DAVID'S PLACE:

Viagra is my best sexual friend. I am a player who naturally thinks he can find true love through sexual prowess. But, I have learned that to get things going now, at 64, I need to use Viagra as my tool. My hammer. It's my best ally and it has done much for me. Many women have loved me sexually. So, a little while ago I met this beautiful, 60 year old, very smart and sexy woman online. We both flirted for a week in preparation  for the magical Friday night dinner date we made.. She got a massage, bought new jeans and I got a manicure and haircut and wore the same clothes I wore on online in my profile picture she liked so much. We ended up in a frantic countdown to our meeting at this restaurant we agreed to dine at. We finally met in person . It was heaven. A dream. She looked better then her hot pictures and also immediately upon seeing me told me she said she loved every part of  the way I looked. My face, arms, chest all met her dreams of what she wanted in a man. He...

Reese Witherspoon paid a $100.00 fine for her disorderly conduct arrest. She thought that screaming to police "Do you know my name? would get her out of trouble. Sweet Reese seems not so sweet after all. Drinking is a monster for anyone who cannot control it. It destroys everything in it's path. Poor Reese and all alcoholics. I know about it from personal experience. Chaz Bono, that fat boy son of Cher  lost 60 lbs but is supposedly still unhappy with his obesity.. He is a 44 year old stuffed pig of a transgender. He is especially concerned with his chubby face. Willie Nelson was supposedly held at gunpoint by his second wife, Shirley Collie, because of his cheating. Bad country music guys are also Garth Brooks, Tim McGraw, .Kenny Chesney, and Craig Schelske. Shame shame. How about ugly Lyle Lovett cheating on Julie Roberts when they were married. Kelly Willis and Lyle were caught red handed leaving a hotel in Austin, Texas. Catherine Zeta-Jones was re-admitted to a cr...

I had this girlfriend who was prominent and gave a lot of speeches. She got free hotels many times. One time she got this suite in a Chicago hotel. She gave me the key and told me to just lay around, order room service and have fun until she was done speaking. Then she would meet me up there for the sex with each other we were living for at the time. I roamed around this gigantic double suite penthouse. I walked through some doors and was very impressed with the amenities. Suddenly. I had the urge to have a bowel movement. I opened the closest bathroom door and sat down for what I thought would be a very relaxing experience. Suddenly, I heard the outside door open to the room I was in. I heard people’s voices. I had thought I was in our main suite but I had wandered into an adjoining suite without knowing it. I was sitting on the toilet and too far away from the door to the bathroom to get up and close it. A second later a man and a woman were standing in front of the open bat...