ANY SCHMUCK CAN BE A BEST SELLING WRITER

I can write a book. I think everyone has a good book somewhere in them.

I do not think it matters what the subject is. I think it is all about how interesting the story is based on how good a storyteller the author is. 

That is why one can look at the books stacking the shelves of bookstores and immediately realize that getting published is a combination of luck and timing. A few authors dominate the book space. 

Success is all about the voice of the writer. 

Can you keep people captivated with your experiences or knowledge? If so, write about stories are. 

Who knows?

By voice I mean the way the words are put together. Like a golfer every writer must make contact at the end of the swing. Attracting interest is the key to writing. It is the contact. 

I feel that pure talent has very little to do with writing success in terms of technique. Tons of writers with all kinds of degrees in journalism cannot make a nickel with the words they put out. 

Then, some schmuck tells a good story and gets famous.

I have written all kinds of fiction, and non-fiction stories on every imaginable topic which goes nowhere. I put my stuff out here, on some other sites, and send my stories to my friends and followers. I make very few nickels from what I write.

I admit I do not have formal writing training and I don't dedicate myself to continual writing. Fuck it. I am glad I do not have to make a living writing to survive.

It took me years to make $100.00 from Google Adsense which admittedly is a weak but FREE beginners platform.

I have written a lot of interesting things and I would love to get discovered. But, I am a 72 year old guy who has mostly surrendered to the fact that I am just another wanna be writer.

So, my blog is kingdavidsplace.blogspot.com

Come and visit me.

David

FREE TIPS TO START AN ONLINE BUSINESS ON GOOGLE BLOGGER

For a long time I have been researching ways to make money from home on my blog. I have not had much success although I have tried many different types of writing and online businesses. Some of it has to do with my lack of computer skills. Also, I have never hit the right idea. 

I have learned about many different types of online businesses by thousands of hours of personal experience and research. 

I am offering my audience useful tips and knowledge.

The first thing that must be done is to start a blog which can be created  for free.  I created a free blog from #Google. It is called #Blogger and is owned by #Google.

 My blog is kingdavidsplace.blogspot.com. 

 Google has a dept. called #Adsense which keeps track of all the visitors and clicks you get on your #Blogger blog. All of your activity is  recorded by #Adsense which is the department you are paid from owned by #Google.

I have had my blog for many years.There is over 300 pieces written of all types from screen plays to psychology for you to view.    Check it out,    

I am offering you a few ideas to consider. 

One thing that is essential for your online business is a blog.There are blogs on every subject imaginable. Spend time studying what others do.

.Attracting blog viewers is where the money is and you must keep writing fresh copy constantly. So, find something you love and create your blog about it. 

Google will get your knowledge  to interested viewers. That is how they make money. 

When your blog gets clicks everyone makes cash. That sounds easy but is very hard to do.  

 Look at all the stories of internet millionaires. The next one could be you. But, you must try. Start now.

Here are Free ways to make money online. 

 Punch up Google blogger. Create your blog. You are almost done.

Within a short time, like minutes, you will be set up to enter whatever copy you want to write in your blog. Forget all the fancy, bells, whistles, and technical things you have heard about blogging .

They mean nothing. Just write. Get that blog going which a child can do. You can be up and running in 20 minutes.  I cannot understand computers or follow simple directions.

 I can blog. 

You just have to know about something that others want to know about and write.  

  Hundreds of millions of people are out there and Google knows how to find them.

MANY NEED TO FIND YOUR BLOG. 

#Googles search engines delivers your content to people who are searching the web for what you are offering. Write interesting content and everything else will take care of itself. 

You may be a genius. But, who cares if no one reads what you write. Put your stuff out there and you will be found. 

OKAY. 

You are ready.

1-Start a blog.

Go to #Google #Blogger.

Write informative, interesting, useful, beneficial content and you will attract people to your blog. Google makes money from your work so they will deliver the viewers. It really is simple to blog. 

#Googles Adsense department does your bookkeeping and pays you each month by the amount of clicks your blog gets.You have to make $100.00 to get a check but its cumulative.

Look at the internet by searching Google until you find a subject or several subjects you want to blog about. Then, make a plan and go to work. Now.

