Monday, May 6, 2019

Deranged Donald Trump: Americas Greatest Political Con Man

The blame for the endless and overwhelming promotion and reporting of Donald Trumps sick, inflammatory rhetoric and behavior lies with all of us who feast on his deplorable words and deeds. We continually enable that guy by allowing him to run wild  without consequences. He may be our worst political train wreck of the century.

Being a super con man has worked magically for Trump. Americans endlessly buy into hucksters and con men . He is our perfect fraud. We are among the biggest suckers in the world.

 Look what electing Trump got us? Brainless, inefficient, unfit leadership. Bold, blatant violation of the rule of law and abdication of our Presidents sworn duties as commander and chief. .

 Trumps ignorant, fatally flawed, immature, ignorant behavior is doing permanent damage to our  two hundred plus year old democracy. The media keeps  him in our face strictly because they are making money from his outrageous.style.
Unfortunately, Trump is an all-time media cash cow. That is because of our national obsession with train wrecks.

 His speeches are filled with talk of violence, hate, prejudice, bigotry, bullying, and every component that appeals to the worst in many of us. His fanatic base loves what he says and does. They adore him because of his outrageous defiance of rules, customs, and laws. Charismatic and deranged madmen do attract dedicated followers.

Trump is a phenomenon created by money, privilege, immaturity, defiance, and a lot of luck. He was defaulted into power by the country's unhappiness with much of our government and the widespread hatred of Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton.
He is superman to those that needed a wild fool to thoughtlessly trash much of what we are frustrated with.

 But, he is nothing. He's just a loudmouth braggart, a punk, a totally insensitive buffoon who thinks he is the smartest guy in the room. In reality, he is shallow and superficial, and actually an "ignoramus" according to conservative columnist Ann Coulter, and "a moron" according to ex-secretary of state Rex Tillerson.

 Google the TV ratings for the O.J Simpson murder trial many years ago or for the Rodney King police beating in Los Angeles, or many other spectacular, unfortunate events. It is hard to not watch, read, or listen and become entranced when tragic events occur. Than, we buy the products and services that get attached to the big audiences. Find current advertiser revenues on tv, radio, newspapers. etc. The more Trump is publicized the more the cash registers ring.

 Forget politics. Forget morality. Forget decency. In the end, Trump getting continual coverage is all about money regardless of the righteous indignation that is demonstrated in condemning him. Watch how fast he gets dropped when he stops generating income.

Think of the school shootings, the attacks, the bombings and everything else that has happened while Trump has been in office. There is big coverage for a little while and then the media goes back to Trump again. He is the biggest generator of money.

 If a lot of the news is "fake news" as Trump claims the medias relationship to Trump is just as fake.  It is a shell game between Trump, the media and the rest of us who suck it all up and stay focused on him.

Do you want to get Trump out of your face? Stop buying and watching and listening to the non-stop coverage he gets. You would soon see him fighting to get back on the Howard Stern radio show where they called him Donald the douche-bag.

 Trump needs therapy, not politics. We need our heads examined for electing him.

 Trump will end but the damage he has done will not. Think about that.

.I believe if Trump were gone there would be another moron who would pick up his following.
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That's scary.

Saturday, May 4, 2019

PISSED AT STARBUCKS


There ought to be a law against people who go to a Starbucks bathroom, flush the toilet, turn on the hand blower, and then do not immediately open the door and leave.

It’s so rude to professional Starbucks pissers who are listening to the hand dryer blowing thinking they will be able to relieve themselves when the blower stops. .
Just the other day I stopped at my favorite Starbucks which is on my delivery route. I had a fierce urge to pee. My old bladder was bursting.

I walked in and looked toward the single bathroom door and I saw there was no one waiting to go in. Relief. I felt happy but only for seconds. Then, I turned the handle of the door and it was locked. “Shit,” I mumbled to myself. I heard someone  inside shuffling. 
I started swaying nervously waiting to hear the toilet flush. It did quickly. Then the hand blower started blasting away.

Oh. Thank goodness I thought. Relief was only a  few seconds away. I then heard the blower turn off and I already had my hand on my zipper in anticipation of emptying my bloated bladder.

But, the door did not open. Another few moments went by and I was sweating and swaying and getting crazy. I was about to pee in my pants. After all, I’m sixty nine years old. My bladder is no longer made of steel. Now, it seems to be made of tissue paper.

Another moment passed and I couldn’t take it anymore. I snapped. I pounded hard on the door with both fists. Nothing happened. Then, I started kicking the door while still pounding away with both hands.
Still, no response.

I started screaming “ whoever you are please get out of there” “I gotta go bad.” Still, nobody came out. My bladder felt like would explode.The piss was just about to burst out. I grabbed my crotch. It was personal now. This bastard inside was trying to torture me. 

I screamed “get the fuck out of there, asshole, I’m dying here”.
The door finally opened and this little prick with a Chicago White Sox cap emerged. I felt brave knowing I was not going to get punched out by some nasty dude. 

