Monday, February 2, 2015

Old Dicks Can Learn New Tricks.

Becoming a better lover is essential for many older men. For whatever reason  many times it becomes important for men to learn or improve lovemaking skills. Here are some simple tips to becoming a better lover.

1-Do not be defensive or sensitive about your desire to become a better lover.. Maybe you never felt like you  had to focus on your lovemaking skills. Maybe you decided that you want to be a better lover..Thousands of men decide they want to improve their sexual skills everyday..

2- If your erection is less powerful then you want it to be get a prescription for an erectile dysfunction drug. In case you have been living in another world.erectile dysfunction is when your powerful new appearance.. Remember, you will go nowhere with women without a solid erection. It is the key to sexual success One thing is for sure. Erectile dysfunction drugs are miracle drugs. Just ask me..Your penis has to be good to go. It may need some help now..Get it. You can use ED pills without ever telling anyone. You may be a better lover then you ever dreamed.

 3-Start realizing that you have it in you to be a great lover. Maybe you never thought very much about your sexual abilities. Lovemaking must be understood and practiced. Touching correctly is essential. You can perform miracles manually on your partner with your hands . Remember, it is all about pleasuring your lady and making her have orgasms. Then, you will be the man in her mind and your mind.. I know,your happiness is important too. But, let's deal with her first. you will get yours.

 4- Get comfortable in your lovemaking. Practice communication. Honestly and sincerely ask for her comments and suggestions about whether what you are doing is pleasing her and how you can improve your methods. When you are touching her body, especially her pussy or vagina, remember to ask  if you should go "faster, slower, higher or lower". Those words will let you know when she is pleased with your stroke and when she is about to have an orgasm,  If you get your hands working right on her like you do on your hammer or putter you will get unlimited appreciation for your efforts.

 5- Consider investing money on sex counseling. Sex therapists are not all a bunch of perverts. They are really effective in teaching people how to get joy from sex.

6-You don't know what you are missing if you have never made amazing love. Try it.

Sunday, January 25, 2015

This Blog Sucks

This blog sucks. I can't even get comments when I offer to give away money for comments. How in the world does anyone get a good blog going?

I have tons of really interesting articles posted. Unfortunately, I have only made about 12 cents in 2 years with over 120 posts. Everyone  keeps telling me "content, content, content."  OK.                                  Here is more content all of you geniuses. Now what?

I am ready to quit blogging

Wednesday, December 17, 2014

Alone And Depressed Compulsive Gambler

Here I sit. I am a 66 year old male with absolutely no life. I have lived it already with very little success. I live nicely in a studio penthouse My old time rich ex-girlfriend pretty much supports me. I have enough money, with her constant help to be ver comfortable.  My health is OK although I do need prostate surgery eventually.

I woke up this morning about 11.30.  I was going to get dressed and go to work. I work for a private taxi service. I have beenj divorced for 25 years. I have a family including 3 kids and 3 grandchildren but I am alone. I know many people from a life filled with owning a big business, playing ball, gambling,  and going out with many women.  Bu, I am so all alone now..

I decided to cook some pork chops I bought yesterday. Then, I did get dressed and ate the  pork chops. Instead of leaving I turned on the TV program Cops and have sat here for 3 hours watching episode after episode..

I am so depressed I cannot put it into other words except this recap.. Now, I am having doubts as to whether I will go to work at all since I control my own time and hours. I have a Gamblers Anonymous meeting tonight. A bunch of guys meet before the meeting to have dinner. I am friends with all of them but I don't care about most of them and most do not care about me. Now, I will look at one of the online dating sites I subscribe to.

I was never lonely when I gambled. I could always bet and never feel lonely.I have not made a bet in almost six years. That  is my only bragging right. I am so alone.

Thursday, December 11, 2014

Match.com Secret To Success

As a 66 year old expert male player on match.com I will share with you a sure fire method of finding out if you are a player. A player is a good looking guy that easily gets the girls. My formula goes no deeper then it being a system for you ex- jocks who want to know if you still have what it takes to attract women with your looks alone.

 It is very easy to use..By the way, it is not for you dreamers who think that what you write in your emails really matters. I repeat. Success with online dating is all about looks. At least it is with the fancy ass women on match and other sites. That is shallow and superficial but trust me. I am right. That is how it works. You will know how physically appealing you are on match.com or any other dating site very quickly. So, try this method and you can evaluate your appeal.You get an instant judgement.

Decide on your requirements regarding age, location, financial status. You can set the match program to access only those women you are interested in. Write 25 emails exactly as I have written the sample below.
Then, do the following. Email the 25 ladies all at one time. Don't get fancy, don't try to be witty. Just copy and paste what I have written. It is what I have used effectively forever. You will know if you are going to be a player, a partial player, or a reject..
                                                       
  I'm interested ( in caption line above email box)
"Hi, I like your profile and I like the way you look. Let me know if you are also interested. Yes or no will be fine"  Sincerely,
                               David

 Wait about 30 minutes after you have written the emails. Then, you get the results. Click on the people who have most recently viewed you. Match them to the 25 you emailed. You can navigate all that on the match site. If you see a bunch of women you emailed looked at your profile you will know your fate.

If your inbox is empty or almost empty because no emails came back from people you emailed you are probably going to be a loser on dating sites. Live with it. 

If a few responses came back saying they are  interested along with some messages and questions included and maybe an offer of a phone number you have a future. Work it.

If a whole bunch came back with messages indicating a desire to meet you, with some phone numbers included, then you are going to have a great time hustling all those endless ladies out there. Go for it..

If you cannot  make a determination after those first emails try another 25  people. If you get no responses again or very few with no offers of phone numbers or messages then you don't have the looks to be an instant player.
You are in for a long grind.

 Don't give up though. Even the blind squirrel finds the nut once in a while. Keep emailing but use writing skills also because your looks alone won't do it. Go for their hearts.

  Guys, you aren't going to learn anything about yourself you didn't already know. You are just confirming reality.

I ain't nothing to look at but I have done great online. But it never goes fast or easy for me.
Persistence is my answer. It works but it is so slow

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Tuesday, December 9, 2014

Obama Dunno Nuttin

Cmon Barack. Major torture of prisoners going on at the CIA and you did not know about it? The atrocities taking place that you did not admit to because you were kept in the dark.? Who knew what and when?
 Many people at the C.I.A and other places knew for sure. But, no one came forward. It was all a cover up? A giant conspiracy?  Even us gullible Americans are not stupid enough to believe that. Did Chuck Hagel find out and confront you about it?  Then, did he resign because you did not have the balls to tell the American people of this C.I.A lethal torture. And, Hagel would not be part of it so he let you force him out of office. .

Obama, why don't you buy a house with Bush Jr. and sit around talking to each other about all the lies you both told us Americans. Or, talk to each other about how stupid each of you are for not knowing what the fuck was going on  your watches.

Yeah Obama. About that transparency you promised. You are about as transparent as  black out drapes.