2-CONSULTING

You are really be smart about many things. Teach. Come up with information or directions that other people can learn and use. Give them free samples so they want more from you.  Charge a competitive price for your services. Be fair. You will develop a loyal audience and get good reviews. Feedback is gold. 

Earn it. 

3- SET UP ONLINE COURSES

Teaching online is huge.  Your expertise can be on one or many subjects, You can advertise your  blog free all over. Facebook, Twitter, or any social media is a good starting point. 

Give your prospective students relevant information. Prepare references, answers to questions and samples your prospective students will want to evaluate. Check around the internet for competitive pricing. 

PEOPLE NEED YOU

Remember, just because you know how to fix a dishwasher or attach a shower head does not mean most other people can do. They will pay you to help them..

 SET UP A U-TUBE ACCOUNT

Come up with something creative that can be done on any subject. U-Tube is an internet video watched by millions of people putting on a U-Tube productions. If your U-Tube idea catches on people from all around the world will rush to see your production. You will get rich quickly or at least make lots of money. 

Most U-Tube ideas.  So what? But, if you succeed and put out a  video that hits the jackpot you will make a fortune. 

Any subject can work. Check it out.

5-  CONSIDER BOOK SALES-

Selling books on line is something I used to do on ebay. Than, Amazon took over the book market which shut out most of the small vendors. 

However, there is still money to be made if you want to dedicate an effort against the army of book sellers. 

Used books can easily be bought cheap or gotten free all over the place. Salvation Army, Goodwill, libraries, Craigs list, estate sales, auctions, churches and synagogues for starters are always offering thousands of used and new books. 

But, books must be transported and stored,  Pictures of each book must be taken and lots of reading and inspecting must be done before offering them online. 

Ultimately, most of the books listed do not sell.

Endless trips to ship sold books must be made to the post office. 

But, revenues are generated and you can find valuable, rare books which sell for lots of money. So, good luck and buy good magnifying glasses. Check #Amazon books.

These are a few free ideas.

It took me 2 hours to compose this.

Hopefully, I will get clicks.

Good Luck

David

FUCK YOU GOOGLE ADSENSE. YOU SUCK !!

I cannot make a dime on @adsense anymore. It used to be possible to earn a few pennies here. Not anymore. I have been writing my brains out for months and drawing viewers. Yet, my earnings do not change. It is as if Google has run out of time and money to calculate revenues that a little hitter like me has made. 

I have a good blog which many people read. I have complained mightily about Google Adsense being cheap and difficult to write for with all their bullshit codes and requirements.

So, fuck you @Google adsense !!

GOOGLE BLOGGER ADSENSE CODE IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME

I surrender. I will never figure out how to paste the Google Adsense code into my blog. I do not know how much money I have lost in the clicks I did not receive. I feel like Google ought to pay me for all the hundreds of hours I have spent over the years trying to figure out correct placement of the code. After all, my work has gone to readers all over the globe. I am valuable.

I can blame it on being an old, stupid, technically retarded 71 year old guy who just has no technological ability. I don't give a shit. I have had this very good but hidden Blogger blog for many years. I have posted over 300 articles on everything you can imagine.  I have written lots  about politics lately because I hate that miserable human scum bag by the name of Donald J. Trump.

 But, before the world ended a few months ago I wrote mostly non-fiction articles on my personal experiences with family, business, ocd, sex, drugs, and a lot of other subjects. My life has been fascinating and the stuff of steamy novels and movies. Really. I am an unknown legend. Read me. 

The point remains that I cannot figure out how to paste ad code into my blog. I still love to write despite my frustration at my small audience and the peanuts I have made from Adsense. My total earnings for life are one check for about $100.00 in return for all my years of pumping out articles. 

Fuck it. That's ok if that is all I deserve for the quality of my writing. However, it just pisses me off to no end thinking that I should have developed a big audience and been a respectable blogger instead of the unimportant piece of wanna be blogger wall flower I am. All because it's seeminly impossible for me to learn ad code instructions. 

It is not fair only but for the lack of knowing how to press a few computer buttons that a normal person could figure out in about 5 minutes I have been prevented from realizing much more success from kingdavidsplace.blogspot.com  

I want Google Adsense to analyze my entire blog and pay me some amount. I should have made more money. They are geniuses. They can figure it out. I have tried all their support tools over and over to no avail. Google has spent money for much less worthwhile purposes than my value to their readers.

