Friday, September 10, 2021
PISSED AT STARBUCKS
Friday, April 9, 2021
PISSED AT STARBUCKS
There ought to be a law against people who go to a Starbucks bathroom, flush the toilet, turn on the hand blower, and then do not immediately open the door and leave.
It’s so rude to Starbucks bathroom users who stand outside the toilet door listening to the hand dryer thinking they will be able to relieve themselves when the blower goes silent.
Just the other
day I stopped at a new Starbucks which is in the center of Chicago. I had a
fierce urge to take urinate. My old seventy one year old bladder was bursting.
I started
swaying nervously waiting to hear the toilet flush. It did. Than, the hand
blower started blasting away. The sure sign that the person inside was ready to
exit.
Thank goodness, I thought. Relief was a few seconds away. I then heard the blower turn off and I already had my hand on my zipper in anticipation of finally emptying my bursting bladder.
But, the door did not open. Another few moments went by and I was sweating and swaying and jumping up and down. Another older guy with a bad prostate gland in peeing hell.
I have already urinated in my pants a few times when I could not find a bathroom quickly enough. I even carry a big jug in my car just in case there is a urinating emergency in my travels.
I knew I was just a little bit away from peeing in my pants as I stood there. It had been about three long minutes which is brutal torture to a guy like me who has to go.
My bladder used to be made of steel. I could hold a ton of liquid for many hours with no problem. Usually all night.
Not anymore.
Now, I must have a ready supply of Depends diapers to wear. I urinate every few hours around the clock. My bladder seems to be made of tissue paper.
The Dr. says I
need surgery and I'm trying to get ready to have it but I'm still too chicken.
It is not a cancerous prostate but it is what they call BPH which is a prostate
gland which is too large.
It is an age related condition that occurs in many older males. Your age grows and the prostate gland follows. Than, urinary frequency and all kinds of other problems may start.
Another moment
passed and I couldn’t take it. I snapped. I pounded hard on the door with both
fists. Nothing happened. Then, I started kicking the door while still pounding
away.
No dice.
I started
screaming at the person in the john. “Come on, I gotta go bad.”
Still, only the closed door.
My bladder was at its limit. The urine was just about to burst out.
This was very personal now. This anonymous person inside, whoever he or she was, was trying to torture me. I screamed “get out of there, I’m dying here.” I felt totally victimized.
The door finally opened and this little freckle faced kid with a baseball cap on emerged. He looked so innocent and all American but I was infuriated at him for the torture he had put me through.
This little kid
brushed by me. He was about four and a half feet tall and maybe nine years old.
He looked up at my six foot old mans frame.
I yelled at him.
“Did you ever
think someone was waiting to get in here?” He looked up at me surprised that I had spoken to him so roughly. He
mumbled “Sorry Mr.” in a scared little voice.
I emptied my tortured bladder, came out and started heading back to my car thinking it was over. It wasn't.
Just as I was pulling open the Starbucks front door this huge, strong, heavily tattooed arm clamped around the my shoulder.
This scary
looking guy growled “that’s my son creep” pointing down to the little kid who
was now grinning widely at me. I stuttered “umm, ah, I”.
The tough
looking angry man, obviously his father, cut me off. He said, “He told me you scared him.”
“I had to go bad
and I thought he was done. Bad prostate, you know.”
“I don't care
about your prostate now, buddy.
You have three
words to say to my little son Tommy.”
Repeat them back
to him or say goodnight as he cocked his arm back ready to knock me out.”
“Say, I’m sorry
Tommy.”
I looked down at
this little brat, scared no more, who was now laughing his snotty head off.
I looked again at his scary father before I humiliated myself. Daddy was serious. I looked in his eyes. No way was I going to get my head knocked off over this trip to the bathroom just for pride.
Besides, I
respected him for standing up for his son. People don't usually stand up these
days. How could the kid or the father know about my medical problem anyway I
rationalized. It did not matter anyway.
I’m sorry Tommy,
I gurgled out.” “Fine Mr.” little Tommy said.
Tough guy daddy
looked at me as I opened the door walking away.
“Learn some manners.”
“Here's my
card.”
It said Dr. John
Scott. Urologist.
University of
Chicago Hospitals.
I read it only could come up muttering
“amazing.”
“I walked out to the street in disbelief.
“Go figure,” I
said to myself and anyone else who would listen to my story that I'm still
telling.
I gotta write
about this sometime. I just did.
Hard to believe.
It happened.
Wednesday, June 10, 2020
PISSED AT STARBUCKS
There ought to be a law against people who go to a Starbucks bathroom, flush the toilet, turn on the hand blower, and then do not immediately open the door and leave.
It’s so rude to professional Starbucks pissers who are listening to the hand dryer thinking they will be able to relieve themselves when the blower goes silent.
Just the other day I stopped at my favorite Starbucks which is on my delivery route. I had a fierce urge to take a piss. My old bladder was bursting.