As I roughly moved  past the little shit who was about four and a half feet tall and maybe eight years old I screamed at him ” Did you ever think someone was waiting to get in here?” He looked up at me as if he had never been talked to angrily before.

I emptied my tortured bladder, came out and started heading back to my van. Just as I was pulling open the front door this big, strong, heavily tattooed guys hand clamped around the back of my neck. Mr. muscle bound, scary looking guy growled “that’s my son you were hassling, asshole” pointing down to the little prick who was now grinning widely at me. I stuttered “umm, ah, I”.

The bruiser father interrupted my stutter. He said “You have three words your're going to say to my little son Tommy “Repeat them back to him or say goodnight.” He cocked his arm back and I stared at a big, ready fist”.”Say, I’m sorry Tommy”. 

I looked down at this little brat who was now roaring with laughter at me. Than, I looked into the eyes of his brute of a father. It was time to humiliate myself. My  thumping heart was sure daddy meant business.

“I’m sorry Tommy” I gurgled. “Haha” little Tommy cackled.
 
Big, mean daddy looked at me as I walked away  “Go get your bladder fixed shithead” he said. He waited for an answer.

I could only mumble “right” as I slithered out the door.


PISSED AT STARBUCKS


There ought to be a law against people who go to a Starbucks bathroom, flush the toilet, turn on the hand blower, and then do not immediately open the door and leave. 

It’s so rude to professional Starbucks pissers who are anxiously listening to the hand dryer thinking the person inside will come right out.    

 Veteran Starbucks pee ers think that they will quickly be able to relieve themselves when the blower goes silent. Its terribly uncomfortable to get faked out.

 Just the other day I stopped at my favorite Starbucks which is on my delivery route. I had a fierce urge to take a piss. My old bladder was bursting. I walked in and looked at the single bathroom door and I saw there was no one waiting to go in. 

 Relief. I felt happy for a second. Then, I turned the handle of the door and the door was locked. “Shit,” I mumbled quietly. I started swaying nervously waiting to hear the toilet flush. It did quickly. Then the hand blower started blasting away.Ah. Thank goodness. Relief was only a few seconds away. I then heard the blower turn off and I already had my hand on my zipper in anticipation of emptying my bloated bladder.

But, the door did not open. Another few moments went by and I was sweating and swaying  and getting crazy. I was just about to let loose in my pants. After all, I’m sixty nine years old. My bladder is no longer made of steel. Now, it seems to be made of tissue paper. Another moment passed and I couldn’t take it. I snapped. I pounded hard on the door with both fists. Nothing happened. Then, I started kicking the door while still pounding away with my hands.
Still, nothing doing.


























Wednesday, May 1, 2019

GROW A SET DEMOCRATS

                                                                        SMARTEN UP DEMOCRATS

THE ORANGE HAIRED LUNATIC IS GONNA BLOCK YOUR WAY
ALL THE WAY TO 2020 ELECTION DAY

HE AIN'T EVER GIVING YOU WHAT YOU WANT
THAT'S THE FACT ALL THE BULLSHIT IS JUST AN ACT

YOU CAN CRY AND WHINE ALL THE WAY
THAT'S WHAT TRUMP WANTS BUT HE WILL KEEP YOU AT BAY

SO FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE AND  STOP BELIEVING THAT JUSTICE WILL PREVAIL
BECAUSE TRUMP AND HIS LOVED ONES ARE NEVER GOING TO JAIL

TRUMPS HAS YOU BY THE BALLS AND YOU WILL KEEP GETTING HAD
UNLESS YOU GROW A SET AND REALLY GET MAD

YOU CAN WIN DEMOCRATS BUT NOT WITHOUT GETTING TOUGH
BECAUSE DONALD HAS A GROUP THAT IS WAY TOO ROUGH

Sunday, November 25, 2018

FREE TALENT WAITING TO WORK WITH YOU

Normally, I would take forever to start writing this article. I would check my blogger statistics, I would see if I earned any money in the last few days, (which I almost never do) I would jealously check out other successful blogs, or focus on anything other then getting to work and just writing. 

Kinda stupid cause I love to write. I wish I knew I had talent. I have this blog with several hundred articles, and stories. It makes me feel worthwhile as a contributing human being that the world can gain something constructive from. But, I get so little traffic it is pathetic.

However, I just do not understand how to build an audience because I am too old and not computer literate enough to apply the necessary skills to get a respectable following. It is not Googles fault. They are aware of my problems. I am worth money and readership to Google and their advertisers who run ads on my blog. They send me reports and technical information including steps regarding adding code, widgets, links and all kinds of other shit to my blog.

 I just cannot understand what Google AdSense tells me to do. I keep thinking that the sheer appeal of my blog will finally find an audience. So, I only write in this blog,  I go to tiny URL and make the headline small enough so I can put a teasing headline on Twitter to promote my latest blog article and then I post it on Twitter and hope some traffic will come charging to my blog. 