 I do not care about Adsense community support, utube, help, or any other crap Google offers regarding pasting code. It does not help me. I am a friggin idiot but I have been a good blogger and loyal to Google.

 I want to be compensated. You want me than pay me.

Thank you.
Sincerely,
David Stein  

GOOGLE ADSENSE IS FOR SCHMUCKS WHO WRITE ON BLOGGER

I show no earnings on Google Adsense for last week despite many clicks. I think the Adsense crew must all be home trying to stay safe. But, Google ought to let us bloggers know we would not be seeing our daily reports on the clicks we received. For bloggers like me that make peanuts the clicks are what I survive on. 

 The satisfaction of knowing some people read my stuff is enough. For bloggers who make real money from Adsense they must be unhappy not seeing daily hit numbers. Google has a help and support page that is supposed to answer questions. I ignorantly asked why no daily earnings were being posted. 

I might as well have asked for the combination to open the Fort Knox vault. The more I asked the community help section the more complicated the answers became if anyone answered at all. So, I still think Google Adsense sucks because they are not efficient in dealing with simple questions. Maybe #mashable can get the scoop when he asks but I'm just another unimportant schmuck.

GOOGLE ADSENSE WILL NOT PAY ME MY BLOGGING $$$$$.

Google Adsense has screwed me again. I am a Google Blogger and am registered and verified to be paid by Googles Adsense payments dept.

Good fucking luck Google bloggers !! 

You must make $100.00 to qualify to get paid. So, after about 5 years I finally made the $100.00 threshold. Ahh, I thought.  Show me the money.  Not so fast though. 

With my $100.00 earnings statement came bank account and tax information requirements to be provided. Also, various bullshit demands about technical payee crap. 

But, just when I thought I sent Google everything they asked for I was notified that I had to wait several weeks or more for a pin number or I still would not get paid.

Than, Google told me I also had to wait for Google to do a transaction on the bank account  they would be transmitting my payment through. More Google bullshit. 

I could not get confirmation from Google that my bank account had even been properly linked to their Adsense payment center no matter how many times I filled out my financials and sent inquiries.

 Today, three weeks after I reached the $100.00 earnings mark  I still have no idea if I am even properly set up to get paid.
Naturally, I have tried over and over to get help from the Google community and from Google itself. No help from anyone. 

 I've only got a bunch of stupid canned responses which are of no help.
Google always has the nerve to ask for feedback. I would like to see some of the feedback Google gets. Many would probably puke.
Your Adsense help and support SUCKS Google.

Try emailing me at tshirtdave69@gmail.com or
Check my blog at kingdavifdsplace.blogspot.com to let me know whats going on.  

Straighten this out Google. 
You owe me and most everyone else in the world your est efforts.

GOOGLE ADSENSE HAS AN INEXPENSIVE COMPETITOR

The handle for my shower broke and I got frantic because I am totally helpless when it comes to fixing anything. I can't even change a flat tire. Call me lazy, stupid, inept, or whatever. The bottom line is my brain and hands are no good for anything that needs assembly. 

I have tried forever to become proficient with computers. I cannot. That has been my deficient reality for 71 years. I could not learn geometry either.

You have no idea how hard I have concentrated on learning   computer programs. No dice. I would like to make a little bit of money from this blog but I make peanuts from Google Adsense.   

Adsense is Googles bookkeeping arm to keep track of all the data bloggers provide by the clicks received generated to blogs they read and shop from. Google pays their bloggers per each click received. Google pays peanuts and makes a lot from both their bloggers and those who read their blog called Blogger.

 The advertising content which Google puts on any blog is related to the reader demographics. A blog receives the type of ads from  Google they can get maximum clicks with based on reader interests. Google tracks everything to monetize each of their blogs and pays their bloggers per click. Google charges advertisers to be placed on various blogs. We are talking hundreds of millions going through Adsense. 

 A blogger can disregard Google Adsense and can allow advertisers to run ads for less money than Google.  Also, a blogger makes more by going direct. I figured all that out! Look out Google Adsense. Your monopoly is over! Davids Place is your new competition. We are coming after your market with better prices.

