were caught red handed leaving a hotel in Austin, Texas.

Catherine Zeta-Jones was re-admitted to a crazy ward because of being a possible suicide risk. Drinking and drugs are her deal. She likes Grey Goose and other Vodka. She only has two kids. Why stop?

Hillary Clinton is going to do a tell all memoir. She already has a $14 million dollar advance on the book. Hillary is looking for revenge big time according to my sources for all the misdeeds she has been tortured with..

Martha Stewart is on match.com looking for a man to "go to bed with and wake up in the morning with". I think that for her to be so open is very honest and courageous. I do not think it is a publicity stunt. Good job Martha. You are a class act.

Later

David

Amazon vs. eBay for DVD

I just tried to buy a DVD from Amazon. I have an account there but could not fill out the application for an Amazon charge account. I was going to spend about $30.00 or more.

So, I went  to eBay and found the same DVD.  It took less then 90 seconds and I was all done with the purchase. I still relish being a dinosaur. I don't want to know all the crap on computers. I just want to get what I want without a hassle.