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Custom Printed T-Shirts

              Custom Printed T-Shirts                                                 Small Order Specialist 48-144 pieces. Up to 4 colors silk-screened on Gildan, Hanes, or Fruit of the Loom brands. Short sleeve, Long sleeve  Hoodies, Golf Shirts, Caps No delivery charge in Chicago Accept any file for art but Vector art is best. Will design artwork for a small charge or no charge depending. Delivery: 7 days after proof is approved. In business since 1982 ASI Dealer david@davethetshirtguy.com  773-519-9048<script type="text/javascript"><!--   google_ad_client = "ca-pub-5823299978636808"; /* kingdavidsplace_sidebar-left-1_AdSense1_160x600_as */ googl...
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Attacker Beaten By Big John

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Big John, the doorman, was standing in front of his building on the Gold Coast, Chicago’s fanciest area located downtown. It was 2 am.  The streets were quiet except for the normal activity of cabs, people, music from bars, and loud conversation. Big John looked around one more time before he took a coffee break at the all night snack shop half a block away. Suddenly, he heard a woman screaming. Not that laughing drunken kind of meaningless sound that his ears were accustomed to but that scary kind of serious shriek from a woman who was   getting abused or attacked. He looked down the street to the next building and saw a man grabbing a woman on the street and trying to pull her into some bushes. No one else was around.   Big John’s heart pounded but he never thought twice as he immediately ran towards the struggling man and woman. The attacker was a tall, muscular, dirty,  evil looking dude somewhere around thirty five years old. The woman was good look...

Viagra: Hard To Live Without

Viagra is my best sexual friend. I am a player who naturally thinks he can find true love through sexual prowess. But, I have learned that to get things going now, at 64, I need to use Viagra as my tool. My hammer. It's my best ally and it has done much for me. Many women have loved me sexually. So, a little while ago I met this beautiful, 60 year old, very smart and sexy woman online. We both flirted for a week in preparation  for the magical Friday night dinner date we made.. She got a massage, bought new jeans and I got a manicure and haircut and wore the same clothes I wore on online in my profile picture she liked so much. We ended up in a frantic countdown to our meeting at this restaurant we agreed to dine at. We finally met in person . It was heaven. A dream. She looked better then her hot pictures and also immediately upon seeing me told me she said she loved every part of  the way I looked. My face, arms, chest all met her dreams of what she wanted in a man. He...

Dope

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Interior-David's Apt. David sits at his computer scanning the online dating site like a trained hunter. He sees this tall, seductive but funky looking woman of about 50 and looking very indifferent. Kinda smug. Posing like a hotter version of   Faye Dunaway in Bonnie and Clyde” but so very obviously intelligent and also tough looking.. Tall, .great looking body.   David talks to himself out loud “Is she hot or not”? His 62 year old trained eyes coupled with years of dating experience do not tell him a story. She could be a good one but probably isn’t” She’s most likely not worth the time it would take trying to meet her, he decides. Then, he goes back to look at her again a few hours later and also reads her profile more carefully..  “Divorced, self employed, no kids living at home” her profile states. She seems so unaffected, uncaring about whether she gets any attention or not, as if she were forced onto the site.  David mumbles ok to himself. He ...

Gossip King

Reese Witherspoon paid a $100.00 fine for her disorderly conduct arrest. She thought that screaming to police "Do you know my name? would get her out of trouble. Sweet Reese seems not so sweet after all. Drinking is a monster for anyone who cannot control it. It destroys everything in it's path. Poor Reese and all alcoholics. I know about it from personal experience. Chaz Bono, that fat boy son of Cher  lost 60 lbs but is supposedly still unhappy with his obesity.. He is a 44 year old stuffed pig of a transgender. He is especially concerned with his chubby face. Willie Nelson was supposedly held at gunpoint by his second wife, Shirley Collie, because of his cheating. Bad country music guys are also Garth Brooks, Tim McGraw, .Kenny Chesney, and Craig Schelske. Shame shame. How about ugly Lyle Lovett cheating on Julie Roberts when they were married. Kelly Willis and Lyle were caught red handed leaving a hotel in Austin, Texas. Catherine Zeta-Jones was re-admitted to a cr...

Amazon vs. eBay for DVD

I just tried to buy a DVD from Amazon. I have an account there but could not fill out the application for an Amazon charge account. I was going to spend about $30.00 or more. So, I went  to eBay and found the same DVD.  It took less then 90 seconds and I was all done with the purchase. I still relish being a dinosaur. I don't want to know all the crap on computers. I just want to get what I want without a hassle.