Since I never will become technically proficient with computers but have an advertising backround and love composing and selling ads I will build this blog my way. I am going rogue. 

Davids Place is now accepting paid advertising to run on this blog. This may be your new, profitable home. It reaches thousands of people who read and shop from blogs each day. So, if we agree on terms than jump in and run your ad here.

PLEASE NOTE-

We reserve the right to reject any ad for any reason at any time. 

We only will accept advertising from well established, reputable, and appropriate businesses who are fair and reasonable to their customers and generous to their communities.

Davids Place is looking only for quality ads from quality people.

Advertising from professional people, service businesses, recruitment ads, educational and training ads, tour and travel ads, , business opportunities, restaurants and entertainment ads, special events, items for sale,  community announcements are a few of the types of ads we seek. 
We are offering limited free space for non-profits and some others who are unable to do paid for advertising. 

REQUIREMENTS:

Only EMAILED ads in English with clean copy accepted.  
 A physical address will be sent to you upon ad approval with an invoice.

Only checks, money orders, or Paypal accepted.

Cost-$25.00 for up to 25 words. $0.50 cents per word thereafter. 
Ad will run for 30 consecutive days.  

Approved and paid ads should be posted within 2 days. 

Text ONLY will be used for all ads. 
 Please email clean and clear copy which will be entered by the Davids Place staff with a classification.
Include your name and phone number. You may also email a photo of your copy and your business card. (optional)
We will contact you with any questions.

There is NO set up charge.

NO artwork will be used, no special borders, fonts, color, or special positions will be given, no proofs will be sent (just check the blog and any errors will adjusted.) You get text only.

Go to kingdavidsplace.blogspot.com. That is my blog and the only place where your ad will appear.
The readership is composed of many thousands of people each day. I have a very loyal following between ages 21-69 of both males and females, single and married.  Most are from the United States. Also, some are from around the globe. 
Davids Place has been around many years but has never accepted advertising before. 
Give it a try.



MY GUARANTEE:
You get fair pricing, and uncomplicated advertising in a format that appeals to many blog readers who may need your services. This blog can be as effective or more effective than anything you have tried. People buy from places that make them comfortable and happy. Davids Place will do that. 
We look forward to your business.

Thank you
David

Send copy to:

tshirtdave69@gmail.com

David Stein

SAMPLE ADVERTISEMENT BELOW




HARDWARE-Ace Hardware Margate

5843 Margate Blvd.

Margate, Fl 33063

Phone-954-972-1711

Fax-954-972-1715

www.acehardwaredistributors.com

    

Comment-This is the friendliest, well stocked, reasonably priced, helpful hardware store I have ever found for anything I have needed. There is a fine staff working hard in a clean, organized store that you do not get lost in or overwhelmed by. 

They seem to know everything about parts. The store is easy to get to with a big parking lot. You get lots of knowledge and products for all households and businesses. Super personalized service. 
This ACE is the place to buy from. They care. 
*****

   

EARNING MONEY FROM MY GOOGLE BLOGGER BLOG

There is hope for my blog. I actually made about $2.00 from AdSense in a few days.  AdSense is the Google tracker that records and credits Blogger on Google Blogger as to how many clicks you get on  articles posted on your blog.

It's just so brutally hard for a 70 year old guy who is not computer literate to succeed in blogging. That's because despite Google AdSense sending reports and helping with very technical support it is just too hard to understand the Google information. 

I'm sure I could have built a large audience by now if I understood a few moves that I could make to build traffic. But, I do not have the smarts to understand the subjects required. 

So, I just keep writing and hoping the strength of my content will be strong enough to draw an audience to my blog. I also do know how to promote my blog on Twitter. But, I do not know anywhere near what a good blogger knows. I am weak at promoting my good blog. 

However, for the last few months it is all about how I detest Donald Trump. So, don't read my blog if you are a Trump supporter and do not want to hear negative, critical stuff about Trump.