I entered and looked at the single bathroom door and there was no one waiting to go in. Relief, I felt happy for a second. Then, I turned the handle of the door and it was locked. “Shit,” I mumbled quietly.
I started swaying nervously waiting to hear the toilet flush. It did quickly, Then the hand blower started blasting away.
Ah. Thank goodness. Relief was a few seconds away. I then heard the blower turn off and I already had my hand on my zipper in anticipation of emptying my bloated bladder.
But, the door did not open. Another few moments went by and I was sweating and swaying and getting crazy. I was just a little bit away from peeing in my pants. After all, I’m sixty nine years old. My bladder is no longer made of steel. Now, it seems to be made of tissue paper.
Another moment passed and I couldn’t take it. I snapped. I pounded hard on the door with both fists. Nothing happened. Then, I started kicking the door while still pounding away with my hands.
Nothing doing.
I started screaming “get out of there” “I gotta go bad.” Still, only a locked door. My bladder was at its limit. The piss was just about to burst out. It was personal now. This bastard inside was trying to torture me. I screamed “get the fuck out of there, asshole, I’m dying here."
The door finally opened and this little prick with a Chicago White Sox cap emerges, I felt brave knowing I was not going to get punched out by some nasty dude. As I roughly pushed past this little shit who was about four and a half feet tall and maybe eight years old I screamed at him. "Did you ever think someone was waiting to get in here?” He looked up at me as if he had never been abused before.
I emptied my tortured bladder, came out and started heading back to my van. Just as I was pulling open the Starbucks front door this huge, strong, heavily tattooed arm clamped around the back of my neck. This big muscle bound, scary looking guy growls “that’s my son, asshole” pointing down to the little prick who is now grinning widely at me. I say “umm, ah, I."
The bruiser, probably his father interrupts my stutter. He says “You have three words to say to little Tommy. “Repeat them back asshole or say goodnight as he cocks his arm back and makes a fist." ”Say, I’m sorry Tommy”. I looked down at this little bitch who was now laughing hard. I looked at the brute before I humiliated myself. He was mad.
I’m sorry Tommy”. “Ok” little Tommy says. The tough guy looks at me as I opened the door walking away. ” “Go get your dick fixed shithead” he says. He waited for an answer. I only could come up with “thank you.”
What a pussy I am. My OCD made me replay the situation over and over for days. The conclusion was “I’m a pussy!!!
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Tuesday, May 22, 2018
Pissed At A Starbucks Toilet
It's so rude to professional Starbucks pissers who are listening to the hand dryer thinking they will be able to relieve themselves when the blower goes silent.
Just the other day I stopped at my favorite Starbucks which is on my delivery route. I had a fierce urge to take a piss. My old bladder was bursting.
I entered and looked at the single bathroom door and there was no one waiting to go in. Relief, I felt happy for a second. Then, I turned the handle of the door and it was locked. "Shit," I mumbled quietly.
I started swaying nervously waiting to hear the toilet flush. It did quickly, Then the hand blower started blasting away.
Ah. Thank goodness. Relief was a few seconds away. I then heard the blower turn off and I already had my hand on my zipper in anticipation of emptying my bloated bladder.
But, the door did not open. Another few moments went by and I was sweating and swaying and getting crazy. I was just a little bit away from peeing in my pants. After all, I'm sixty nine years old. My bladder is no longer made of steel. Now, it seems to be made of tissue paper.
Another moment passed and I couldn't take it. I snapped. I pounded hard on the door with both fists. Nothing happened. Then, I started kicking the door while still pounding away with my hands.
Nothing doing.
I started screaming "get out of there" "I gotta go bad." Still, only a locked door. My bladder was at its limit. The piss was just about to burst out. It was personal now. This bastard inside was trying to torture me. I screamed "get the fuck out of there, asshole, I'm dying here".
The door finally opened and this little prick with a Chicago White Sox cap emerges, I felt brave knowing I was not going to get punched out by some nasty dude. As I roughly pushed past this little shit who was about four and a half feet tall and maybe eight years old I screamed at him " Did you ever think someone was waiting to get in here?" He looked up at me as if he had never been abused before.
I emptied my tortured bladder, came out and started heading back to my van. Just as I was pulling open the Starbucks front door this huge, strong, heavily tattooed arm clamped around the back of my neck. This big muscle bound, scary looking guy growls "that's my son, asshole" pointing down to the little prick who is now grinning widely at me. I say "umm, ah, I".
The bruiser, probably his father interrupts my stutter. He says "You have three words to say to little Tommy "Repeat them back asshole or say goodnight as he cocks his arm back and makes a fist"."Say, I'm sorry Tommy". I looked down at this little bitch who was now laughing hard. I looked at the brute before I humiliated myself. He was mad.
I'm sorry Tommy". "Ok" little Tommy says.
The tough guy looks at me as I opened the door walking away.. " "Go get your dick fixed shithead" he says. He waited for an answer.
I only could come up with "thank you"
What a pussy I am. My OCD made me replay the situation over and over for days. The conclusion was "I'm a pussy.