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David's Place: Pissed At A Starbucks Toilet : There ought to be a law against people who go to a Starbucks bathroom, flush the toilet, turn on the hand blower, and then do not immediatel...

  Someone please do something about a scam phone operation called U.S.Pharmaceutical. They keep calling and calling all day long acting as if their orthopedic garbage promotional call had been requested.  The area codes from their seemingly unlimited phone lines all start with (718) and show New York as the location that the calls are coming from. Wake up New York officials or any other authorities who are aware of this abusive phone scam. No threats or demands requesting to be put on the do not call lists are honored. These animals are locked into to their phones obliviously making unlimited calls all day long. They are a bunch of subhumans who relentlessly dial away all day long torturing defenseless .people.  I would love to track down where their call centers are and yank away their phones. Then, I would like to find their own numbers and keep calling these creeps around the clock. Finally, I would like to find a way to legally destroy their businesses ...

Somebody please

There ought to be a law against people who go to a Starbucks bathroom, flush the toilet, turn on the hand blower, and then do not immediately open the door and leave.  It's so rude to professional Starbucks pissers who are listening to the hand dryer thinking they will be able to relieve themselves when the blower goes silent.  Just the other day I stopped at my favorite Starbucks which is on my delivery route. I had a fierce urge to take a piss. My old bladder was bursting.  I entered and looked at the single bathroom door and there was no one waiting to go in. Relief, I felt happy for a second. Then, I turned the handle of the door and it was locked. "Shit," I mumbled quietly.  I started swaying nervously waiting to hear the toilet flush. It did quickly, Then the hand blower started blasting away.  Ah. Thank goodness. Relief was a few seconds away. I then heard the blower turn off and I already had my hand on my zipper in anticipation of emptying my b...

  I woke up this morning in terror about my life. Broke and three days from being homeless thanks to my fucking girlfriend - ex-girlfriend. She gave me the boot just because my old dick won't go up all the time. Ok. Most of the time . Fine. Almost never. I get it. My dick is really a problem. But, its only been bad for 7 or 8 years.  No big deal I tell her. "That's right" she says. "Your dick used to be a big deal. Now its mush just like the person its attached to. You two belong together. Two worthless . I don't know.... Things.  Three days to find another sucker for free rent . Good luck. Your ex- main asset  is now as useless as rotten eggs"   I hobbled over to to  the computer table to take my pills. I glanced at the computer screen and my heart jumped.. I'm not too sharp but I do know a good deal when I see one. She thinks I'm dumb. Ha.  There it was. On the screen in big, bold print  an offer that said." We can make you wealthy wit...