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Boy Toy Goes Lymph-Viagra Fails

Here I am at Dunkin Donuts blogging about my crazed, sad life. You see, just a few days ago l was living the life of luxury one would expect from a boy toy. I was with my older but glamorous sugar mama eating dinner at the fanciest restaurants, getting pedicures, going to plays. The whole nine yards. In return, I spent my time with her, in large part, enjoying our bodies locked together in the same  passion and bliss we have seemingly had forever. Then, it was time to take her back to airport so she could get back to her real other life. I am merely filler as much as she says she loves me which she has proven over and over. However, not enough to throw in the towel on the high life and become a slave to my neediness and neurosis. It was just a few weeks ago that I went off to Arizona with my mamas blessing to pursue an old relationship. Things were all set for me to find a 24/7 mama who I had had a relationship with years before. When the moment ...

Old Love Junkie

 There we were. Two 63 year old adults wrestling around on her sofa like high school kids. Me, trying for weeks to get in her pants. She, holding me off continuously insisting that necking and petting was all we would ever do. But, boy it was hot. Hot kisses, hot touching all over. So hot that she agreed to go in the other room and change into something flimsier and easier for me to get at.  I still all my clothes on as she left the room. The Viagra I had taken earlier, just in case, had completely kicked in and I had a big, hard rod that a 16 year old would envy. She and I had been toying around for 6 weeks with hot kisses but with clothes on.  I decided that I would go all in as I sat waiting for her to return. So, I quickly whipped off my clothes except for my underwear. She came back to see me lying on the sofa with socks and a pair of black underwear which was struggling to hold in my giant dick. He...

Rich Incognito for Chicago Bears Coach

What are the Score's listener ratings since the Chicago Bears tragic loss to Green Bay on Sunday? I would like to know the answer. So, Score, with all your savage, vicious, taunting of coach Marc Trestman, Jay Cutler and the entire Bears organization wouldn't you rather the Bears kept losing so your ratings can stay high?. Every Bear loss is more advertising dollars in the pockets of the Score pigs.  The two tomato cans who are the most full of shit are Doug Buffone. Yeah, you Dougie and you   O'Bradobitch. Isn't it nice to get your old nasty rocks off screaming and yelling in idiotic tantrums after each Bear loss. Meanwhile, you bust outs both have shit for brains in the business world, and you would have nothing at all to do if the Bears started winning. You need to be on the attack or who would. listen to a couple of broken down loudmouths ?    I   heard only soft, non-confrontational quest...

Romance, Love Junkies, and Prostate Exams

I'm sitting at Starbucks in Chicago's Pipers Alley. This is my favorite Starbucks in the area. I drive a private taxi for  #Lyft. Every driver needs several coffee breaks  I do not order coffee anymore though. I now order black, unsweetened, lemonade iced tea. I used to drink coffee but the tea seems to be way better for my fragile prostate gland and kidneys. I am supposed to be very happy today. I had a major romantic break through with someone I'm nuts about. She finally let me into her heart this weekend. No, not all the way but a lot of progress was made. For a love junkie like myself the feeling I have after our last date a few days ago is what I live for.  She had shot me down again and again for about a month but she never shot me dead. Each rejection would only reinforce my determination to win her over. She kept seeing me but continually insisting she was not going to go for me. Well, play the bugle ...

Quinn vs Rauner: Good and Bad

I like Illinois Governor Pat Quinn. I think he is a kind, devoted, loyal, public servant who does his best at his job everyday. I do not think he is sleazy, corrupt, bogus, and vicious as most of his contemporaries are. If one follows their heart they will re-elect Quinn. I do not like and will not vote for Bruce Rauner. I  think he stinks of having a ton of tainted money, being elitist,  and having no heart and soul .He is clearly in the race for the power and prestige of holding the governors office. Let's not give it to him. After all, he is just trying to buy it. Quinn has walked the walk. Rauner has never been a public servant. I do not think he knows how to act in the interests of anyone who is not rich, powerful, and successful. If he wants to really offer public service he should volunteer to help the poor and underprivileged, get a job teaching or mentoring budding entrepreneurs. Something to satisfy his supposed craving for us lowly citizens....

Laz Parking Rapes the City of Chicago daily

Laz Parking made a deal with an ignorant, desperately cash strapped Mayor Daley several years ago which was one of the worst deals ever made on the planet. He sold the parking meter rights to Laz  which has made a fortune that keeps appreciating each day while the city of Chicago goes broke. Who are the investors in Laz Parking? Why can't Mayor Emanuel get out of that atrocious deal that rips the city off daily for a bundle of critical cash? We never hear about Laz. Why not? We get financially raped each day by Laz and no one says a word about those robbers. What about Laz Mr.Rauner, Gov.Quinn, Mayor Emanuel? Can any of you guys why we stay stuck in perpetuity with a deal that seems worth breaching despite the consequences. There are powerful people who own the equity in Laz parking. Let's hear about the Laz rip off

Trestman: Smash A Tomato Can In The Mouth

I would like to see Chicago Bears coach Marc Trestman smash a chair over one of his pathetic players heads. Or punch a SCORE radio commentator in the mouth. That is what people want and love to see and read about. Remember big bully Mike Ditka? The hottest mess of any coach when the Bears were losing. He would angrily flip out just like people want Trestman to do. That sure helped didn't it? Ditka got fired and his Bears got worse. But, the  "tomato can" fans loved him. Still do. Why? Because macho morons always keep things exciting. Action is what people want. Sex drugs, and rock n roll does it every time. So does sensationalism Who cares about intelligent, responsible behavior. That does not sell advertising or attract listeners. Craziness sells and don't think all the announcers and reporters don't know it. It pays their salaries. Some people understand  that concept. Many others don't. So, people and mad dogs out there who are gettin...