 But, I do love to write and just a few responses makes me happy. So, the 2 bucks I saw credited to my weak Adsense account has made me happy.
So, I am writing again.
Read and click and comment please.

kindavidsplace.blogspot.com

TIPS FROM A BLOGGER DUMMY ON MAKING MONEY FROM GOOGLE ADSENSE

                    Tips On Making Money Blogging

1-Pick a specific subject and stick to it.
2-Do not drift.
3-Use SEO  (keywords) words such as dummy, sex, drugs, free, scandal, violence, Trump. etc. SEO stands for Search Engine Optimization. 
 The search engines loves hot words.They pick them out and may lead them to your blog. You do not even have to know what a search engine is. Search engines know you.                                      
4-Find a subject that really interests you. Write for yourself and the audience will find you.
5-Check other blogs and offer comments no matter how stupid and boring they are. Then, ask permission to post a link to your own blog. You will probably get it and may attract valuable, new traffic.
 6-Remember, at all times that Google AdSense is the place that keeps a record of all the looks and visitors that your blog attracts.
It is the money. Google Adsense is your boss. It keep great records of everything on your blog so you can measure all of your statistics continually..
 7-Use Facebook, Twitter, Reddit, Google+ and every other     platform to promote your blog. Post your link to your blog and     SEO words to bring viewers to your blog. 
 9-Learn how to read the Google Adsense reports that you are sent continually. If you have a brain you can figure out how to analyze your writing and improve the content.
10-I cannot read the Adsense reports because I am too old and        stupid but you probably can. Teach me someone.
11-Be ready for disappointment as you see shitty results or no results despite writing your brains out. That's my story. 
12-It's just so much fun when you make a few pennies like I just did from your writing. It's kind of like playing golf. One good hit keeps you coming back.
13-Have fun writing and do not quit your day job!!

GOOGLE BLOGGER SUCCESS STORY GRANDPA MAKES MONEY AND SHARES THE SECRET

Do you want to know how to make money on Google Adsense? 
I finally figured it out.  Google Adsense is the Google tracking system where you get paid from Google on the number of clicks or looks your blog pages get from the internet universe.  

Your blog followers, either new people or repeat viewers, who click on your blog then see the ads that Google sells to people to run on your blog pages. Traffic is the key to any blog. The more traffic your blog attracts the more chances there are that your advertisers will get responses. Remember, the main thing that gets and keeps traffic coming to your blog is great content. Content is king. Every click on your blog can be worth cash. Remember that.

Google advertisers have their ads placed based on the content you provide your audience.  If you have a blog, for example, that offers information on sex then Google will sell ad space to advertisers who sell dildos, lingerie, aphrodisiacs, vibrators, handcuffs, lubricants, massage oils, etc.

So, think of a subject you are very interested in. It can be anything at all. If women's underwear is your thing then write compelling stories about all aspects of women's underwear. But do it right. Be a ferocious reader and researcher. Learn more about women's underwear then any other blogger. Make womens underwear your life.

Always write fresh, interesting, unique, quality content. An effective blogger should stay on a narrow subject so viewers know what to expect. Draw them into your blog. Feed your followers great, original, material to read. Make them want to to get to your blog like an addict wants to get to their drugs. 

Keep writing constantly. Stay only on the subject of your blog. It is easy to drift. Don't. Stay focused. Remember, the narrower the lens the wider the focus. You can find endless amounts of material on anything. Hundreds of millions of people are into blogs continually. Find things that captivates and educates them. Then, hook them and you win.

Do not get discouraged. Start working your ass off pouring heart and soul into your blog. Expect to make no money or just pennies for a long time. Just keep grinding like I did. Eventually, the world will beat a path to your door.

I have blogged on Blogger by Google forever. It is a free platform and perfect for beginners. Adsense keeps track of everything you earn. Blogger keeps a list of all your blog posts.

me out.  I ain't no genius. Just a 70 yr. old dude who likes to write. Most the time I cannot even figure out what works on my blog and what does not. Check my blog out and offer comments or ask questions. Good luck

kingdavidsblog.blogspot.com

A Place In Hell for Google

There is a special place in hell for the people at almighty Google who run AdSense. I have written to Google so many times begging them to explain why I have not been paid my Blogger money. I am an old man and do not have the understanding to read the AdSense blogger reports on what my blog is doing. I write and write cause I love to write. Someone click on my blog address and you may want to buy my work..
My site on blogger is kingdavidsplace.blogspot.com. I feel as if I don't exist.
Help already Google. Call me or write me .
David