I focus lately almost exclusively on my horrible feelings toward Donald Trump. I am very active on Twitter in commenting on Trump. I do have about five hundred people following me? I always think that one of my followers who has their own gigantic following will go to my blog and see something interesting that they could use for a story, a screenplay, a book, or anything else that might make me successful.

 I do believe that life can change in a heartbeat. I used to gamble so I love the action and rush that writing in my blog can potentially create. Meanwhile, its Sunday morning in Chicago.  I sit in my little high rise apartment all alone. Not even a dog or goldfish. I am retired with very little money. I have wonderful kids and friends who are usually unavailable cause they are busy or married, or something. 

So, I'm lonely, depressed, and  pretty much alone since I dumped my last girlfriend who I just could not get comfortable with and settle down with even after living together for several months. I am 70 and play senior softball several days a week in the summer which I love but now it's winter so I have been trying to find an airbandb in Florida where some of my softball  guys go to play in the winter. Discover me one of you people out there that see talent in me.
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Thanks.
David

Monday, November 5, 2018

TRUMP CANNOT MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

Trump and his candidates are going down the drain as I write. Republicans are losing massive ground. Trump, despite his attempts to rally his base, may not be able to save anyone's job including his own. 

He represents many Republican candidates in tightly contested races and his endorsement is not helpful but can be damaging. Many candidates do not even want him around. What a testimonial for a President !!

If he would have shut his mouth when his advisers told him to, his own position and the Republications appeal would be much stronger. Instead, Trump ignorantly has continued to embarrass himself, our country, and the people he represents by being a mindless egomaniac and narcissist. 

 He misguidedly feels he must be the smartest guy in the room despite how devoid of basic intelligence many Americans and leaders of other countries think. The President seems hardly able to speak well and when he talks he constantly lies.  

Trump could not get health care repealed, immigration reform completed, and a border wall he promised delivered for his supporters. He failed while controlling both houses of Congress. He has all the power a President could ask for and has been a dismal failure. Like the failure he was in the five businesses he ran into bankruptcy using his dads fortune.

Why? Because he is a total fool, a dunce, an "ignoramus" per Ann Coulter. Trump has continued replaying the 2016 election, hiring and firing cabinet members, calling other leaders nasty names, insulting people mercilessly and wasting his time watching TV and playing golf instead of working. He has put himself and his rich friends above everything else. 

He also is threatening to rob our Social Security, Medicare, and Medicaid treasuries by taking money from them to repay the tax cuts he gave his billionaire friends who will not need more money anyway. 

He gave us a tax refund or tax break or whatever you want to call it and acted as if it were a big deal but it was really peanuts. He keeps throwing urine in our faces and tells us it is raining. Many of us believe him.

His racism and bigotry, his numerous sleazy scandals and insensitivity repel the majority of good, honest Americans. He goes against all of our values and our better angels. Trump is a horrid President and a horrid human being and his collapsing support underscores that.  

Whats more, to add to the miseries Trump faces, here comes the millennial's voting against Republicans. Gun control, equality for women, bogus agreements, lying, adultery, and all the rest will not be accepted by millennial's. We have had enough crap from Republicans and from Trump.

With no House of Representatives in his control, as the polls indicate, Trump will not only be much less powerful but will likely be impeached as he should be. He has lied, defrauded, abused his power, and been the most unfit President in U.S. history. He is a bad guy and a monstrosity of a POTUS.

Robert Mueller has not even got started on Trump yet. He could be more dangerous to Trump then anyone or anything out there. Trump could end up indicted and maybe in jail.

A no vote for any of Trumps endorsed candidates is a vote for a return to the wonderful America we will again become.

Trump has not seriously gone after Saudi Arabia for the murder of our American resident and journalist because he does not want to lose the money those stinking Saudis spend with us and probably personally lend him. 

He pees in his pants when he even has to talk about KGB killer and Russian leader Vladimir Putin. He is a stone, cold coward. 

Trump is the only President I have ever thought to be gutless. He is too afraid to even fire anyone face to face let alone telling KGB killer Vladimir Putin to stay out of our elections.

Now, he is sending 10-15k troops unnecessarily to the southern border to stop some fleeing immigrants from coming here. It is all for show to impress his supporters. That is probably dummy Trumps worst mistake among many.

Also,, here comes the millennial's to the polls who cannot be lied to and ripped off like Trumps supporters. They will be the moving force in the years to come. Donald is screwed.

So, lets start making America great again by voting out Trumps endorsed candidates and impeaching Trump.

Thursday, November 1, 2018

WORLDS HOTTEST SEX IN TWO MINUTES

 She had long blond hair, long sexy legs, and a plunging, sleeveless dress with tits that did not stop. They begged to be released. I sat there high and horny staring at that juicy rack. I was salivating. I was so hard my organ was trying to burst through my pants. 

She walked over to me and put her hand on my face. She went down on her knees and pushed her face into my jeans. She opened my fly and my manliness sprang out. Off her skinny skirt went in one motion and she then sat on my huge stiffness. 

She rode me for about two minutes and I had the biggest orgasm ever. It was the worlds hottest sex.